LITMIR.BIZ

      I

      The Old Man's Sister

      The weekly mail had just arrived at the Flying U ranch. Shorty, who had made the trip to Dry Lake on horseback that afternoon, tossed the bundle to the “Old Man” and was halfway to the stable when he was called back peremptorily.

      “Shorty! O-h-h, Shorty! Hi!”

      Shorty kicked his steaming horse in the ribs and swung round in the path, bringing up before the porch with a jerk.

      “Where's this letter been?” demanded the Old Man, with some excitement. James G. Whitmore, cattleman, would have been greatly surprised had he known that his cowboys were in the habit of calling him the Old Man behind his back. James G. Whitmore did not consider himself old, though he was constrained to admit, after several hours in the saddle, that rheumatism had searched him out—because of his fourteen years of roughing it, he said. Also, there was a place on the crown of his head where the hair was thin, and growing thinner every day of his life, though he did not realize it. The thin spot showed now as he stood in the path, waving a square envelope aloft before Shorty, who regarded it with supreme indifference.

      Not so Shorty's horse. He rolled his eyes till the whites showed, snorted and backed away from the fluttering, white object.

      “Doggone it, where's this been?” reiterated James G., accusingly.

      “How the devil do I know?” retorted Shorty, forcing his horse nearer. “In the office, most likely. I got it with the rest to-day.”

      “It's two weeks old,” stormed the Old Man. “I never knew it to fail—if a letter says anybody's coming, or you're to hurry up and go somewhere to meet somebody, that letter's the one that monkeys around and comes when the last dog's hung. A letter asking yuh if yuh don't want to get rich in ten days sellin' books, or something, 'll hike along out here in no time. Doggone it!”

      “You got a hurry-up order to go somewhere?” queried Shorty, mildly sympathetic.

      “Worse than that,” groaned James G. “My sister's coming out to spend the summer—t'-morrow. And no cook but Patsy—and she can't eat in the mess house—and the house like a junk shop!”

      “It looks like you was up against it, all right,” grinned Shorty. Shorty was a sort of foreman, and was allowed much freedom of speech.

      “Somebody's got to meet her—you have Chip catch up the creams so he can go. And send some of the boys up here to help me hoe out a little. Dell ain't used to roughing it; she's just out of a medical school—got her diploma, she was telling me in the last letter before this. She'll be finding microbes by the million in this old shack. You tell Patsy I'll be late to supper—and tell him to brace up and cook something ladies like—cake and stuff. Patsy'll know. I'd give a dollar to get that little runt in the office—”

      But Shorty, having heard all that it was important to know, was clattering down the long slope again to the stable. It was supper time, and Shorty was hungry. Also, there was news to tell, and he was curious to see how the boys would take it. He was just turning loose the horse when supper was called. He hurried back up the hill to the mess house, performed hasty ablutions in the tin wash basin on the bench beside the door, scrubbed his face dry on the roller towel, and took his place at the long table within.

      “Any mail for me?” Jack Bates looked up from emptying the third spoon of sugar into his coffee.

      “Naw—she didn't write this time, Jack.” Shorty reached a long arm for the “Mulligan stew.”

      “How's the dance coming on?” asked Cal Emmett.

      “I guess it's a go, all right. They've got them coons engaged to play. The hotel's fixing for a big crowd, if the weather holds like this. Chip, Old Man wants you to catch up the creams, after supper; you've got to meet the train to-morrow.”

      “Which train?” demanded Chip, looking up. “Is old Dunk coming?”

      “The noon train. No, he didn't say nothing about Dunk. He wants a bunch of you fellows to go up and hoe out the White House and slick it up for comp'ny—got to be done t'-night. And Patsy, Old Man says for you t' git a move on and cook something fit to eat; something that ain't plum full uh microbes.”

      Shorty became suddenly engaged in cooling his coffee, enjoying the varied emotions depicted on the faces of the boys.

      “Who's coming?”

      “What's up?”

      Shorty took two leisurely gulps before he answered:

      “Old Man's sister's coming out to stay all summer—and then some, maybe. Be here to-morrow, he said.”

      “Gee whiz! Is she pretty?” This from Cal Emmett.

      “Hope she ain't over fifty.” This from Jack Bates.

      “Hope she ain't one of them four-eyed school-ma'ams,” added Happy Jack—so called to distinguish him from Jack Bates, and also because of his dolorous visage.

      “Why can't some one else haul her out?” began Chip. “Cal would like that job—and he's sure welcome to it.”

      “Cal's too dangerous. He'd have the old girl dead in love before he got her over the first ridge, with them blue eyes and that pretty smile of his'n. It's up to you, Splinter—Old Man said so.”

      “She'll be dead safe with Chip. HE won't make love to her,” retorted Cal.

      “Wonder how old she is,” repeated Jack Bates, half emptying the syrup pitcher into his plate. Patsy had hot biscuits for supper, and Jack's especial weakness was hot biscuits and maple syrup.

      “As to her age,” remarked Shorty, “it's a cinch she ain't no spring chicken, seeing she's the Old Man's sister.”

      “Is she a schoolma'am?” Happy Jack's distaste for schoolma'ams dated from his tempestuous introduction to the A B C's, with their daily accompaniment of a long, thin ruler.

      “No, she ain't a schoolma'am. She's a darn sight worse. She's a doctor.”

      “Aw,

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