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either. Wallflowers and pansies and snapdragons and primroses, and lots of things, keep green all the year unless it's too frosty. Live and learn.)

      And it was so warm we were able to sit in the summer-house. The birds were singing like mad. Perhaps they thought it was springtime. Or perhaps they always sing when they see the sun, without paying attention to dates.

      And now, when all his brothers and sisters were sitting on the rustic seats in the summer-house, the far-sighted Oswald suddenly saw that now was the moment for him to hold that council he had been wanting to hold for some time.

      So he stood in the door of the summer-house, in case any of the others should suddenly remember that they wanted to be in some other place. And he said—

      "I say. About that council I want to hold."

      And Dicky replied: "Well, what about it?"

      So then Oswald explained all over again that we had been Treasure Seekers, and we had been Would-be-Goods, and he thought it was time we were something else.

      "Being something else makes you think of things," he said at the end of all the other things he said.

      "Yes," said H.O., yawning, without putting up his hand, which is not manners, and we told him so. "But I can think of things without being other things. Look how I thought about being a clown, and going to Rome."

      "I shouldn't think you would want us to remember that," said Dora. And indeed Father had not been pleased with H.O. about that affair. But Oswald never encourages Dora to nag, so he said patiently—

      "Yes, you think of things you'd much better not have thought of. Now my idea is let's each say what sort of a society we shall make ourselves into—like we did when we were Treasure Seekers—about the different ways to look for it, I mean. Let's hold our tongues (no, not with your dirty fingers, H.O., old chap; hold it with your teeth if you must hold it with something)—let's hold our tongues for a bit, and then all say what we've thought of—in ages," the thoughtful boy added hastily, so that every one should not speak at once when we had done holding our tongues.

      So we were all silent, and the birds sang industriously among the leafless trees of our large sunny garden in beautiful Blackheath. (The author is sorry to see he is getting poetical. It shall not happen again, and it was an extra fine day, really, and the birds did sing, a fair treat.)

      When three long minutes had elapsed themselves by the hands of Oswald's watch, which always keeps perfect time for three or four days after he has had it mended, he closed the watch and observed—

      "Time! Go ahead, Dora."

      Dora went ahead in the following remarks:

      "I've thought as hard as I can, and nothing will come into my head except—

      "'Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.'

      Don't you think we might try to find some new ways to be good in?"

      "No, you don't!" "I bar that!" came at once from the mouths of Dicky and Oswald.

      "You don't come that over us twice," Dicky added. And Oswald eloquently said, "No more Would-be-Goods, thank you, Dora."

      Dora said, well, she couldn't think of anything else. And she didn't expect Oswald had thought of anything better.

      "Yes, I have," replied her brother. "What I think is that we don't know half enough."

      "If you mean extra swat," said Alice; "I've more homers than I care for already, thank you."

      "I do not mean swat," rejoined the experienced Oswald. "I want to know all about real things, not booky things. If you kids had known about electric bells you wouldn't have——" Oswald stopped, and then said, "I won't say any more, because Father says a gentleman does not support his arguments with personal illusions to other people's faults and follies."

      "Faults and follies yourself," said H.O. The girls restored peace, and Oswald went on—

      "Let us seek to grow wiser, and to teach each other."

      "I bar that," said H.O. "I don't want Oswald and Dicky always on to me and call it teaching."

      "We might call the society the Would-be-Wisers," said Oswald hastily.

      "It's not so dusty," said Dicky; "let's go on to the others before we decide."

      "You're next yourself," said Alice.

      "Oh, so I am," remarked Dicky, trying to look surprised. "Well, my idea is let's be a sort of Industrious Society of Beavers, and make a solemn vow and covenant to make something every day. We might call it the Would-be-Clevers."

      "It would be the Too-clever-by-half's before we'd done with it," said Oswald.

      And Alice said, "We couldn't always make things that would be any good, and then we should have to do something that wasn't any good, and that would be rot. Yes, I know it's my turn—H.O., you'll kick the table to pieces if you go on like that. Do, for goodness' sake, keep your feet still. The only thing I can think of is a society called the Would-be-Boys."

      "With you and Dora for members."

      "And Noël—poets aren't boys exactly," said H.O.

      "If you don't shut up you shan't be in it at all," said Alice, putting her arm round Noël. "No; I meant us all to be in it—only you boys are not to keep saying we're only girls, and let us do everything the same as you boys do."

      "I don't want to be a boy, thank you," said Dora, "not when I see how they behave. H.O., do stop sniffing and use your handkerchief. Well, take mine, then."

      It was now Noël's turn to disclose his idea, which proved most awful.

      "Let's be Would-be-Poets," he said, "and solemnly vow and convenient to write one piece of poetry a day as long as we live."

      Most of us were dumb at the dreadful thought. But Alice said—

      "That would never do, Noël dear, because you're the only one of us who's clever enough to do it."

      So Noël's detestable and degrading idea was shelved without Oswald having to say anything that would have made the youthful poet weep.

      "I suppose you don't mean me to say what I thought of," said H.O., "but I shall. I think you ought all to be in a Would-be-Kind Society, and vow solemn convents and things not to be down on your younger brother."

      We explained to him at once that he couldn't be in that, because he hadn't got a younger brother.

      "And you may think yourself lucky you haven't," Dicky added.

      The ingenious and felicitous Oswald was just going to begin about the council all over again, when the portable form of our Indian uncle came stoutly stumping down the garden path under the cedars.

      "Hi, brigands!" he cried in his cheerful unclish manner. "Who's on for the Hippodrome this bright day?"

      And instantly we all were. Even Oswald—because after all you can have a council any day, but Hippodromes are not like that.

       "HI, BRIGANDS!" HE CRIED.

      We got ready like the whirlwind of the desert for quickness, and started off with our kind uncle, who has lived so long in India that he is much more warm-hearted than you would think to look at him.

      Half-way to the station Dicky remembered his patent screw for working ships with. He had been messing with it in the bath while he was waiting for Oswald to have done plunging cleanly in the basin. And in the desert-whirlwinding he had forgotten to take it out. So now he ran back, because he knew how its cardboardiness would turn to pulp if it was left.

      "I'll catch you up," he cried.

      The uncle took the tickets and the train came in and still Dicky had not caught us up.

      "Tiresome boy!" said the uncle; "you don't want to

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