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checked herself, for why should she speak ill of her brother? “He was very kind to me as a child,” she added; “I was but five years old when he went away.”

      “Isn’t he very rich?” said Rebecca. “They say all Indian nabobs are enormously rich.”

      “I believe he has a very large income.”

      “And is your sister-in-law a nice pretty woman?”

      “La! Joseph is not married,” said Amelia, laughing again.

      Perhaps she had mentioned the fact already to Rebecca, but that young lady did not appear to have remembered it; indeed, vowed and protested that she expected to see a number of Amelia’s nephews and nieces. She was quite disappointed that Mr. Sedley was not married; she was sure Amelia had said he was, and she doted so on little children.

      “I think you must have had enough of them at Chiswick,” said Amelia, rather wondering at the sudden tenderness on her friend’s part; and indeed in later days Miss Sharp would never have committed herself so far as to advance opinions the untruth of which would have been so easily detected. But we must remember that she is but nineteen as yet, unused to the art of deceiving, poor innocent creature! and making her own experience in her own person. The meaning of the above series of queries, as translated in the heart of this ingenious young woman, was simply this:—“If Mr. Joseph Sedley is rich and unmarried, why should I not marry him? I have only a fortnight, to be sure, but there is no harm in trying.” And she determined within herself to make this laudable attempt. She redoubled her caresses to Amelia; she kissed the white cornelian necklace as she put it on, and vowed she would never, never part with it. When the dinner-bell rang she went downstairs with her arm round her friend’s waist, as is the habit of young ladies. She was so agitated at the drawing-room door, that she could hardly find courage to enter. “Feel my heart, how it beats, dear!” said she to her friend.

      “No, it doesn’t,” said Amelia. “Come in, don’t be frightened. Papa won’t do you any harm.”

       CHAPTER 3 Rebecca is in presence of the enemy

      A very stout, puffy man, in buckskins and Hessian boots, with several immense neck cloths, that rose almost to his nose, with a red-striped waistcoat and an apple-green coat with steel buttons almost as large as crown pieces (it was the morning costume of a dandy or blood of those days), was reading the paper by the fire when the two girls entered, and bounced off his arm-chair, and blushed excessively, and hid his entire face almost in neck-cloths at this apparition.

      “It’s only your sister, Joseph,” said Amelia, laughing and shaking the two fingers which he held out. “I’ve come home for good, you know; and this is my friend, Miss Sharp, whom you have heard me mention.”

      “No, never, upon my word,” said the head under the neck cloth, shaking very much, “that is, yes, what abominably cold weather, Miss;” and herewith he fell to poking the fire with all his might, although it was in the middle of June.

      “He’s very handsome,” whispered Rebecca to Amelia, rather loud.

      “Do you think so?” said the latter. “I’ll tell him.”

      “Darling! not for worlds,” said Miss Sharp, starting back as timid as a fawn. She had previously made a respectful virgin-like curtsey to the gentleman, and her modest eyes gazed so perseveringly on the carpet that it was a wonder how she should have found an opportunity to see him.

      “Thank you for the beautiful shawls, brother,” said Amelia to the fire-poker. “Are they not beautiful, Rebecca?”

      “Oh, heavenly!” said Miss Sharp, and her eyes went from the carpet straight to the chandelier.

      Joseph still continued a huge clattering at the poker and tongs, puffing and blowing the while, and turning as red as his yellow face would allow him. “I can’t make you such handsome presents, Joseph,” continued his sister, “but while I was at school, I have embroidered for you a very beautiful pair of braces.”

      “Good Gad! Amelia,” cried the brother, in serious alarm, “what do you mean?” and plunging with all his might at the bell-rope, that article of furniture came away in his hand, and increased the honest fellow’s confusion. “For Heaven’s sake see if my buggy’s at the door! I can’t wait. I must go. D—that groom of mine! I must go.”

      At this minute the father of the family walked in, rattling his seals like a true British merchant. “What’s the matter, Emmy?” says he.

      “Joseph wants me to see if his—his buggy is at the door. What is a buggy, papa?”

      “It is a one-horse palanquin,” said the old gentleman, who was a wag in his way.

      Joseph at this burst out into a wild fit of laughter; in which, encountering the eye of Miss Sharp, he stopped all of a sudden, as if he had been shot.

      “This young lady is your friend? Miss Sharp, I am very happy to see you. Have you and Emmy been quarrelling already with Joseph, that he wants to be off?”

      “I promised Bonamy, of our service, sir,” said Joseph, “to dine with him.”

      “O fie! didn’t you tell your mother you would dine here?”

      “But in this dress it’s impossible.”

      “Look at him, isn’t he handsome enough to dine anywhere, Miss Sharp?”

      On which, of course, Miss Sharp looked at her friend, and they both set off in a fit of laughter, highly agreeable to the old gentleman.

      “Did you ever see a pair of buckskins like those at Miss Pinkerton’s?” continued he, following up his advantage.

      “Gracious heavens! father,” cried Joseph.

      “There now, I have hurt his feelings. Mrs. Sedley, my dear, I have hurt your son’s feelings. I have alluded to his buckskins. Ask Miss Sharp if I haven’t. Come, come, Joseph, be friends with Miss Sharp, and let us all go to dinner.”

      “There’s a pillau, Joseph, just as you like it, and Papa has brought home the best turbot in Billingsgate.”

      “Come, come, sir, walk downstairs with Miss Sharp, and I will follow with these two young women,” said his father, and he took an arm of wife and daughter and walked merrily off.

      If Miss Rebecca Sharp had determined in her heart upon making the conquest of this big beau, I don’t think, ladies, we have any right to blame her; for though the task of husband-hunting is generally, and with becoming modesty, entrusted by young persons to their mammas, recollect that Miss Sharp had no kind parent to arrange these delicate matters for her, and that if she did not get a husband for herself, there was no one else in the wide world who would take the trouble off her hands. What causes young people to “come out,” but the noble ambition of matrimony? What sends them trooping to watering-places? What keeps them dancing till five o’clock in the morning through a whole mortal season? What causes them to labour at pianoforte sonatas, and to learn four songs from a fashionable master at a guinea a lesson, and to play the harp if they have handsome arms and neat elbows, and to wear Lincoln Green toxophilite hats and feathers, but that they may bring down some “desirable” young man with those killing bows and arrows of theirs? What causes respectable parents to take up their carpets, set their houses topsy-turvy, and spend a fifth of their year’s income in ball suppers and iced champagne? Is it sheer love of their species, and an unadulterated wish to see young people happy and dancing? Psha! they want to marry their daughters; and, as honest Mrs. Sedley has, in the depths of her kind heart, already arranged a score of little schemes for the settlement of her Amelia, so also had our beloved but unprotected Rebecca determined to do her very best to secure the husband, who was even more necessary for her than for her friend. She had a vivid imagination; she had, besides, read the Arabian Nights and Guthrie’s Geography; and it is a fact, that while she was dressing for dinner, and after she had asked Amelia whether

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