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ON LENDING A PUNCH-BOWL

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      This "punch-bowl" was, according to old family tradition, a caudle-cup. It is a massive piece of silver, its cherubs and other ornaments of coarse repousse work, and has two handles like a loving-cup, by which it was held, or passed from guest to guest.

      THIS ancient silver bowl of mine, it tells of good old times,

       Of joyous days and jolly nights, and merry Christmas times;

       They were a free and jovial race, but honest, brave, and true,

       Who dipped their ladle in the punch when this old bowl was new.

      A Spanish galleon brought the bar—so runs the ancient tale;

       'T was hammered by an Antwerp smith, whose arm was like a flail;

       And now and then between the strokes, for fear his strength should fail,

       He wiped his brow and quaffed a cup of good old Flemish ale.

      'T was purchased by an English squire to please his loving dame,

       Who saw the cherubs, and conceived a longing for the same;

       And oft as on the ancient stock another twig was found,

       'T was filled with candle spiced and hot, and handed smoking round.

      But, changing hands, it reached at length a Puritan divine,

       Who used to follow Timothy, and take a little wine,

       But hated punch and prelacy; and so it was, perhaps,

       He went to Leyden, where he found conventicles and schnapps.

      And then, of course, you know what's next: it left the Dutchman's shore

       With those that in the Mayflower came—a hundred souls and more—

       Along with all the furniture, to fill their new abodes—

       To judge by what is still on hand, at least a hundred loads.

      'T was on a dreary winter's eve, the night was closing, dim,

       When brave Miles Standish took the bowl, and filled it to the brim;

       The little Captain stood and stirred the posset with his sword,

       And all his sturdy men-at-arms were ranged about the board.

      He poured the fiery Hollands in—the man that never feared—

       He took a long and solemn draught, and wiped his yellow beard;

       And one by one the musketeers—the men that fought and prayed—

       All drank as 't were their mother's milk, and not a man afraid.

      That night, affrighted from his nest, the screaming eagle flew,

       He heard the Pequot's ringing whoop, the soldier's wild halloo;

       And there the sachem learned the rule he taught to kith and kin,

       Run from the white man when you find he smells of "Hollands gin!"

      A hundred years, and fifty more, had spread their leaves and snows,

       A thousand rubs had flattened down each little cherub's nose,

       When once again the bowl was filled, but not in mirth or joy—

       'T was mingled by a mother's hand to cheer her parting boy.

      Drink, John, she said, 't will do you good—poor child,

       you'll never bear

       This working in the dismal trench, out in the midnight air;

       And if—God bless me!—you were hurt, 't would keep away the chill.

       So John did drink—and well he wrought that night at Bunker's Hill!

      I tell you, there was generous warmth in good old English cheer;

       I tell you, 't was a pleasant thought to bring its symbol here.

       'T is but the fool that loves excess; hast thou a drunken soul?

       Thy bane is in thy shallow skull, not in my silver bowl!

      I love the memory of the past—its pressed yet fragrant flowers—

       The moss that clothes its broken walls, the ivy on its towers;

       Nay, this poor bauble it bequeathed—my eyes grow moist and dim,

       To think of all the vanished joys that danced around its brim.

      Then fill a fair and honest cup, and bear it straight to me;

       The goblet hallows all it holds, whate'er the liquid be;

       And may the cherubs on its face protect me from the sin

       That dooms one to those dreadful words—"My dear, where HAVE you been?"

A SONG

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      FOR THE CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION OF HARVARD COLLEGE, 1836

      This song, which I had the temerity to sing myself (felix auda-cia, Mr. Franklin Dexter had the goodness to call it), was sent in a little too late to be printed with the official account of the celebration. It was written at the suggestion of Dr. Jacob Bigelow, who thought the popular tune "The Poacher's Song" would be a good model for a lively ballad or ditty. He himself wrote the admirable Latin song to be found in the record of the meeting.

      WHEN the Puritans came over

       Our hills and swamps to clear,

       The woods were full of catamounts,

       And Indians red as deer,

       With tomahawks and scalping-knives,

       That make folks' heads look queer;

       Oh the ship from England used to bring

       A hundred wigs a year!

      The crows came cawing through the air

       To pluck the Pilgrims' corn,

       The bears came snuffing round the door

       Whene'er a babe was born,

       The rattlesnakes were bigger round

       Than the but of the old rams horn

       The deacon blew at meeting time

       On every "Sabbath" morn.

      But soon they knocked the wigwams down,

       And pine-tree trunk and limb

       Began to sprout among the leaves

       In shape of steeples slim;

       And out the little wharves were stretched

       Along the ocean's rim,

       And up the little school-house shot

       To keep the boys in trim.

      And when at length the College rose,

       The sachem cocked his eye

       At every tutor's meagre ribs

       Whose coat-tails whistled by

       But when the Greek and Hebrew words

       Came tumbling from his jaws,

       The copper-colored children all

       Ran screaming to the squaws.

      And who was on the Catalogue

       When college was begun?

       Two nephews of the President,

       And the Professor's son;

       (They

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