LITMIR.BIZ

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blackness. "The Goddess of Liberty, as I live! What's your next imitation?"

      "There seems to be something doing," said Mr. Magee.

      Mr. Bland came into the light, partially disrobed, his revolver in his hand.

      "Somebody trying to get in by the front door," he explained. "I shot at him to scare him away. Probably one of your novelists."

      "Or Arabella," remarked Mr. Magee, coming down.

      "No," answered Bland. "I distinctly saw a derby hat."

      With Mr. Magee descended the yellow candlelight, and brushing aside the shadows of the hotel office, it revealed a mattress lying on the floor close to the clerk's desk, behind which stood the safe. On the mattress was the bedding Magee had presented to the haberdasher, hastily thrown back by the lovelorn one on rising.

      "You prefer to sleep down here," Mr. Magee commented.

      "Near the letters of Arabella – yes," replied Bland. His keen eyes met Magee's. There was a challenge in them.

      Mr. Magee turned, and the yellow light of the candle flickered wanly over the great front door Even as he looked at it, the door was pushed open, and a queer figure of a man stood framed against a background of glittering snow. Mr. Bland's arm flew up.

      "Don't shoot," cried Magee.

      "No, please don't," urged the man in the doorway. A beard, a pair of round owlish spectacles, and two ridiculous ear-muffs, left only a suggestion of face here and there. He closed the door and stepped into the room. "I have every right here, I assure you, even though my arrival is somewhat unconventional. See – I have the key." He held up a large brass key that was the counterpart of the one Hal Bentley had bestowed upon Mr. Magee in that club on far-off Forty-fourth Street.

      "Keys to burn," muttered Mr. Bland sourly.

      "I bear no ill will with regard to the shooting," went on the newcomer. He took off his derby hat and ruefully regarded a hole through the crown. His bald head seemed singularly frank and naked above a face of so many disguises. "It is only natural that men alone on a mountain should defend themselves from invaders at two in the morning. My escape was narrow, but there is no ill will."

      He blinked about him, his breath a white cloud in the cold room.

      "Life, young gentlemen," he remarked, setting down his bag and leaning a green umbrella against it, "has its surprises even at sixty-two. Last night I was ensconced by my own library fire, preparing a paper on the Pagan Renaissance. To-night I am on Baldpate Mountain, with a perforation in my hat."

      Mr. Bland shivered. "I'm going back to bed," he said in disgust.

      "First," went on the gentleman with the perforated derby, "permit me to introduce myself. I am Professor Thaddeus Bolton, and I hold the Chair of Comparative Literature in a big eastern university."

      Mr. Magee took the mittened hand of the professor.

      "Glad to see you, I'm sure," he said. "My name is Magee. This is Mr. Bland – he is impetuous but estimable. I trust you will forgive his first salute. What's a bullet among gentlemen? It seems to me that as explanations may be lengthy and this room is very cold, we would do well to go up to my room, where there is a fire."

      "Delighted," cried the old man. "A fire. I long to see one. Let us go to your room, by all means."

      Mr. Bland sulkily stalked to his mattress and secured a gaily colored bed quilt, which he wound about his thin form.

      "This is positively the last experience meeting I attend to-night," he growled.

      They ascended to number seven. Mr. Magee piled fresh logs on the fire; Mr. Bland saw to it that the door was not tightly closed. The professor removed, along with other impedimenta, his ear tabs, which were connected by a rubber cord. He waved them like frisky detached ears before him.

      "An old man's weakness," he remarked. "Foolish, they may seem to you. But I assure you I found them useful companions in climbing Baldpate Mountain at this hour."

      He sat down in the largest chair suite seven owned, and from its depths smiled benignly at the two young men.

      "But I am not here to apologize for my apparel, am I? Hardly. You are saying to yourselves 'Why is he here?' Yes, that is the question that disturbs you. What has brought this domesticated college professor scampering from the Pagan Renaissance to Baldpate Inn? For answer, I must ask you to go back with me a week's time, and gaze at a picture from the rather dreary academic kaleidoscope that is my life.

      "I am seated back of a desk on a platform in a bare yellow room. In front of me, tier on tier, sit a hundred young men in various attitudes of inattention. I am trying to tell them something of the ideal poetry that marked the rebirth of the Saxon genius. They are bored. I – well, gentlemen, in confidence, even the mind of a college professor has been known to wander at times from the subject in hand. And then – I begin to read a poem – a poem descriptive of a woman dead six hundred years and more. Ah, gentlemen – "

      He sat erect on the edge of his great chair. Back of the thick lenses of his spectacles he had eyes that still could flash.

      "This is not an era of romance," he said. "Our people grub in the dirt for the dollar. Their visions perish. Their souls grow stale. Yet, now and then, at most inopportune times, comes the flash that reveals to us the glories that might be. A gentleman of my acquaintance caught a glimpse of perfect happiness while he was in the midst of an effort to corner the pickle market. Another evolved the scheme of a perfect ode to the essential purity of woman in – a Broadway restaurant. So, like lightning across the blackest sky, our poetic moments come."

      Mr. Bland wrapped his gay quilt more securely about him. Mr. Magee smiled encouragement on the newest raconteur.

      "I shall be brief," continued Professor Bolton. "Heaven knows that pedagogic room was no place for visions, nor were those athletic young men fit companions for a soul gone giddy. Yet – I lost my head. As I read on there returned to my heart a glow I had not known in forty years. The bard spoke of her hair:

      "'Her yellow lockes, crisped like golden wyre,

      About her shoulders weren loosely shed'

      and I saw, as in a dream – ahem, I can trust you, gentlemen – a girl I supposed I had forever forgot in the mold and dust of my later years. I will not go further into the matter. My wife's hair is black.

      "And reading on, but losing the thread of the poet's eulogy in the golden fabric of my resurrected dream, it came to me to compare that maid I knew in the long ago with the women I know to-day. Ah, gentlemen! Lips, made but for smiling, fling weighty arguments on the unoffending atmosphere. Eyes, made to light with that light that never was by land or sea, blaze instead with what they call the injustice of woman's servitude. White hands, made to find their way to the hands of some young man in the moonlight, carry banners in the dusty streets. It seemed I saw the blue eyes of that girl of long ago turned, sad, rebuking, on her sisters of to-day. As I finished reading, my heart was awhirl. I said to the young men before me:

      "'There was a woman, gentlemen – a woman worth a million suffragettes.'

      "They applauded. The fire in me died down. Soon I was my old meek, academic self. The vision had left no trace. I dismissed my class and went home. I found that my wife – she of the black hair – had left my slippers by the library fire. I put them on, and plunged into a pamphlet lately published by a distinguished member of a German university faculty. I thought the incident closed forever."

      He gazed sorrowfully at the two young men.

      "But, gentlemen, I had not counted on that viper that we nourish in our bosom – the American newspaper. At present I will not take time to denounce the press. I am preparing an article on the subject for a respectable weekly of select circulation. Suffice it to record what happened. The next day an evening paper appeared with a huge picture of me on its front page, and the hideous statement that this was the Professor Bolton who had said that 'One Peroxide Blonde Is Worth a Million Suffragettes'.

      "Yes, that was the dreadful version of my remark that was spread broadcast. Up to the time that story appeared, I had no idea as to what sort

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