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bars off base in a quarter known as the “Han” catered almost exclusively to American men, hard drinking, highly sexed American men, a state of affairs that may not have pleased all of the local citizenry but was certainly a boon to the local economy. The bar girls spoke foul English (“You cherry boy?” “You like play with Japanese girl?”) and played 45 RPM records of the Billboard Top 40: “Soldier Boy,” “Travelin’ Man,” and “Big Girls Don’t Cry” were big favorites. Airmen bought jackets from the BX with an image of Mt. Fuji and the word “Japan” painted on the back, but few ever strayed far from the base. There were people, I would discover, who had spent three years at Fuchu and had never eaten sashimi or learned to speak any Japanese other than sayonara, from the Marlon Brando film, and the “Phrase of the Day” from Walt and Hiroko on FEN.

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      The most dynamic city on the face of the earth. Ginza, 1965.

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      There were 15,000 coffee shops in Tokyo, more than in any other city in the world, it was said, and that was long before Starbucks made its debut there. These kissaten featured music from classical to jazz, and you could sit all day and read and relax and no one ever complained.

      I was partial to Ladies Town in the Ginza, where coffee was served by some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, dressed in long satin bridal gowns and lacy veils, and C’est Si Bon, a little spot playing Piaf and Segovia, run by an aging ex-ballerina who told me that I looked like Warren Beatty.

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      There were also lots of interesting nightspots that openly welcomed foreigners. One of them was the Showboat in Shinbashi, which appeared in the movie The Bridges at Toko-Ri and was almost as large as a real live Mississippi riverboat. There, the customer was piped aboard a huge replica of a Mississippi riverboat and entertained by a band moving up and down an elevator shaft, as well as by a revolving squadron of hostesses. A girl driving a miniature train collected empty glasses. Also in Shinbashi was the Rendezvous, a military-themed bar where the customer was escorted by a “soldier” past a sand-bagged bandstand to his table and introduced to his hostess, who was clad in a white nurse’s uniform and a pale-blue cap. Up the street in Akasaka was the Golden Getsusekai where the hostesses dressed like Playboy bunnies. In Ueno, there was the Transistor Cutie Club, where the girls were all under 5 feet tall.

      Allen, dubbed the “Clown Prince of the Keys,” wrote and sang his own music. He favored deep-throated parodies of popular songs. One of them, “Shinbashi Woman,” sung to the tune of “St. Louis Blues,” will give you the idea:

       Shinbashi woman, with all her bumps and curves

       Shinbashi woman . . . those bumps and curves ain’t hers . . .

      The 88 had twenty tables and a long bar, in addition to a separate sushi bar. It was always packed with an eclectic crowd of people. There were diplomats, foreign correspondents, assorted businessmen, and visiting US congressmen. Officials from the police agencies came in and sat alongside yakuza bosses who sat next to CIA agents. At times, one might see Catholic priests and missionaries of other faiths sitting next to exotic dancers and hostesses from neighboring clubs who came in with their boyfriends after eleven, when the hostess bars closed.

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      Ladies of a Tokyo evening.

      The Club 88 was the brainchild of Alonzo Shattuck, one of the more accomplished and colorful characters among the stream of foreign carpetbaggers and soldiers of fortune that poured into the city after the war. Shattuck, as I would later learn, was a former Occupation-era intelligence agent who had worked for the infamous Tokyo-based black ops group, the Canon Agency, fighting North Korean agents who were smuggling heroin and crystal meth into Japan with the help of the DPRK in an effort to addict American GIs to drugs and render them unable to fight in future wars.

      Lots of well-known people dropped by the 88. Nat King Cole, in Japan on tour, came in one night to have a drink and sat down at the piano to sing a few songs. I met the Hollywood actor Rick Jason there early one evening sitting at the bar. Jason was a star of the Combat television series, which was a huge hit in Japan, with Rick’s voice dubbed in Japanese. At the time, he was more popular in Japan than in his own country, and he would appear in a number of Japanese movies over the years. He was affable and charming—“How ya doin’ kid?” he said—and created the illusion that he was actually more interested in what a twenty-year-old GI was doing in Tokyo than in talking about himself.

      Another time, I was astonished to see Shirley MacLaine come in. The red-haired movie actress was in town to visit her husband, Steve Parker, a dapper, mustachioed screen-and-stage producer based in Tokyo. The two had a bizarre trans-Pacific arrangement, she with a house in Malibu and he with one in Shibuya, where their young daughter stayed. Between films, she would come and visit her family.

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