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The Definite Object. Jeffery Farnol
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isbn 4057664569813
Автор произведения Jeffery Farnol
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MRS. TRAPES UPON THE MILLENNIUM
WHICH SHOULD HAVE RELATED DETAILS OF A WEDDING
IN WHICH HERMIONE MAKES A FATEFUL DECISION
HOW GEOFFREY RAVENSLEE DEPARTED FROM HELL'S KITCHEN
HOW GEOFFREY RAVENSLEE CAME OUT OF THE DARK
IN WHICH SOAPY TAKES UPON HIMSELF A NEW ROLE
THE OLD UN ADVISES AND RAVENSLEE ACTS
CONCERNING A HANDFUL OF PEBBLES
TELLS HOW RAVENSLEE BROKE HIS WORD AND WHY
IN WHICH GEOFFREY RAVENSLEE OBTAINS HIS OBJECT
CHAPTER I
WHICH DESCRIBES, AMONG OTHER THINGS, A PAIR OF WHISKERS
In the writing of books, as all the world knows, two things are above all other things essential—the one is to know exactly when and where to leave off, and the other to be equally certain when and where to begin.
Now this book, naturally enough, begins with Mr. Brimberly's whiskers; begins at that moment when he coughed and pulled down his waistcoat for the first time. And yet (since action is as necessary to the success of a book as to life itself) it should perhaps begin more properly at the psychological moment when Mr. Brimberly coughed and pulled down the garment aforesaid for the third time, since it is then that the real action of this story commences.
Be that as it may, it is beyond all question that nowhere in this wide world could there possibly be found just such another pair of whiskers as those which adorned the plump cheeks of Mr. Brimberly; without them he might have been only an ordinary man, but, possessing them, he was the very incarnation of all that a butler could possibly be.
And what whiskers these were! So soft, so fleecy, so purely white, that at times they almost seemed like the wings of cherubim, striving to soar away and bear Mr. Brimberly into a higher and purer sphere. Again, what Protean whiskers were these, whose fleecy pomposity could overawe the most superior young footmen and reduce page-boys, tradesmen, and the lower orders generally, to a state of perspiring humility; to his equals how calmly aloof, how blandly dignified; and to those a misguided fate had set above him, how demurely deferential, how obligingly obsequious! Indeed, Mr. Brimberly's whiskers were all things to all men, and therein lay their potency.
Mr. Brimberly then, pompous, affable, and most sedate, having motioned his visitor into his master's favourite chair, set down the tray of decanters and glasses upon the piano, coughed, and pulled down his waistcoat; and Mr. Brimberly did it all with that air of portentous dignity and leisurely solemnity which, together with his whiskers, made him the personality he was.
"And you're still valeting for Barberton, are you, Mr. Stevens?" he blandly enquired.
"I've