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seem incongruous to him. He takes the attitude that resistance is a waste of energy. He knows other and easier ways of getting what he desires.

      There are types who take a lively interest in those who are different from them, but not the Alimentive. He prefers easy-going, hospitable, complacent friends whose homes and hearts are always open and whose minds run on the simple, personal things.

      The reason for this is obvious. All of us like the people, situations, experiences and environments which bring out our natural tendencies, which call into play those reflexes and reactions to which we tend naturally.

      Chooses Food-Loving Friends

      “Let’s have something to eat” is a phrase whose hospitality has broken more ice and warmed more hearts than any other, unless perchance that rapidly disappearing “let’s have something to drink.” The fat person keeps at the head of his list those homey souls who set a good table and excel in the art of third and fourth helpings.

      Because he is a very adaptable sort of individual this type can reconcile himself to the other kind whenever it serves his purpose. But the tenderest spots in his heart are reserved for those who encourage him in his favorite indoor sport.

      When He Doesn’t Like You

      A fat man seldom dislikes anybody very hard or for very long.

      Really disliking anybody requires the expenditure of a good deal of energy and hating people is the most strenuous work in the world. So the Alimentive refuses to take even his dislikes to heart. He is a consistent conserver of steam and this fact is one of the secrets of his success.

      He applies this principle to everything in life. So he travels smoothly through his dealings with others.

      Holds Few Grudges

      “Forget it” is another phrase originated by the fat people. You will hear them say it more often than any other type. And what is more, they excel the rest of us in putting it into practice. The result is that their nerves are usually in better working order. This type runs down his batteries less frequently than any other.

      Avoids the “Ologists”

      When he takes the trouble to think about it there are a few kinds of people the Alimentive does not care for. The man who is bent on discussing the problems of the universe, the highbrow who wants to practise his new relativity lecture on him, the theorist who is given to lengthy expatiations, and all advocates of new isms and ologies are avoided by the pure Alimentive. He calls them faddists, fanatics and fools.

      When he sees a highbrow approaching, instead of having it out with him as some of the other types would, he finds he has important business somewhere else. Thus he preserves his temperature, something that in the average fat man seldom goes far above normal.

      No Theorist

      Theories are the bane of this type. He just naturally doesn’t believe in them. Scientific discoveries, unless they have to do with some new means of adding to his personal comforts, are taboo. The next time this one about “fat men dying young” is mentioned in his presence listen to his jolly roar. The speed with which he disposes of it will be beautiful to see!

      “Say, I feel like a million dollars!” he will assure you if you read this chapter to him. “And I’ll bet the folks who wrote that book are a pair of grouches who have forgotten what a square meal tastes like!”

      Where the T-Bones Go

      When you catch a three-inch steak homeward bound you will usually find it tucked under the arm of a well-rounded householder. When his salary positively prohibits the comforts of parlor, bedroom and other parts of the house the fat man will still see to it that the kitchen does not lack for provender.

      Describes His Food

      The fat person likes to regale you with alluring descriptions of what he had for breakfast, what he has ordered for lunch and what he is planning for dinner—and the rarebit he has on the program for after the theater.

      Eats His Way to the Grave

      Most of us are committing suicide by inches in one form or another—and always in that form which is inherent in our type.

      The Alimentive eats his way to the grave and has at least this much to say for it: it is more delightful than the pet weaknesses by which the other types hasten the final curtain.

      Diseases He Is Most Susceptible To

      Diabetes is more common among this type than any other. Apoplexy comes next, especially if the fat man is also a florid man with a fast heart or an inclination to high blood pressure. A sudden breaking down of any or several of the vital organs is also likely to occur to fat people earlier than to others. It is the price they pay for their years of over-eating.

      Overtaxed heart, kidneys and liver are inevitable results of too much food.

      So the man you call “fat and husky” is fat but not husky, according to the statistics.

      Fat Men and Influenza

      During the historic Spanish Influenza epidemic of 1918 more fat people succumbed than all other types combined. This fact was a source of surprise and much discussion on the part of newspapers, but not of the scientists. The big question in treating this disease and its twin, Pneumonia, is: will the heart hold out? Fat seriously handicaps the heart.

      The Fat Man’s Ford Engine

      The human heart weighs less than a pound but it is the one organ in all our machinery that never takes a rest. It is the engine of the human car, and what a faithful little motor too—like the Ford engine which it so much resembles. If you live to be forty it chugs away forty years, and if you stay here ninety it stretches it to ninety, without an instant of vacation.

      But it must be treated with consideration and the first consideration is not to overwork it. A Ford engine is large enough for a Ford car, for Fords are light weight. As long as you do not weigh too much your engine will carry you up the hills and down the dales of life with good old Ford efficiency and at a pretty good gait.

      Making a Truck out of Your Ford

      But when you take on fat you are doing to your engine what a Ford driver would be doing to his if he loaded his car with brick or scrap iron.

      A Ford owner who intended to transport bricks the rest of his life could get a big-cylinder engine and substitute it for the original but you can’t do that. This little four-cylinder affair is the only one you will ever have and no amount of money, position or affection can buy you a new one if you mistreat it. Like the Ford engine, it will stand for a good many pounds of excess baggage and still do good work. But if you load on too much and keep it there the day will come when its cylinders begin to skip.

      You may take it to the service station and pay the doctors to grind the valves, fix your carbureter and put in some new spark plugs. These may work pretty well as long as you are traveling the paved highway of Perfect Health; you may keep up with the procession without noticing anything particularly wrong.

      But come to the hill of Pneumonia or Diabetes and you are very likely not to make the grade.

      Don’t “Kill Your Engine”

      The records in America show that thousands of men and women literally “kill their engines” every year when they might have lived many years longer.

      How Each Finds Happiness

      We live for happiness and each type finds its greatest happiness in following those innate urges determined by the most highly-developed system in its makeup.

      The Alimentive’s disposition, nature, character and personality are built by and around his alimentary system. He is happiest when gratifying it and whenever he thwarts it he is miserable, just as the rest of us are when we thwart our predominant system.

      The World Needs Him

      This type has so many traits

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