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In the Shade of the Shady Tree. John Kinsella
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isbn 9780804040501
Автор произведения John Kinsella
Жанр Контркультура
Издательство Ingram
For a moment, the couple basked in the neat mixture of clear space and white gums they were buying. And they had (for in their minds it was already theirs) a small hill as well—looked like an old mine on the far side, to the east, but it’d been filled in or blasted shut. The estate agent said she didn’t know much about it, but could guarantee it was entirely sealed and there was no risk of sheep wandering in and being lost. As an ex-farmer, the man—or Darl, as his wife called him—took a close look, and agreed. Perfectly safe! At the access road end of the property—to the west—there was a creek, dry midsummer. Plenty of water too: a well had been sunk and there was a dam in the western corner which would catch the entire flow off their hill, and off their neighbor’s. The couple was going to sign off on the deal that evening—one last wander around and chat with the agent.
The boy’s dad had only had a few drinks after work, and was in a sardonic yet almost pleasant mood. The boy had to tell him now. If he left it till later, his dad would go spare. It was the boy’s job to keep a lookout. And then, if Dad was really pissed when he discovered for himself—because he would, because all the blokes at the pub were his dad’s spies and they’d know quick as lightning—he’d give him a good kicking for holding back the info.
Dad, I saw that bitch real-estate agent with some new people. The boy steadily ripped open a Coke and kept his eyes to himself. The fizz of the can would be the prelude to . . . Jeez! What now?! Can’t get any privacy round this fucking place. Get rid of one lot and another rolls in. Bitch! Fucking bitch! I’ve got her number . . . give it time, give it time. His dad stopped there and the boy knew the silence meant his dad did have a plan for the real estate agent. She’d keep. And when his dad fixed things, he really fixed things. In the meantime, he sensed his dad switch attention to the problem immediately at hand.
Taking a bottle of spirits from the cupboard, the bearded miner called the boy to get his lazy carcass into the kitchen and cook him a steak. That was the night Dad was supposed to eat at the pub before getting home. The boy looked after himself on these nights—he was good at that. Even though he only had his dad, his mum had gone a long time back, he liked it out on the block alone. He was never scared . . . only when his dad got back from the pub. The boy started to walk towards his room. Hey, where do you think you’re going? Cook your dad a steak!
To get their new place started, the couple went south to Batavia and picked up an old donga from a construction company. It was to be delivered in a few weeks—enough time to clear a pad for it and sort out the details of their move from the city. The plan was to live in the donga for as long as it took to get their new house established. They’d always wanted to build.
Though Batavia was much further away than the small town where the real estate agent plied her trade, they stayed in a motel down there because it was easier to get things done. They arranged for workers to go up and build the pad—being on site to ensure it went in the right place, of course. Choosing to work with an architect to design the plans themselves, they shopped around builders for the best product. It was an exciting time, though—somewhat ironically—one during which they barely had a chance to be at the new place!
The couple was out there to see the donga set to rest. And it was then they met the boy on the trail bike . . . heard his dad yelling in the distance. A stream of abuse they were unable to interpret. They thought the dad drunk and best avoided. Nonetheless, it was an exquisite day, and it reminded them of their best times on the farm. After the harvest check was in, and they didn’t have to worry about money for a while. That kind of feeling. And the pressures of the city were gone. Down there, drunks were never far away either—it was no big deal.
But what the boy had to say bothered them a little. Darl more than his wife. Pet, he said to her, these neighbors aren’t all there. They’re a few planks short of a jetty. He enjoyed sayings like that. He always smiled after using them, even when concerned. To be honest, Darl thought it bullshit and was suspicious of the kid anyway. Looked like a dope smoker. You get them on small properties—Darl hadn’t come down in the last shower. But given the place next door didn’t have a bit of green on it, he reasoned the boy wasn’t growing it there, and that was all he cared about.
The boy was nervous, even frantic around his father. So I told them like you said, Dad. I told them it was an old lead mine and that the tailings are all over the block. That the place is poison. That there’s lead in the well water. Just like I told the other people.
—And what happened? his dad growled. I think it worked. The old girl looked scared and the bloke with a pole up his arse stared at me without saying anything. Their names are Pet and Darl. I’ve heard them call each other that.
The boy’s dad laughed and then repeated to himself, Pet and Darl . . . Pet and Darl . . . bloody dickheads.
Then, dead quiet. The boy watched his father, trying hard not to tap his foot or do anything else that’d set the burly miner off.
Bastards, the drunken miner muttered. Bastards . . . sticking that eyesore there without so much as a by-your-leave. Who do they think they are? Squatters? The landed fucking gentry? He then started yelling again, punching a fist into a hand: No neighbors! No neighbors! No neighbors! The corellas, scratching at the dirt and eyeing the neighbor’s spread, squawked en masse and plumed into the air, settling on the other side of the fence.
Pet rang the real estate agent just to check about the abandoned “lead mine.” The voice hesitated only slightly on the other end: Don’t worry about it, the kid’s got a mental problem . . . He’s known in town for making up stories. Always being suspended from school. My daughter knows him . . . says he’s weird. Don’t worry, though. I think he’s harmless. Pet could tell the agent was clutching at straws.
The prospect of coexistence—even distantly—with a drunkard and a weird kid distracted them from the lead business. Darl did say, though, I should probably get the place tested. And Pet carried out a quick Internet search at a Batavia café, and found that there were in fact lead mines throughout the area, and that lead had been detected in local well water. Dogs had died from it. She insisted. He said, Well, we haven’t got any dogs and we haven’t got any small children . . . She could hear that he was becoming a farmer again.
But Pet wouldn’t let it go. She couldn’t. And as they stood in their donga looking out at a blood-red sunset, the drunk next door screaming across the distance, in ragged bursts that punctuated lulls in the fresh sea-breeze: No neighbors! No neighbors! No neighbors! she caught Darl’s eye twitching—a sign that he was reaching the end of his tolerance. He wasn’t a violent man, but still he had a temper. He’d give that drunken neighbor a run for his money, then there’d be real trouble. Pet felt it in her waters. Well, the town has been drinking the water for a hundred years, so I think we’ll survive, Darl said suddenly, and calmly. As if that was that, and there’d be no more talk about the matter. Gradually they both decided they couldn’t care less about the lead. Even if it were true, they’d live there. They had once been farmers. Back then, they had saturated their paddocks and animals in poison every year. What was the difference? Real estate agents will say anything. They remained proud of their purchase.
The donga had been there for a few weeks and workers were already laying the house-pad. The boy’s father was mumbling something about the next phase of the operation. The night before, he’d fired rifle shots into the air and played the stereo extra loud.
Funny thing was, the boy had watched the donga being set in place with a dull excitement—almost creeping skin—as the crane hoisted the donga from