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      Mr. Mifflin regarded him with pity.

      "You don't know what you're up against, Jimmy," he said. "You're half a century behind the times. You have an idea that all a burglar needs is a mask, a blue chin, and a dark lantern. I tell you he requires a highly specialized education. I've been talking to these detective fellows, and I know. Now, take your case, you worm. Have you a thorough knowledge of chemistry, physics, toxicology—"

      "Sure."

      "—electricity and microscopy?"

      "You have discovered my secret."

      "Can you use an oxy-acetylene blow-pipe?"

      "I never travel without one."

      ​"What do you know about the administration of anæsthetics?"

      "Practically everything. It is one of my favorite hobbies."

      "Can you make 'soup'?"

      "Soup?"

      "Soup," said Mr. Mifflin, firmly.

      Jimmy raised his eyebrows.

      "Does an architect make bricks?" he said. "I leave the rough preliminary work to my corps of assistants. They make my soup."

      "You mustn't think Jimmy's one of your common yeggs," said Sutton. "He's at the top of his profession. That's how he made his money. I never did believe that legacy story."

      "Jimmy," said Mr. Mifflin, "couldn't crack a child's money-box. Jimmy couldn't open a sardine-tin."

      Jimmy shrugged his shoulders.

      "What'll you bet?" he said again. "Come on, Arthur; you're earning a very good salary. What'll you bet?"

      "Make it a dinner for all present," suggested Raikes, a canny person who believed in turning the wayside happenings of life, when possible, to his personal profit.

      The suggestion was well received.

      "All right," said Mifflin. "How many of us are there? One, two, three, four—Loser buys a dinner for twelve."

      ​"A good dinner," interpolated Raikes, softly.

      "A good dinner," said Jimmy. "Very well. How long do you give me, Arthur?"

      "How long do you want?"

      "There ought to be a time-limit," said Raikes. "It seems to me that a flyer like Jimmy ought to be able to manage it at short notice. Why not to-night? Nice, fine night. If Jimmy doesn't crack a crib to-night, it's up to him. That suit you, Jimmy?"

      "Perfectly."

      Willett interposed. Willett had been endeavoring to drown his sorrows all the evening, and the fact was a little noticeable in his speech.

      "See here," he said, "how's J-Jimmy going to prove he's done it?"

      "Personally, I can take his word," said Mifflin.

      "That be h-hanged for a tale. Wha-what's to prevent him saying he's done it, whether he has or not?"

      The Strollers looked uncomfortable. Nevertheless, it was Jimmy's affair.

      "Why, you'd get your dinner in any case," said Jimmy. "A dinner from any host would smell as sweet."

      Willett persisted with muddled obstinacy.

      "Thash—thash not point. It's principle of thing. Have thish thing square and 'bove board, I say. Thash what I say."

      "And very creditable to you being able to say it," ​said Jimmy, cordially. "See if you can manage 'Truly rural'."

      "What I say is—this! Jimmy's a fakir. And what I say is what's prevent him saying he's done it when hasn't done it?"

      "That'll be all right," said Jimmy. "I'm going to bury a brass tube with the Stars and Stripes in it under the carpet."

      Willett waved his hand.

      "Thash quite sh'factory," he said, with dignity. "Nothing more to say."

      "Or a better idea," said Jimmy. "I'll carve a big J on the inside of the front door. Then, anybody who likes can make inquiries next day. Well, I'm off home. Glad it's all settled. Anybody coming my way?"

      "Yes," said Arthur Mifflin. "We'll walk. First nights always make me as jumpy as a cat. If I don't walk my legs off, I sha'n't get to sleep to-night at all."

      "If you think I'm going to help you walk your legs off, my lad, you're mistaken. I propose to stroll gently home, and go to bed."

      "Every little helps," said Mifflin. "Come along."

      "You want to keep an eye on Jimmy, Arthur," said Sutton. "He'll sand-bag you, and lift your watch as soon as look at you. I believe he's Arsène Lupin in disguise."

      ​

      CHAPTER II

      PYRAMUS AND THISBE

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      THE two men turned up the street. They walked in silence. Arthur Mifflin was going over in his mind such outstanding events of the evening as he remembered—the nervousness, the relief of finding that he was gripping his audience, the growing conviction that he had made good; while Jimmy seemed to be thinking his own private thoughts. They had gone some distance before either spoke.

      "Who is she, Jimmy?" asked Mifflin.

      Jimmy came out of his thoughts with a start.

      "What's that?"

      "Who is she?"

      "I don't know what you mean."

      "Yes, you do! The sea air. Who is she?"

      "I don't know," said Jimmy, simply.

      "You don't know? Well, what's her name?"

      "I don't know."

      "Doesn't the Lusitania still print a passenger-list?"

      "She does."

      "And you couldn't find out her name in five days?"

      ​" No."

      "And that's the man who thinks he can burgle a house!" said Mifflin, despairingly.

      They had arrived now at the building on the second floor of which was Jimmy's flat.

      "Coming in?" said Jimmy.

      "Well, I was rather thinking of pushing on as far as the Park. I tell you, I feel all on wires."

      "Come in, and smoke a cigar. You've got all night before you if you want to do Marathons. I haven't seen you for a couple of months. I want you to tell me all the news."

      "There isn't any. Nothing happens in New York. The papers say things do, but they don't. However, I'll come in. It seems to me that you're the man with the news."

      Jimmy fumbled with his latch-key.

      "You're a bright sort of burglar," said Mifflin, disparagingly. "Why don't you use your oxy-acetylene blow-pipe? Do you realize, my boy, that you've let yourself in for buying a dinner for twelve hungry men next week? In the cold light of the morning, when reason returns to her throne, that'll come home to you."

      "I haven't done anything of the sort," said Jimmy, unlocking the door.

      "Don't tell me you really mean to try it."

      "What else did you think I was going to do?"

      "But you can't. You would get caught for a certainty. And what are you going to do then? ​Say it was all a joke? Suppose they fill you full of bullet-holes! Nice sort of fool you'll look, appealing to some outraged householder's sense of humor, while he pumps you full of lead with a Colt."

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