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It's grosser, weirder, funnier and even smellier than before!<br /> <br />Take another brilliantly twisted adventure with Sam, Jared and little Miss 'dung daks' smelly Melly poop pants as they head off on holidays … to the most dangerous place on the planet.<br /> <br />But is it really a holiday … or a final resting place to get rid of annoying kids?<br /> <br />With the poisonous puke plants, ferocious farting animals, tree swinging hippies and Smelly Melly's deadliest fungus growing, chunky chuck-up nappies yet!<br /> <br />This time, adventure is snapping at their heels … and they just might not be able to keep their stomach contents down.

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A Rhotosaurus, a phantom kid, a ghost mountain and a &quot;Bushman Extraordinaire&quot; called Reginald Blowhard, all come together to form David Laing's latest tale, &quot;Forest Secrets&quot; the third book of his trilogy for young adults.<br /> <br />The protagonist is a young Aboriginal girl called Jars, who, along with her faithful dog, Shadow and her tearaway cousin, Snook, embark on an adventure neither will forget.On an impulse, they enter the Cray Bay Photographic competition, which takes them to the Gorge Camping Ground. And that is when their plans are shattered – by an eerie and sudden darkness that comes over the gorge. But that's not all – they are visited by a cheeky possum called Charlie, their bothersome camping companion and Reginald Blowhard finds himself in strife in lots of ways, and, along the way, our heroes just happen to discover &quot;The Find of the Century&quot;.

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I'm not going to lie to you. This book is so gross, the grossness has been grossonified. Yes, not only does it contain grossness at a level similar to that in Better Out Than In, it goes even further. It's like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was, say, as tall as a baby, then the grossness level in Better Out Than In Number Twos is as tall as the tallest man in the world, standing on the second tallest man in the world's shoulders, and they are both on tippy-toes, and have their hands in the air, and are at the very top of the tallest tree on top of a hill. A tall hill. It's like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was a nine on a grossness scale, where one is the lowest and ten is the highest, then Better Out Than In Number Twos would be approximately 1,000,000,000.340 on that same grossness scale.

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&quot;Yet behind closed doors, the laughter faded and the fear came back…&quot;<br /> <br />At thirteen years of age Cassandra Romanelli's world had turned out to be everything she hated! Cassie lived in a big Italian family with lots of complex relationships. Dealing not only with the rules and regulations of a strict, abusive father, Cassie also struggled with bulimia and had to overcome the taunts and bullying from her classmates, plus peer pressure and a struggle to be accepted.<br /> <br />Although pretty, Cassie just saw herself as a chubby Italian girl who was in love with the one guy she couldn't have – her best friend's boyfriend.<br /> <br />Following physical interference by a family member and betrayal by her best friend, Cassie's self-esteem plunged to an all time low. The pressures she endured led her to listen to an inner voice that directed her to do a most shameful thing to her body – Purge!<br /> <br />In her own mind Cassie felt that she was wise beyond her years. She had seen too much, experienced too many beatings and felt too many bruises, and yet… Cassie had no idea what was in store for her – her real misfortune was just about to begin!<br /> <br />Cassandra Behind Closed Doors, for young people, is a window into real life – and for adults, is an insight into the world of today's kids with the issues they have to face every day.

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Ready for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on…<br /> <br />For ages now, Sam and Jared had just thought of Agnath as being the 'slimey green booga of the country', the 'butt-crack of the world'… that all changed when they found out about the 'Lost Treasure.'<br /> <br />But for Sam and Jared to find the lost treasure, first they will have to do the unthinkable; suck-up to Toffee Thomas… face unspeakable horrors, like the sight of Booga Boris streaking… come face to face with a giant, big, pink, grubby bunny with really bad yellowing 'BO' stains under its furry armpits… and much worse and much more.<br /> <br />And just wait for the twist in this one!

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Another extremely gross Agnath adventure … you just have to read about this!<br /> <br />Sam and Jared's lives are in chaos once again. Why would the cute, cuddly, spoilt pets that get to lay around all day and have their food slopped out right in front of them purposely want to get their masters into trouble? Were they evil, stupid … were they even from this world?<br /> <br />&quot;Oooh Crap!! Fluff Butt just pooped right in the middle of the lounge room rug! … a week's worth of Chunky Beef Tongue with Vegetables, Chicken Liver in Noodles, Lambs Brain in Gravy … all mooshed together, dissolving and rotting in the gastric juices of the dog's stomach. All deposited at once in a huge greeny browny yellowish dump!&quot; …

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Up for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on…<br /> <br />Sam and his best mate, Jared, are off on another Freaky adventure. Sam's been hard at work all summer trying to build up the world's largest, smelliest, grossest ball of toe jam from all of the cow poop, slug slime and sweat that's living between his toes. But when he uses Smelly Melly's toothbrush to try and dig out the huge dob of mouldy, smelly muck, well, let's just say … it's not too happy about the move.

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If it's fun and adventure you're looking for, then this … is the book for you!<br /> <br />Sam's life seemed to be heading down the toilet since his little sister, Miss 'I'm sooo good' Smelly Melly Prissy Pants was born.<br /> <br />But in the 'sticks' of Agnath he found a best friend, Jared, a tall skinny red-head with a gazillion freckles.<br /> <br />And when underground tunnels are discovered right below them, it's Sam that encounters the deadly inhabitants.<br /> <br />These adventures are like no other you have ever shared. You'll feel as if you're right there with Sam as he discovers the shocking secret of the tunnels! And his mum is just as annoying as yours too!

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Containing beautiful illustrations by Heath McKenzie this book in a fun way teaches children about the joys of 'sharing'. The Share-a-Not is greedy, stealing all the rocks he can get his hands on – from everyone! Finally he steals from a young four-eyed lad, whose father decides enough is enough, and he works out a plan to show the Share-a-Not he's got it all wrong…BUT WILL THE PLAN WORK?

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She'd always imagined her song for Emilia would quietly develop, and one day she would sit at her piano or the desk, take a blank music sheet, and begin the first sweet bars. It did not begin like that… It's 1964 and Sandra turns 19. She is studying at the Sydney Conservatorium of Music and playing piano with fellow student Billy at a jazz club. She wonders if she's still in love with Nick but he is far away, having left university to help his father on the family property during the drought. A letter comes from best friend Emilia that shatters their bond, and Sandra's long-promised 'Song for Emilia' becomes a storm of hatred and love for her oldest friend.