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'ope you'll have it easier this time, my dear,' said a very stout old person, a woman of great importance.

      'She said she wasn't goin' to 'ave no more, when the last one come.' This remark came from Polly's husband.

      'Ah,' said the stout old lady, who was in the business, and boasted vast experience. 'That's wot they all says; but, Lor' bless yer, they don't mean it.'

      'Well, I've got three, and I'm not goin' to 'ave no more bli'me if I will; 'tain't good enough—that's wot I says.'

      'You're abaht right there, ole gal,' said Polly, 'My word, 'Arry, if you 'ave any more I'll git a divorce, that I will.'

      At that moment an organ-grinder turned the corner and came down the street.

      'Good biz; 'ere's an organ!' cried half a dozen people at once.

      The organ-man was an Italian, with a shock of black hair and a ferocious moustache. Drawing his organ to a favourable spot, he stopped, released his shoulder from the leather straps by which he dragged it, and cocking his large soft hat on the side of his head, began turning the handle. It was a lively tune, and in less than no time a little crowd had gathered round to listen, chiefly the young men and the maidens, for the married ladies were never in a fit state to dance, and therefore disinclined to trouble themselves to stand round the organ. There was a moment's hesitation at opening the ball; then one girl said to another:

      'Come on, Florrie, you and me ain't shy; we'll begin, and bust it!'

      The two girls took hold of one another, one acting gentleman, the other lady; three or four more pairs of girls immediately joined them, and they began a waltz. They held themselves very upright; and with an air of grave dignity which was quite impressive, glided slowly about, making their steps with the utmost precision, bearing themselves with sufficient decorum for a court ball. After a while the men began to itch for a turn, and two of them, taking hold of one another in the most approved fashion, waltzed round the circle with the gravity of judges.

      All at once there was a cry: 'There's Liza!' And several members of the group turned and called out: 'Oo, look at Liza!'

      The dancers stopped to see the sight, and the organ-grinder, having come to the end of his tune, ceased turning the handle and looked to see what was the excitement.

      'Oo, Liza!' they called out. 'Look at Liza; oo, I sy!'

      It was a young girl of about eighteen, with dark eyes, and an enormous fringe, puffed-out and curled and frizzed, covering her whole forehead from side to side, and coming down to meet her eyebrows. She was dressed in brilliant violet, with great lappets of velvet, and she had on her head an enormous black hat covered with feathers.

      'I sy, ain't she got up dossy?' called out the groups at the doors, as she passed.

      'Dressed ter death, and kill the fashion; that's wot I calls it.'

      Liza saw what a sensation she was creating; she arched her back and lifted her head, and walked down the street, swaying her body from side to side, and swaggering along as though the whole place belonged to her.

      ''Ave yer bought the street, Bill?' shouted one youth; and then half a dozen burst forth at once, as if by inspiration:

      'Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road!'

      It was immediately taken up by a dozen more, and they all yelled it out:

      'Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road. Yah, ah, knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road!'

      'Oo, Liza!' they shouted; the whole street joined in, and they gave long, shrill, ear-piercing shrieks and strange calls, that rung down the street and echoed back again.

      'Hextra special!' called out a wag.

      'Oh, Liza! Oo! Ooo!' yells and whistles, and then it thundered forth again:

      'Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road!'

      Liza put on the air of a conquering hero, and sauntered on, enchanted at the uproar. She stuck out her elbows and jerked her head on one side, and said to herself as she passed through the bellowing crowd:

      'This is jam!'

      'Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road!'

      When she came to the group round the barrel-organ, one of the girls cried out to her:

      'Is that yer new dress, Liza?'

      'Well, it don't look like my old one, do it?' said Liza.

      'Where did yer git it?' asked another friend, rather enviously.

      'Picked it up in the street, of course,' scornfully answered Liza.

      'I believe it's the same one as I saw in the pawnbroker's dahn the road,' said one of the men, to tease her.

      'Thet's it; but wot was you doin' in there? Pledgin' yer shirt, or was it yer trousers?'

      'Yah, I wouldn't git a second-'and dress at a pawnbroker's!'

      'Garn!' said Liza indignantly. 'I'll swipe yer over the snitch if yer talk ter me. I got the mayterials in the West Hend, didn't I? And I 'ad it mide up by my Court Dressmiker, so you jolly well dry up, old jellybelly.'

      'Garn!' was the reply.

      Liza had been so intent on her new dress and the comment it was exciting that she had not noticed the organ.

      'Oo, I say, let's 'ave some dancin',' she said as soon as she saw it. 'Come on, Sally,' she added, to one of the girls, 'you an' me'll dance togither. Grind away, old cock!'

      The man turned on a new tune, and the organ began to play the Intermezzo from the 'Cavalleria'; other couples quickly followed Liza's example, and they began to waltz round with the same solemnity as before; but Liza outdid them all; if the others were as stately as queens, she was as stately as an empress; the gravity and dignity with which she waltzed were something appalling, you felt that the minuet was a frolic in comparison; it would have been a fitting measure to tread round the grave of a première danseuse, or at the funeral of a professional humorist. And the graces she put on, the languor of the eyes, the contemptuous curl of the lips, the exquisite turn of the hand, the dainty arching of the foot! You felt there could be no questioning her right to the tyranny of Vere Street.

      Suddenly she stopped short, and disengaged herself from her companion.

      'Oh, I sy,' she said, 'this is too bloomin' slow; it gives me the sick.'

      That is not precisely what she said, but it is impossible always to give the exact unexpurgated words of Liza and the other personages of the story, the reader is therefore entreated with his thoughts to piece out the necessary imperfections of the dialogue.

      'It's too bloomin' slow,' she said again; 'it gives me the sick. Let's 'ave somethin' a bit more lively than this 'ere waltz. You stand over there, Sally, an' we'll show 'em 'ow ter skirt dance.'

      They all stopped waltzing.

      'Talk of the ballet at the Canterbury and South London. You just wite till you see the ballet at Vere Street, Lambeth—we'll knock 'em!'

      She went up to the organ-grinder.

      'Na then, Italiano,' she said to him, 'you buck up; give us a tune that's got some guts in it! See?'

      She caught hold of his big hat and squashed it down over his eyes. The man grinned from ear to ear, and, touching the little catch at the side, began to play a lively tune such as Liza had asked for.

      The men had fallen out, but several girls had put themselves in position, in couples, standing face to face; and immediately the music struck up, they began. They held up their skirts on each side, so as to show their feet, and proceeded to go through the difficult steps and motions of the dance. Liza was right; they could not have done it better in a trained ballet. But the best dancer of them all was Liza; she threw her whole soul into it; forgetting the stiff bearing which she had thought proper to the waltz, and casting off its elaborate graces, she gave herself up entirely to the present pleasure. Gradually the other couples stood aside, so that Liza and Sally

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