BURT L. STANDISH Ultimate Collection: 24 Action Thrillers in One Volume (Illustrated) - Burt L. Standish

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      "Vot does cendibedes look like, ain't it?"

      "They have long, leg-like claws, and are covered with hard shells."

      "Und dey pite?"

      "Well, I should say so."

      "Put, vy vos some beoples afrait dose cendibedes uf to go to ped? You tole me dot."

      "Well, these winter centipedes are great creatures to seek warm corners, and so they get into beds."

      Sammy Smiles was ready to roll on the floor. He could not keep his laughter bottled up, and it burst forth in a gurgle, which he quickly changed to a most distressing cough.

      "Wan thing is sure," said Barney; "nivver a cintipade is loikely to get inther our beds, fer we make 'em up ache noight, so we'd see th' craythers if they wur there."

      "I believe one of them has never been seen in the academy," came seriously from Ned's lips. "The strict discipline of the institution is too much for them, and they keep away."

      Barney grinned.

      "Thot's all roight, me b'y. Some doay Oi'll tell yez about th' big shnakes we hiv in Oireland. Oi hivn't toime to-night."

      "Und I vill dell you apoud der big Injuns vot dere vos der Rhine on, in Shermany," said Hans. "Maype you haf heardt uf dose poem enditled 'Big Injun on der Rhine,' ain'd id?"

      "Oh, well, that's all right!" said Ned, with a wave of his hand, as if he was not quite pleased.

      Then he looked at his watch, and exclaimed:

      "Great Scott! we've got but one minute left in which to undress and get into bed before taps!"

      He leaped up and began undressing, and, with exclamations of alarm, the Irish lad and the Dutch boy hustled from the room, losing no time about getting into their own and undressing.

      "Did Merriwell fix it?" asked Ned, of Sammy.

      "You bet!" was the reply. "Extinguish the flicker, and wait for the general war-dance. It will take place in a very few seconds."

      So they extinguished the light, and awaited the outburst that must soon come.

      CHAPTER XIV.

       LIVELY TIMES.

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      Barney and Hans dashed into their room, and tore themselves out of their clothes, which, however, they took care to hang in order on the pegs placed along the partition that divided one end of the room into two alcoves.

      Long practice enabled them to undress with great swiftness.

      By the time taps began to sound they were ready to jump into their beds.

      Barney quickly extinguished the light, but Hans lost no time in getting under the blankets, while the Irish lad made a leap to do so.

      Then came a cry of astonishment and fear from Hans.

      "Shimminy Gristmas!" exclaimed the Dutch boy. "Vot dot vos I touch me to, ain'd id?"

      "Shut up!" growled Barney. "Bad cess to yez! do yez phwant th' officer av th' guarrud doon on us! Kape shtill, ur——"

      "Wa-ow!" howled Hans, uttering a wild shriek of pain and terror. "I vos caught in der ped my leg by! Dunder und blitzens! I vos bit mit der toe on!"

      "Begorra! ye hiv gone crazy, ye son av a Dutch chazemaker! Kape shtill thot howlin', ur——"

      Then Barney's tone suddenly changed, and he let out a yell that would have awakened Rip Van Winkle from his long nap.

      "Saints defind me! I'm bitten in siventane different places intoirely! Wurra! wurra! Musha! musha! Th' bed is full av crawling crathers!"

      "Cendibedes!" howled Hans.

      "Cintipades!" shrieked Barney.

      Out of the beds they scrambled in hot haste, and to each one six or eight of the crawfish were clinging.

      "Wao-w!" roared Hans.

      "Whoop!" bellowed Barney.

      "I peen kilt alretty yet!" shrieked the Dutch boy. "I peen bit all ofer py does cendibedes!"

      "Begorra! there's a bushel av th' craythers hangin' to me!" shouted the Irish lad. "Oi'm a dead b'y intoirely!"

      "Hel-lup! hel-lup!" howled Hans, dismally.

      Out into the center of the room danced the two boys, fighting, clawing, striking at various parts of their bodies, where the crawfish persistently clung. They collided, and both sat down heavily on the floor.

      "It's kilt we are!" moaned Barney.

      "Dot peen near knockin' mine prains oud alretty yet!" declared Hans.

      "Loight th' lamp!!

      "Hel-lup! hel-lup! hel-lup!"

      In some way they scrambled to their feet, and both lunged for the door, which they beat upon with their fists, as if they would tear it down.

      "Docther!" bellowed Barney.

      "Toctor!" screamed Hans.

      "Will yez get away fram thot dure, so Oi can open it?"

      "Ged avay dot toor from mineself!" flung back the Dutch boy. "I ged me to dot toor first, und I peen der first von oud!"

      "Oh, ye will, will yez! We'll see about thot!"

      Biff! smack! thud! thump! The two frantic boys were hammering each other in the darkness of their room, while the listening jokers were convulsed with merriment.

      The uproar had aroused that entire section of the academy. The sentinel came down the corridor at the double quick, just as Frank Merriwell, partly dressed, leaped out of his room and flung himself against the door of the room from which the racket issued.

      Other boys came swarming into the corridor, and the excitement was intense.

      Merriwell burst into the room, and, a moment later, dragged out Hans and Barney into the lighted corridor.

      The crawfish were still clinging comfortably to various portions of the garments in which the two lads had gone to bed. Seeing the creatures, Hans uttered a howl of agony louder than any that had yet issued from his throat.

      "Cendibedes!" he wailed. "I vos a tead boy! I vos peen bit in more as nine huntred und sefenteen blaces alretty yet! Vere vos dot toctor?"

      "They're centipades sure!" groaned Barney. "An Oi didn't belave there wur such craythers! Ouch! ouch! How they boight! Take 'em off!"

      But the two lads danced, kicked and beat about them with their arms so that no one could remove the crawfish.

      The boys who were witnesses of this "circus," nearly choked with laughter. Sammy Smiles had a fit, and rolled on the floor, clinging to his sides.

      All the while Frank was apparently making desperate efforts to quiet the boys and remove the crawfish, but, at the same time he was saying just loud enough for them to hear:

      "The bite is deadly poison! The only antidote is equal parts of new milk and vinegar taken internally. About a gallon should be absorbed, while a chemically prepared poultice of H2O, tempus fugit, and aqua pura should be applied to each and every bite."

      "Bring' on yer new milk and vinegar, begorra!" roared the Irish boy, wildly. "It's a barrel ur two Oi'll drink av th' sthuff!"

      "Somepody dose boultices make britty queek alretty!" shouted Hans. "I vant dwo huntred und elefen for dose bites vot I haf all ofer mein body on!"

      "Keep still!" ordered the sentinel. "Stand still while those crawfish are removed."

      "You peen bitten all der dime dose cendibedes py, und I pet me my poots you don'd keep very sdill yet avile! We-e-eow! Dey vos eadin'

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