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      only

      bring

      Woe,

      woe,

      woe!

      Whisper,

      whisper

      so,

      The frozen

      ground

      below

      The

      Gypsy

      King

      In the

      fairy

      ring

      Woe,

      woe,

      woe!

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      ‘What do you mean by this sinister

      and quite catchy rhyme?’ pleaded Princess Snowflake – but the snow would say no more.

      For a moment the world stood still.

      And then, suddenly, the Gypsy King

      jumped out from behind a tree. He was strong, with rippling muscles, and he wore hundreds of gold rings on his fingers, and he had proud boots. And in his huge cruel hands he held Princess Snowflake’s darling companion, Gooseberry.

      ‘I’ve done it again,’ laughed the Gypsy

      King. ‘All the legends about me were true, I live in the gardens and I snatch up spaniels and do what I like.’

      ‘I hate you,’ said Princess Snowflake,

      throwing herself to the ground and weeping hot, bitter tears that melted the snow all around her. ‘What do you want with Gooseberry? He is

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      only a spaniel and part-time furniture salesman!

      But he means more to me than all my riches

      put together! Please, please! I will give you all

      the land of the town – from the Lamonic River

      to Boaster’s Hill! From the Stone Table to the

      Forest of Runtus! From the meanest hovel to

      the Winter Palace itself – it will all be yours,

      if you will only return Gooseberry to me, you

      unbearable devil!’

      But the Gypsy King merely laughed and

      put Gooseberry’s face to his lips. Then he kissed

      Gooseberry’s little face, once, twice, three times!

      And all at once Gooseberry was gone. But around

      the Gypsy King’s neck hung a chain that hadn’t

      been there a moment before. From the chain

      dangled a single glass bead, and inside the glass

      bead, tiny as a fingernail, was poor Gooseberry.

      ‘That was a bit uncalled-for,’ said Princess

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      Snowflake indignantly.

      But the Gypsy

      King merely threw

      back his head

      and laughed

      once more.

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      laughed the Gypsy King.

      Actually the Gypsy King laughed quite a lot

      more than that, I only wrote a tiny bit of it. All

      told, he stood there laughing for over six hours,

      and Princess Snowflake could do nothing but

      look on helplessly, because she kept thinking,

      Surely it’s got to end soon, no one can laugh for

      this long, I’ll say something to him in a minute.

      When he’s stopped laughing.

      But it just went on

      and on.

      Eventually, just as Princess Snowflake had

      made up her mind that enough was enough

      and

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