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Married But Available. B. Nyamnjoh
Читать онлайн.Название Married But Available
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isbn 9789956727636
Автор произведения B. Nyamnjoh
Жанр Контркультура
Издательство Ingram
“If you say so,” replied Lilly Loveless, beckoning to the waiter to bring her another drink. “I’ve also heard that plenty corner-corner lovers is not good,” she added, imitating his pidgin intonation.
“To be fair to the man, he worships women,” said Bobinga Iroko. “He is even rumoured to have slept with more than 1000 women and to have decided how he would like to die. ‘On a woman and surrounded by women, just as I have lived my life,’ he tells his friends. ‘And with my hand firmly on the well rounded youthful breast of the most beautiful of them,’ he adds with a sensuous chuckle, his eyes closed in imagined pleasure.”
“I wish him luck,” said Lilly Loveless.
Beer preceded the fish, which was taken with beer and followed by beer. Soon Bobinga Iroko was in no state to drive.
“Let’s go to the nightclub,” he suggested. “Let’s sweat away the beer on the dance floor to the tune of lovely Mimbo music.”
Lilly Loveless liked the idea.
They opted for Black & White, one of the most popular in Sakersbeach. Bobinga Iroko managed to drive up to a friend’s place on Church Street where they parked the car, and walked leisurely to the nightclub at the Bay Hotel. On their way they passed young and old women of all shapes and sizes, dressed in skimpy attire and headed in the same direction.
“These are night butterflies,” Bobinga Iroko whispered. “You’ll see the younger of them in the nightclub, but the older ones are heading for the bars, chicken parlours and other popular spots. All of them are fishers of men…”
Lilly Loveless listened without saying much in return until her curiosity was caught by a range of houses where several lit kerosene lamps were hanging on door posts.
“What are those lamps for?” she asked.
“Those?” smiled Bobinga Iroko. “They are signposts by night butterflies, inviting men to come and sample their wares,” he explained. “‘Ma skin di itch for come,’ is what the lamps are saying to those who understand their language.”
“How ingenuous!” replied Lilly Loveless. “It reminds me of the red light district back in Bruhlville. Do they ever run out of fuel, those lamps?” she asked.
“As long as there’s no catch, the lamps stay fuelled,” said Bobinga Iroko. “They are like the bait of the fishermen. You don’t expect a catch if your hook is baitless, do you? And once you’ve caught something, you save the rest of your bait for next time. So when we are coming back from the nightclub, you’ll be able to determine who has been lucky for the night, from whose lamp has retired.”
“Fascinating,” said Lilly Loveless, remembering to make notes as soon as possible while the ideas were still fresh in her mind.
Black & White was already bustling with young men and women when they got there. Bobinga Iroko paid for two tickets and the muscular bouncers in dark sunglasses tore the tickets and let them through the narrow entrance.
The dance floor was active and the song couldn’t have been better timed. In the song, the singer, a man, wants to know what love is. The woman replies “there’s no such thing as love”. Shocked, the man asks what she means. “Love is what you tell the person you are with. Today it is me, tomorrow it is her. But when I watch your actions, I’m a fool to treasure your words.”
Very profound, Lilly Loveless noted, and asked Bobinga Iroko for the name of the artist. They spotted a place to sit at the far end, from where Lilly Loveless could watch the dancing, pick up tips about the dance steps before venturing onto the floor. Only too aware of the comment she got in Sunsandland when she instinctively attempted to respond to the wild frenzy of African drumming – ‘If you were dancing for survival, you’d die before the day breaks,’ her partner had mocked – Lilly Loveless was cautious not to rush into things.
Song followed song. Some, Lilly Loveless could follow, others she didn’t understand.
“What is the singer saying about breast milk?” Lilly Loveless asked Bobinga Iroko, her attention drawn to a tune that made people rush to the dance floor.
“He is one of our naughtiest musicians. He claims he can’t do without breast milk He likes sucking inspiration from women. Just can’t get enough of what’s inside them! Be careful if he puts his tongue to your tit! His lips will soon be around you and he’ll suck and suck and suck. If we were to caricature him, he would have the biggest jaws of anyone in Mimboland. Suckling is essential to his ability to survive, you see, and flourish as an artist. He’s an adult suckler, a forever suckler. For him, suckling must be better than sex!”
“I shan’t flash my tits at him.”
“You don’t need to flash to have him coming.”
“He sounds desperate. What is his name?”
“I shan’t tell you,” said Bobinga Iroko. “You need all the protection you can get,” he smiled.
“Bobinga Iroko, you are fun to be with,” said Lilly Loveless with playful sincerity.
It didn’t take them long. Soon they were up, dancing to a wide variety of music forms from the rich menu served by the versatile DJ.
Bobinga Iroko explained the music forms and the contents of the songs to Lilly Loveless as they danced. She insisted they dance next to the table where they sat and where she had her notebook ready, so she could note down from time to time what he told her about the music.
Lilly Loveless noticed right away that the music was different from what she had fallen for in Sunsandland. It was gentler and softer, and the drumming wasn’t the same intense, intoxicating frenzy. But the themes were just as rich.
Bobinga Iroko was a casual and relaxed dancer, quite unlike the vigorous, suggestive styles of the others on the floor, which he dismissed as nothing but perpendicular expressions of horizontal desires. He responded well to the rhythm, and did the occasional wriggle and what he termed “balle à terre”: wriggling until you touch the floor with your bum. But he didn’t overdo anything, unlike others who turned, twisted, wriggled, jumped and pulled themselves so vigorously and with such repetition that they took all the joy out of dancing, as far as he was concerned.
Lilly Loveless could fit in both ways, but as a beginner and new to the music, she preferred Bobinga Iroko’s soft and gentle self-assured style.
The music poured out. Lilly Loveless paid particular attention to songs on the theme of love, power and consumption, and couldn’t believe her ears when virtually every song had something to do with one or all of these aspects of her research. There was the song about a certain Masa Ngongari, who feels that he is smarter than most, and is chasing after someone’s wife whom he falsely claims is his cousin. The man tells him “locot”, for he doesn’t understand this type of cousin. In a similar song a man warns: “watch out, don’t touch my cat… If you touch my cat, don’t touch its tail.”
A woman cries out: “I have seven lovers, all desire me, what am I to do?” A fourth song claims: “Man is the belly and the under belly, and all is won”. A perplexed man screams: “Frankly I am baffled when you say you no longer know me: what’s your thong doing at my place?” A woman challenges: “It’s you who said you can… here I am, show me that you can…” Someone wonders: “Why are so many women fighting for him?” A man replies: “For his Stick of Authority. They are dying to feel within the commanding fullness of him.”
In another song, a lousy lover leaves a girl totally disappointed, and instead of owning up to his worthlessness in matters of life and death, tries to wriggle himself out of his inadequacies by complaining the girl’s perfume “smelt like grilled fish”. There was a lovely song with the phrase: “The husband of another is sweet … the wife of another is sweet…” The drunken voice of a woman