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soon as he was standing, he wished he'd stayed on the nice horizontal sidewalk. His head was spinning dizzily and his mind was being sucked down into the whirlpool. He held on to the post grimly and tried to stay conscious.

      A long time, possibly two or three seconds, passed. Malone hadn't moved at all when the two cops came along.

      One of them was a big man with a brassy voice and a face that looked as if it had been overbaked in a waffle-iron. He came up behind Malone and tapped him on the shoulder, but Malone barely felt the touch. Then the cop bellowed into Malone's ear.

      "What's the matter, buddy?"

      Malone appreciated the man's sympathy. It was good to know that you had friends. But he wished, remotely, that the cop and his friend, a shorter and thinner version of the beat patrolman, would go away and leave him in peace. Maybe he could lie down on the sidewalk again and get a couple of hundred years' rest.

      Who could tell?

      "Mallri," he said.

      "You're all right?" the big cop said. "That's fine. That's great. So why don't you go home and sleep it off?"

      "Sleep?" Malone said. "Home?"

      "Wherever you live, buddy," the big cop said. "Come on. Can't stand around on the sidewalk all night."

      Malone shook his head, and decided at once never to do it again. He had some kind of rare disease, he realized. His brain was loose, and the inside of his skull was covered with sandpaper. Every time his head moved, the brain jounced against some of the sandpaper.

      But the policeman thought he was drunk. That wasn't right. He couldn't let the police get the wrong impression of FBI agents. Now the man would go around telling people that the FBI was always drunk and disorderly.

      "Not drunk," he said clearly.

      "Sure," the big cop said. "You're fine. Maybe just one too many, huh?"

      "No," Malone said. The effort exhausted him and he had to catch his breath before he could say anything else. But the cops waited patiently. At last he said: "Somebody slugged me."

      "Slugged?" the big cop said.

      "Right." Malone remembered just in time not to nod his head.

      "How about a description, buddy?" the big cop said.

      "Didn't see him," Malone said. He let go of the post with one hand, keeping a precarious grip with the other. He stared at his watch. The hands danced back and forth, but he focused on them after a while. It was 1:05. "Happened just—a few minutes ago," he said. "Maybe you can catch him."

      The big cop said: "Nobody around here. The place is deserted—except for you, buddy." He paused and then added: "Let's see some identification, huh? Or did he take your wallet?"

      Malone thought about getting the wallet, and decided against it. The motions required would be a little tricky, and he wasn't sure he could manage them without letting go of the post entirely. At last he decided to let the cop get his wallet. "Inside coat pocket," he said.

      The other policeman blinked and looked up. His face was a studied blank. "Hey, buddy," he said. "You know you got blood on your head?"

      The big cop said: "Sam's right. You're bleeding, mister."

      "Good," Malone said.

      The big cop said: "Huh?"

      "I thought maybe my skull was going to explode from high blood pressure," Malone said. It was beginning to be a little easier to talk. "But as long as there's a slow leak, I guess I'm out of danger."

      "Get his wallet," the smaller cop—Sam—said. "I'll watch him."

      A hand went into Malone's jacket pocket. It tickled a little bit, but Malone didn't think of objecting. Naturally enough, the hand and Malone's wallet did not make an instant connection. When the hand touched the bulky object strapped near Malone's armpit it stopped, frozen, and then cautiously snaked the object out.

      "What's that, Bill?" Sam said.

      Bill looked up with the object in his hand. He seemed a little dazed. "It's a gun," he said.

      "The guy's heeled!" Sam said. "Watch him! Don't let him get away!"

      Malone considered getting away, and decided that he couldn't move. "It's O.K.," he said.

      "O.K., hell," Sam said. "It's a .44 Magnum. What are you doing with a gun, Mac?" He was no longer polite and friendly. "Why you carrying a gun?" he said.

      "I'm not carrying it," Malone said tiredly. "Bill is. Your pal."

      Bill backed away from Malone, putting the Magnum in his pocket and keeping the FBI agent covered with his own Police Positive. At the same time, he fished out the personal radio every patrolman carried in his uniform, and began calling for a prowl car in a low, somewhat nervous voice.

      Sam said: "A gun. He could of shot everybody."

      "Get his wallet," Bill said. "He can't hurt you now. I disarmed him."

      Malone began to feel slightly dangerous. Maybe he was a famous gangster. He wasn't sure. Maybe all this about being an FBI agent was just a figment of his imagination. Blows on the head did funny things. "I'll drill everybody full of holes," he said in a harsh, underworld sort of voice, but it didn't sound very convincing. Sam approached him gently and fished out his wallet with great care, as if Malone were a ticking bomb ready to go off any second.

      There was a little silence. Then Sam said: "Give him his gun back, Bill," in a hushed and respectful tone.

      "Give him back his gun?" the big cop said. "You gone nuts, Sam?"

      Sam shook his head slowly. "Nope," he said. "But we made a terrible mistake. Know who this guy is?"

      "He's heeled," Bill said. "That's all I want to know." He put the radio away and gave all his attention to Malone.

      "He's FBI," Sam said. "The wallet says so. Badge and everything. And not only that, Bill. He's Kenneth J. Malone."

      Well, Malone thought with relief, that settled that. He wasn't a gangster after all. He was just the FBI agent he had always known and loved. Maybe now the cops would do something about his head and take him away for burial.

      "Malone?" Bill said. "You mean the guy who's here about all those red Cadillacs?"

      "Sure," Sam said. "So give him his gun back." He looked at Malone. "Listen, Mr. Malone," he said. "We're sorry. We're sorry as hell."

      "That's all right," Malone said absently. He moved his head slowly and looked around. His suspicions were confirmed. There wasn't a red Cadillac anywhere in sight, and from the looks of the street there never had been. "It's gone," he said, but the cops weren't listening.

      "We better get you to a hospital," Bill said. "As soon as the prowl car gets here we'll take you right on down to St. Vincent's. Can you tell us what happened? Or is it—classified?"

      Malone wondered what could be classified about a blow on the head, and decided not to think about it. "I can tell you," he said, "if you'll answer one question for me."

      "Sure, Mr. Malone," Bill said. "We'll be glad to help."

      "Anything at all," Sam said.

      Malone gave them what he hoped was a gracious and condescending smile. "All right, then," he said. "Where the hell am I?"

      "In New York," Sam said.

      "I know that," Malone said tiredly. "Anywhere in particular, or just sort of all over New York?"

      "Ninth Street," Bill said hurriedly. "Near the Village. Is that where you were when they slugged you?"

      "I guess so," Malone said. "Sure." He nodded, and immediately remembered that he shouldn't have. He closed his eyes until the pain had softened to agony, and then opened them again. "I was getting pretty tired of sitting around waiting for something to break on this case," he said, "and I couldn't sleep, so I went out for a walk.

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