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in a straight line, with uniform and uninterrupted effort, and does not have the blow-outs common to more fidgety people. But hard, fast labor is not in his line.

      Loves Comedy

      All forms of mental depression are foreign to fat people as long as they are in normal health. We have known a fat husband and wife to be ejected for rent and spend the evening at the movies laughing like four-year-olds at Charlie Chaplin or a Mack Sennett comedy. You have sometimes seen fat people whose financial condition was pretty serious and wondered how they could be so cheerful.

      Inclined to Indolence

      Fat people’s habits, being built around their points of strength and weakness, are necessarily of two kinds—the desirable and the undesirable.

      The worst habits of this type are those inevitable to the ease-loving and the immature-minded.

      Indolence is one of his most undesirable traits and costs the Alimentive dear.

      In this country where energy, push and lightning-like efficiency are at a premium only the fat man of brains can hope to keep up.

      The inertia caused by his digestive processes is so great that it is almost insurmountable. The heavy, lazy feeling you have after a large meal is with the fat man interminably because his organism is constantly in the process of digesting large amounts of food.

      Likes Warm Rooms

      Love of comfort—especially such things as warm rooms and soft beds—is so deeply imbedded in the fiber of this type that he has ever to face a fight with himself which the rest of us do not encounter. This sometimes leads the excessively corpulent person to relax into laziness and slovenliness. An obese individual sometimes surprises us, however, by his ambition and immaculateness.

      But such a man or woman almost always combines decided mental tendencies with his alimentiveness.

      Enjoys Doing Favors

      The habits which endear the fat person to everyone and make us forget his faults are his never-failing hospitality, kindness when you are in trouble, his calming air of contentment, his tact, good nature and the real pleasure he seems to experience when doing you a favor.

      His worst faults wreak upon him far greater penalties than fall upon those who associate with him, something that can not be said of the faults of some other types.

      Likes Melody

      Simple, natural music is a favorite with fat people. Love songs, rollicking tunes and those full of melody are most popular with them. An easy-to-learn, easy-to-sing song is the one a fat man chooses when he names the next selection.

      They like ragtime, jazz and music with a swing to it. Music the world over is most popular with fat races. The world’s greatest singers and most of its famous musicians have been fat or at least decidedly plump.

      Goes to the Cabaret

      The fat person will wiggle his toes, tap his fingers, swing his fork and nod his head by the hour with a rumbling jazz orchestra.

      When the Alimentive is combined with some other type he will also enjoy other kinds of music but the pure Alimentive cares most for primal tunes and melodies.

      Likes a Girly-Show

      A pretty-girl show makes a hit with fat women as well as with fat men. Drop into the “Passing Show” and note how many fat people are in the audience. Drop into a theater the next night where a tragedy is being enacted and see how few fat ones are there.

      The One Made Sport Of

      Fat people enjoy helping out the players, if the opportunity offers. All show people know this.

      When one of those tricks is to be played from the foot-lights upon a member of the audience the girl who does it is always careful to select that circular gentleman down front. Let her try to mix up confetti or a toy balloon with a tall skinny man and the police would get a hurry call!

      When we describe the bony type you will note how very different he is from our friend the fat man.

      A Movie Fan

      “The fat man’s theater” would be a fitting name for the movie houses of the country. Not that the fat man is the only type patronizing the cinema. The movies cover in one evening so many different kinds of human interests—news, cartoons, features and comedy—that every type finds upon the screen something to interest him.

      But if you will do what we have done—stand at the doorway of the leading movie theaters of your city any evening and keep a record of the types that enter you will find the plump are as numerous as all the others combined.

      Easy Entertainment

      The reason for this is plain to all who are acquainted with Human Analysis: the fat man wants everything the easiest possible way and the movie fulfils this requirement more fully than any other theatrical entertainment. He can drop in when he feels like it and there is no waiting for the show to start, for one thing.

      This is a decided advantage to him, for fat people do not like to depend upon themselves for entertainment.

      The Babies of the Race

      The first stage in biological evolution was the stage in which the alimentary apparatus was developed. To assimilate nutriment was the first function of all life and is so still, since it is the principal requirement for self-preservation.

      Being the first and most elemental of our five physiological systems the Alimentive—when it overtops the others—produces a more elemental, infantile nature. The pure Alimentive has rightly been called “the baby of the race.” This accounts for many of the characteristics of the extremely fat person, including the fact that it is difficult for him to amuse himself.

      He of all types likes most to be amused and very simple toys and activities are sufficient to do it.

      Loves the Circus

      A serious drama or “problem play” usually bores him but he seldom misses a circus.

      The fat person expresses his immaturity also in that he likes to be petted, made over and looked after.

      Like the infant he demands food first. Almost the only time a fat man loses his temper is when he has been deprived of his food. The next demand on his list is sleep, another characteristic of the immature.

      Give a fat man “three squares” a day and plenty of sleep in a comfortable bed, and he will walk off with the prize for good humor three hundred and sixty-five days in the year. Next to sleep he demands warm clothing in winter and steam heat when the wintry winds blow.

      Fat People at the Beach

      If it were not for the exertion required in getting to and from the beaches, dressing and undressing, and the momentary coldness of the water, many more Alimentives would go to the beaches in Summer than do.

      Not Strenuous

      Anything, to be popular with the Alimentive, must be easy to get, easy to do, easy to get away from, easy to drop if he feels like it. Anything requiring the expenditure of great energy, even though it promises pleasure when achieved, is usually passed over by the fat people.

      The Art of Getting Out Of It

      “Let George do it” is another bit of slang invented by this type. He seldom does anything he really hates to do. He is so likable he either induces you to let him out of it or gets somebody to do it for him. He just naturally avoids everything that is intense, difficult or strenuous.

      The Peaceable Type

      If an unpleasant situation of a personal or social nature arises—a quarrel, a misunderstanding or any kind of disagreement—the fat man will try to get himself out of it without a discussion.

      Except when they have square faces (in which case they are not pure Alimentives), extremely fat people do not mix up in neighborhood, family, church, club or

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