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but during that time he cemented his reputation, as the Kentish Gazette reported on 8 August 1772:

      On Wednesday last a game of cricket was played [at the Vine, Sevenoaks] between eleven gentlemen of Sevenoaks and eleven of Wrotham and Ightham, which was determined in favour of the former by 56 notches. In this match a remarkable bet of thirty shillings to a guinea was laid, that the united parishes got more notches than the noted Minshull … but the famous batsman got 58, and the united parishes but 56.

      In the 1770s the rules and tactics of cricket were continuing to take shape. Dorset, Tankerville and Mann were at Sevenoaks in July 1773 when Richard Simmons, reputed to be the finest fieldsman of his day, stood sufficiently close to the Hampshire batsmen to intimidate them. A fortnight later the Duke was playing at Laleham Burway when his opponents attempted to do the same to him. The Duke complained, but to no effect until one of his attacking strokes felled a close fieldsman. Such aggressive fielding was set to become an everyday part of cricket.

      Another important change in the game emerges in the diary of Richard Hayes of Cobham, who watched Dorset play at Sevenoaks Vine for All-England against Hampshire on 25 and 26 June 1776. Hayes records the Duke bowling the opening over – ‘Four balls. Not a run got’ – though Hampshire went on to score the respectable total of 241. All-England scored a mere 105 and lost heavily, with the Duke bowled for a paltry 6 runs. Hayes’s diary contains two little gems of information. He wrote: ‘They talk of having 3 stumps,’ and noted also that ‘by playing with broad bats … it is a hard matter to hit the wicket’. Both these anomalies were soon to be corrected, and the later patrons would play a part in doing so.

      The concept of three stumps has an air of modernity about it, but cricket still had its savage days. When Kent played Essex at Tilbury Fort in 1776, a row arose over the eligibility of one of the Kent team. Essex declined to play, and a fight ensued. One of the Kent men shot and killed an Essex player, and in the chaos that followed an old invalid was bayoneted and a soldier shot dead. Essex then fled, and the Kent team made off in boats. In a violent age, even such incidents did not diminish the enthusiasm for the game.

      By 1777 Dorset had long since parted from the delectable Nancy Parsons, who married Viscount Maynard. Dorset’s new mistress was a fellow aristocrat, the Countess of Derby, which created a great scandal. This did not bother either of them. The Countess decided to arrange a ladies’ cricket match, and Dorset is said to have been the author of a letter published in a society magazine, although if so, his purpose in writing it seems ambiguous:

      After this patronising opening paragraph – ‘cutting out new figures for fashion … your little society … cast aside your needles’ – which would have earned him social crucifixion in the twenty-first century, the Duke – if indeed he really was the author – raises his game and entices women to become involved in cricket:

      Though the gentlemen have long assumed to themselves the sole perspective of being cricket players, yet the ladies have lately given a specimen that they know how to handle a ball and the bat with the best of us, and can knock down a wicket as well as Lord Tankerville himself. The enclosed drawing, which I thought proper to make for your information is a true representation of a cricket match played lately in private between the Countess of Derby and some other Ladies of quality and fashion, at the Oaks in Surrey, the rural and enchanting retreat of her Ladyship.

      Having baited the hook, the author of the letter comes to the point, but cannot resist putting his tongue in his cheek:

      What is human life but a game of cricket? And, if so, why should not the ladies play at it as well as we? Beauty is the bat, and men are the ball, which are buffeted about just as the ladies’ skill directs them. An expert female will long hold the ball in play: and carefully keep it from the wicket; for, when the wicket is once knocked down, the game of matrimony begins and that of love ends …

      If Dorset, who had a lengthy string of mistresses, was indeed the author, as claimed by the magazine, it is unlikely that the double entendres were an accident. We shall never know whether the letter was a genuine attempt to encourage women to take up cricket, or a vehicle to poke fun at those scandalised by the Duke’s relationship with the Countess.

      When France intervened to support the American colonists in the War of Independence, Dorset became a Colonel in the West Kent militia, and his participation in cricket began to fall away. After the war ended, in 1783, he was appointed Ambassador to the Court of Versailles, and he never again played top-class cricket. But his enthusiasm did not wane. While in France he played casual games for pleasure, despite a pompous rebuke from The Times, which frowned upon ‘his associations with the inferior orders in pursuit of his favourite amusement, cricket’. The Times was in a grouchy mood: apart from castigating Dorset, it noted that horse-racing in Paris was on the wane and cricket was replacing it, but that the French ‘could not equal the English in such vigorous exertions of the body’. The French were soon to show on the battlefield that their exertions were formidable. It was an early example of what, 150 years later, Churchill would say was ‘The Times’ ability to be wrong on every major issue’.

      After his return Dorset married an heiress less than half his age – he was forty-six – and soon afterwards ceased to support cricket. The news of the bloody events in France, including the execution of Marie Antoinette, preyed on a mind already predisposed to melancholy. Sadly, the wayward Sackville gene that had robbed his forebears of their sanity was active once more. During the 1790s Dorset became progressively more morose and penny-pinching, in sharp and unhappy contrast to the gay enjoyment of his free and easy youth. He died

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