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Scotchwoman? What is the use of bringing her into the discussion? You were saying?

      SHE. Nothing. Have you ever seen a man hanged?

      HE. Yes. Once.

      SHE. What was it for?

      HE. Murder, of course.

      SHE. Murder. Is that so great a sin after all? I wonder how he felt before the drop fell.

      HE. I don't think he felt much. What a gruesome little woman it is this evening! You're shivering. Put on your cape, dear.

      SHE. I think I will. Oh! Look at the mist coming over Sanjaoli; and I thought we should have sunshine on the Ladies' Mile! Let's turn back.

      HE. What's the good? There's a cloud on Elysium Hill, and that means it's foggy all down the Mall. We'll go on. It'll blow away before we get to the Convent, perhaps. 'Jove! It is chilly.

      SHE. You feel it, fresh from below. Put on your ulster. What do you think of my cape?

      HE. Never ask a man his opinion of a woman's dress when he is desperately and abjectly in love with the wearer. Let me look. Like everything else of yours it's perfect. Where did you get it from?

      SHE. He gave it me, on Wednesday... our wedding-day, you know.

      HE. The deuce He did! He's growing generous in his old age. D'you like all that frilly, bunchy stuff at the throat? I don't.

      SHE. Don't you?

      "Kind Sir, O' your courtesy,

       As you go by the town, Sir,

       Pray you O' your love for me,

       Buy me a russet gown, Sir."

      HE. I won't say: "Keek into the draw-well, Janet, Janet." Only wait a little, darling, and you shall be stocked with russet gowns and everything else.

      SHE. And when the frocks wear out, you'll get me new ones—and everything else?

      HE. Assuredly.

      SHE. I wonder!

      HE. Look here, Sweetheart, I didn't spend two days and two nights in the train to hear you wonder. I thought we'd settled all that at Shaifazehat.

      SHE. (dreamily). At Shaifazehat? Does the Station go on still? That was ages and ages ago. It must be crumbling to pieces. All except the Amirtollah kutcha road. I don't believe that could crumble till the Day of Judgment.

      HA. You think so? What is the mood now?

      SHE. I can't tell. How cold it is! Let us get on quickly.

      HA. Better walk a little. Stop your jhampanis and get out. What's the matter with you this evening, dear?

      SHE. Nothing. You must grow accustomed to my ways. If I'm boring you I can go home. Here's Captain Congleton coming; I dare say he'll be willing to escort me.

      HA. Goose! Between us, too! Damn Captain Congleton. There!

      SHE. Chivalrous Knight! Is it your habit to swear much in talking? It jars a little, and you might swear at me.

      HE. My angel! I didn't know what I was saying; and you changed so quickly that I couldn't follow. I'll apologize in dust and ashes.

      SHE. There'll be enough of those later on. Good night, Captain Congleton. Going to the singing-quadrilles already? What dances am I giving you next week? No! You must have written them down wrong. Five and Seven, I said. If you've made a mistake, I certainly don't intend to suffer for it. You must alter your programme.

      HE. I thought you told me that you had not been going out much this season?

      SHE. Quite true, but when I do I dance with Captain Congleton. He dances very nicely.

      HE. And sit out with him, I suppose?

      SHE. Yes. Have you any objection? Shall I stand under the chandelier in future?

      HE. What does he talk to you about?

      SHE. What do men talk about when they sit out?

      HA. Ugh! Don't! Well now I'm up, you must dispense with the fascinating Congleton for a while. I don't like him.

      SHE. (after a pause). Do you know what you have said?

      HE. 'Can't say that I do exactly. I'm not in the best of tempers.

      SHE. So I see... and feel. My true and faithful lover, where is your "eternal constancy," "unalterable trust," and "reverent devotion"? I remember those phrases; you seem to have forgotten them. I mention a man's name—

      HE. A good deal more than that.

      SHE. Well, speak to him about a dance—perhaps the last dance that I shall ever dance in my life before I... before I go away; and you at once distrust and insult me.

      HE. I never said a word.

      SHE. How much did you imply? Guy, is this amount of confidence to be our stock to start the new life on?

      HE. No, of course not. I didn't mean that. On my word of honor, I didn't. Let it pass, dear. Please let it pass.

      SHE. This once—yes—and a second time, and again and again, all through the years when I shall be unable to resent it. You want too much, my Lancelot, and... you know too much.

      HE. How do you mean?

      SHE. That is a part of the punishment. There cannot be perfect trust between us.

      HE. In Heaven's name, why not?

      SHE. Hush! The Other Place is quite enough. Ask yourself.

      HE. I don't follow.

      SHE. You trust me so implicitly that when I look at another man—Never mind, Guy. Have you ever made love to a girl—a good girl?

      HE. Something of the sort. Centuries ago—in the Dark Ages, before I ever met you, dear.

      SHE. Tell me what you said to her.

      HE. What does a man say to a girl? I've forgotten.

      SHE. I remember. He tells her that he trusts her and worships the ground she walks on, and that he'll love and honor and protect her till her dying day; and so she marries in that belief. At least, I speak of one girl who was not protected.

      HE. Well, and then?

      SHE. And then, Guy, and then, that girl needs ten times the love and trust and honor—yes, honor—that was enough when she was only a mere wife if—if—the other life she chooses to lead is to be made even bearable. Do you understand?

      HE. Even bearable! It'll he Paradise.

      SHE. Ah! Can you give me all I've asked for—not now, nor a few months later, but when you begin to think of what you might have done if you had kept your own appointment and your caste here—when you begin to look upon me as a drag and a burden? I shall want it most, then, Guy, for there will be no one in the wide world but you.

      HE. You're a little over-tired tonight, Sweetheart, and you're taking a stage view of the situation. After the necessary business in the Courts, the road is clear to—

      SHE. "The holy state of matrimony!" Ha! ha! ha!

      HE. Ssh! Don't laugh in that horrible way!

      SHE. I-I c-c-c-can't help it! Isn't it too absurd! Ah! Ha! ha! ha! Guy, stop me quick or I shall—l-l-laugh till we get to the Church.

      HE. For goodness' sake, stop! Don't make an exhibition of yourself. What is the matter with you?

      SHE. N-nothing. I'm better now.

      HE. That's all right. One moment, dear. There's a little wisp of hair got loose from behind your right ear and it's straggling over your cheek. So!

      SHE. Thank'oo. I'm 'fraid my hat's on one side, too.

      HE. What do you wear these huge dagger bonnet-skewers

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