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a prolonged wail that seemed to Patty the funniest thing she had ever heard, and she fairly shouted with laughter.

      "Oh, dear, you are the funniest family," she exclaimed; "I think I shall stay here six months instead of three."

Chapter XIV.

       A Funny Family

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      Patty was right when she called the Barlows a funny family, for their spirits were irrepressible, and each day, from morning till night was filled with jokes and absurdities accompanied or followed by gales of laughter.

      But they were heedless, forgetful people, and the whole household showed an utter lack of systematic management.

      Nothing was ever to be found in its place; meals were served at any hour when old Hopalong got them ready. Sometimes the market orders were neglected and there was almost nothing to eat, and then again there was such an overstock that much had to be wasted. The children were allowed to do exactly as they chose, and were never reproved; but if their own mischief led them into misfortune, or their pranks turned out disastrously, they were expected to stand the consequences bravely, and look for little or no sympathy from their elders.

      Patty had not been at the Hurly-Burly many days before she discovered that its proportion of order and regularity was entirely too small. To be sure, in the Fleming family it had been too large; but she thought there must be a happy medium, a state of things whereby one could expect the ordinary events of daily life to come in due course, without, however, living as if by clockwork. You see Patty was becoming a very wise little girl, for she was profiting by her varied experiences, and trying to learn the best way to take care of her father's house and make it a real home for him. Sometimes she felt this responsibility very greatly, and longed for some motherly, housewifely friend to talk with about it.

      But Aunt Grace, though loving and affectionate, was no help in such matters.

      "Nonsense, child," she would say, "don't worry about your housekeeping; why, the house will keep itself, if you let it alone. And you're too young to be bothered with a weight of domestic care, anyway. Now run off and play with Bob and Bumble. Go for a row or a drive and let the breeze blow all such worries out of your little noddle."

      So Patty ran away and played with her cousins, and they did have jolly good times.

      There were so many nice things to do; fishing sailing, bathing, boating, driving, golf, tennis, and all sorts of outdoor amusements were at their disposal.

      The Barlow twins, Nan Allen and Patty made a gay quartette, and if they desired a larger party, there were plenty of neighbors ready to join in their fun.

      One warm afternoon, Patty and Bumble sat in a hammock swung under the trees, while Bob sprawled on the grass near them.

      "Girls," said he, "come on, let's go for a swim. The Smiths and the Enfields just went down towards the bath-houses, and there'll be a jolly crowd in the water."

      "All right, let's go," replied his sister. "Where's Nan?"

      "She's in the house somewhere," said Patty. "I'll go find her."

      Patty ran into the house and looked in at the music-room door, as a beginning of her search, but there she saw such a startling sight that she stood spellbound, unable to go any further.

      At the writing-desk sat a person whose head was entirely bald. Not a spear of hair was anywhere visible on the bare, pinky-white scalp, and the round head was smooth and shiny as a billiard-ball.

      Then the head turned round and faced Patty, with rolling eyes and a weird grimace. But Patty looked so astounded and frightened that the face broke into a reassuring smile, and Nan's voice said:

      "Why, Patty, don't be scared; it's only I. Didn't you know I wore a wig? There it is, on that chair."

      And sure enough, there was Nan's mop of frizzed, flaxen hair hanging on a chair-back.

      "But," said Patty, coming nearer, and still unable quite to comprehend it all, "why don't you have any hair yourself?"

      "Well, you see," said Nan, as she sealed and addressed the letter she had been writing, "I had typhoid fever just before I left home, and my hair came out so, that I had to have it all shaved off. So now I am wearing a wig until it grows again. But it is so warm to-day, I took my wig off for a few moments to rest my head."

      Patty examined the wig with great interest.

      "I think it's wonderful," she said, "is it just like your own hair was?"

      "No, indeed, I wanted a change. My own hair is very dark, almost black, and perfectly straight. So I bought this Flaxie Frizzle wig for a change. It's becoming, don't you think so? I have a red wig too,--of short, curly auburn hair. Sometimes I wear that."

      Patty watched Nan curiously, as she put the wig on, securing it to her head by invisible springs.

      "I never saw anybody with a wig before," she said, "and it surprises me so; but I came to ask you to go swimming with us."

      "Can't do it," said Nan; "I have two more letters to write, and then I'm going driving with the Perrys. They're to call for me at four o'clock, and it's after three now. You'll have to go without me this time."

      "All right," said Patty, backing out of the room, for her eyes were still fixed on the wonderful wig.

      Then she rejoined her cousins, and they all ran to the bath-houses.

      They had a fine bath, and were about ready to come out of the water when Nan appeared.

      She was dressed in a fresh white piqué suit, with blue ribbons at her throat and belt, and was looking very pretty but decidedly disappointed.

      She walked out to the end of the narrow wooden pier, and the swimmers came up to talk to her.

      Patty didn't swim very well as yet, but she was learning, and Uncle Ted and Bob said she was getting along finely.

      "I thought you were going out with the Perrys," cried Bumble.

      "I was,--" said Nan, "but they didn't come. I've been dressed and waiting for them half an hour, then I looked again at the note they sent me, and I made a mistake; it's to-morrow they asked me to go. So I came down here, and I wish I was in the water with you."

      "Come on in," said Bob.

      "Too much trouble to get into my bathing-suit."

      "Don't do it," said Bumble; "we're coming out now, anyway. But the water is fine, to-day, isn't it, Patty?"

      "Glorious!" gurgled Patty, as she floundered about in her frantic endeavors to swim. Suddenly, Nan snatched off her wig, and dropped it down on the dock.

      Then with dramatic gestures, she wrung her hands, waved them above her head, and cried out in agonized tones:

      "I am desperate! No longer can I bear this sad and weary life. I will end it!" Apparently in the last stages of despair, she strode to the end of the dock, and threw herself headlong into the water.

      Patty was aghast, but Bob and Bumble were accustomed to Nan's mad tricks, and they shouted with laughter.

      In a moment the bald head reappeared above the water, for Nan could dive and swim wonderfully well.

      "I'm afraid my dress will get wet," she said, "but when I saw you all having such fun, I just couldn't help jumping in."

      "Crazy Nan," said Bumble, "you've spoiled your clean dress, and you can't swim with your shoes on, anyway, can you?"

      "Not very well," said Nan, regretfully, "and they're my best shoes, too. But I don't care; I'll get a bath and have some fun."

      Later on, the four young people, much refreshed and exhilarated, assembled in the music-room to wait for dinner.

      Aunt

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