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incense from a fawning crowd?

       Whilst in his beam surrounding clients play,

       Like insects in the sun's enlivening ray,

       Whilst, Jehu-like, he drives at furious rate,

       And seems the only charioteer of state,

       Talking himself into a little god,

       And ruling empires with a single nod; 150

       Who would not think, to hear him law dispense,

       That he had interest, and that they had sense?

       Injurious thought! beneath Night's honest shade,

       When pomp is buried, and false colours fade,

       Plainly we see at that impartial hour,

       Them dupes to pride, and him the tool of power.

       God help the man, condemn'd by cruel fate

       To court the seeming, or the real great!

       Much sorrow shall he feel, and suffer more

       Than any slave who labours at the oar! 160

       By slavish methods must he learn to please,

       By smooth-tongued flattery, that cursed court-disease;

       Supple, to every wayward mood strike sail,

       And shift with shifting humour's peevish gale.

       To nature dead, he must adopt vile art,

       And wear a smile, with anguish in his heart.

       A sense of honour would destroy his schemes,

       And conscience ne'er must speak unless in dreams.

       When he hath tamely borne, for many years,

       Cold looks, forbidding frowns, contemptuous sneers, 170

       When he at last expects, good easy man!

       To reap the profits of his labour'd plan,

       Some cringing lackey, or rapacious whore,

       To favours of the great the surest door,

       Some catamite, or pimp, in credit grown,

       Who tempts another's wife, or sells his own,

       Steps 'cross his hopes, the promised boon denies,

       And for some minion's minion claims the prize.

       Foe to restraint, unpractised in deceit,

       Too resolute, from nature's active heat, 180

       To brook affronts, and tamely pass them by,

       Too proud to flatter, too sincere to lie,

       Too plain to please, too honest to be great,

       Give me, kind Heaven, an humbler, happier state:

       Far from the place where men with pride deceive,

       Where rascals promise, and where fools believe;

       Far from the walk of folly, vice, and strife,

       Calm, independent, let me steal through life;

       Nor one vain wish my steady thoughts beguile

       To fear his Lordship's frown, or court his smile. 190

       Unfit for greatness, I her snares defy,

       And look on riches with untainted eye:

       To others let the glittering baubles fall,

       Content shall place us far above them all.

       Spectators only on this bustling stage,

       We see what vain designs mankind engage:

       Vice after vice with ardour they pursue,

       And one old folly brings forth twenty new.

       Perplex'd with trifles through the vale of life,

       Man strives 'gainst man, without a cause for strife: 200

       Armies embattled meet, and thousands bleed

       For some vile spot, where fifty cannot feed.

       Squirrels for nuts contend, and, wrong or right,

       For the world's empire kings, ambitious, fight.

       What odds?—to us 'tis all the self-same thing,

       A nut, a world, a squirrel, and a king.

       Britons, like Roman spirits famed of old,

       Are cast by nature in a patriot mould;

       No private joy, no private grief, they know,

       Their souls engross'd by public weal or woe; 210

       Inglorious ease, like ours, they greatly scorn;

       Let care with nobler wreaths their brows adorn:

       Gladly they toil beneath the statesman's pains,

       Give them but credit for a statesman's brains.

       All would be deem'd, e'en from the cradle, fit

       To rule in politics as well as wit.

       The grave, the gay, the fopling, and the dunce,

       Start up (God bless us!) statesman all at once.

       His mighty charge of souls the priest forgets,

       The court-bred lord his promises and debts; 220

       Soldiers their fame, misers forget their pelf,

       The rake his mistress, and the fop himself;

       Whilst thoughts of higher moment claim their care,

       And their wise heads the weight of kingdoms bear.

       Females themselves the glorious ardour feel,

       And boast an equal or a greater zeal;

       From nymph to nymph the state-infection flies,

       Swells in her breast, and sparkles in her eyes.

       O'erwhelm'd by politics lie malice, pride,

       Envy, and twenty other faults beside. 230

       No more their little fluttering hearts confess

       A passion for applause, or rage for dress;

       No more they pant for public raree-shows,

       Or lose one thought on monkeys or on beaux:

       Coquettes no more pursue the jilting plan,

       And lustful prudes forget to rail at man:

       The darling theme Cecilia's self will choose,

       Nor thinks of scandal whilst she talks of news.

       The cit, a common-councilman by place,

       Ten thousand mighty nothings in his face, 240

       By situation as by nature great,

       With nice precision parcels out the state;

       Proves and disproves, affirms and then denies,

       Objects himself, and to himself replies;

       Wielding aloft the politician rod,

       Makes Pitt by turns a devil and a god;

       Maintains, e'en to the very teeth of Power,

       The same thing right and wrong in half an hour:

       Now all is well, now he suspects a plot,

       And plainly proves, whatever is, is not: 250

       Fearfully wise, he shakes his empty head,

       And deals out empires as he deals out thread;

       His useless scales are in a corner flung,

       And Europe's balance hangs upon his tongue.

       Peace to such triflers! be our happier plan

       To pass through life as easy as we can.

       Who's in or out, who moves this grand machine,

       Nor stirs my curiosity, nor spleen.

      

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