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      It was curious that, of all the people in the office, the person who had the deepest understanding and respect for him was John T. Brill. Mr. Brill was a huge creature of elemental desires and passions: a river of profanity rushed from his mouth with the relentless sweep and surge of the Mississippi, he could no more have spoken without swearing than a whale could swim in a frog-pond — he swore at everything, at everyone, and with every breath, casually and unconsciously, and yet when he addressed Bascom his oath was always impersonal and tinged subtly by a feeling of respect.

      Thus, he would speak to Uncle Bascom somewhat in this fashion: “God-damn it, Pentland, did you ever look up the title for that stuff in Maiden? That feller’s been callin’ up every day to find out about it.”

      “Which fellow?” Bascom asked precisely. “The man from Cambridge?’”

      “No,” said Mr. Brill, “not him, the other son of a bitch, the Dorchester feller. How the hell am I goin’ to tell him anything if there’s no goddamn title for the stuff?”

      Profane and typical as this speech was, it was always shaded nicely with impersonality toward Bascom — conscious to the full of the distinction between “damn IT” and “damn YOU.” Toward his other colleagues, however, Mr. Brill was neither nice nor delicate.

      Brill was an enormous man physically: he was six feet two or three inches tall, and his weight was close to three hundred pounds. He was totally bald, his skull was a gleaming satiny pink; above his great red moon of face, with its ponderous and pendulous jowls, it looked almost egg-shaped. And in the heavy, deliberate, and powerful timbre of his voice there was always lurking this burble of exultant, gargantuan obscenity: it was so obviously part of the structure of his life, so obviously his only and natural means of expression, that it was impossible to condemn him. His epithet was limited and repetitive — but so, too, was Homer’s, and, like Homer, he saw no reason for changing what had already been used and found good.

      He was a lewd and innocent man. Like Bascom, by comparison with these other people, he seemed to belong to some earlier, richer and grander period of the earth, and perhaps this was why there was more actual kinship and understanding between them than between any of the other members of the office. These other people — Friedman, Brill’s daughter Muriel, and Ward — belonged to the myriads of the earth, to those numberless swarms that with ceaseless pullulation fill the streets of life with their grey immemorable tides. But Brill and Bascom were men in a thousand, a million: if one had seen them in a crowd he would have looked after them, if one had talked with them, he could never have forgotten them.

      It is rare in modern life that one sees a man who can express himself with such complete and abundant certainty as Brill did — completely and without doubt or confusion. It is true that his life expressed itself chiefly by three gestures — by profanity, by his great roar of full-throated, earth-shaking laughter, and by flatulence, an explosive comment on existence which usually concluded and summarized his other means of expression.

      Although the other people in the office laughed heartily at this soaring rhetoric of obscenity, it sometimes proved too much for Uncle Bascom. When this happened he would either leave the office immediately or stump furiously into his own little cupboard that seemed silted over with the dust of twenty years, slamming the door behind him so violently that the thin partition rattled, and then stand for a moment pursing his lips, and convolving his features with incredible speed, and shaking his gaunt head slightly from side to side, until at length he whispered in a tone of passionate disgust and revulsion: “Oh, BAD! BAD! BAD! By every GESTURE! by every ACT! he betrays the BOOR, the VULGARIAN! Can you imagine”— here his voice sank even lower in its scale of passionate whispering repugnance —“can you for one MOMENT imagine a man of BREEDING and the social graces breaking wind publicly? — And before his own daughter. Oh, BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD!”

      And in the silence, while Uncle Bascom stood shaking his head in its movement of downcast and convulsive distaste, they could hear, suddenly, the ripping noise Brill would make as his pungent answer to all the world — and his great bellow of throaty laughter. Later on, if Bascom had to consult him on any business, he would open his door abruptly, walk out into Brill’s office clutching his hands together at his waist, and with disgust still carved upon his face, say: “Well, sir. . . . If you have concluded your morning devotions,” here his voice sank to a bitter snarl, “we might get down to the transaction of some of the day’s business.”

      “Why, Reverend!” Brill roared. “You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!”

      And the great choking bellow of laughter would burst from him again, rattling the windows with its power as he hurled his great weight backward, with complete abandon, in his creaking swivel-chair.

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      It was obvious that he liked to tease the old man, and never lost an opportunity of doing so: for example, if anyone gave Uncle Bascom a cigar, Brill would exclaim with an air of innocent surprise: “Why, REVEREND, you’re not going to smoke that, are you?”

      “Why, certainly,” Bascom said tartly. “That is the purpose for which it was intended, isn’t it?”

      “Why, yes,” said Brill, “but you know how they make ’em, don’t you? I didn’t think you’d touch it after some dirty old Spaniard has wiped his old hands all over it — yes! an’ SPIT upon it, too, because that’s what they do!”

      “Ah!” Bascom snarled contemptuously. “You don’t know what you’re talking about! There is nothing cleaner than good tobacco! Finest and healthiest plant on earth! No question about it!”

      “Well,” said Brill, “I’ve learned something. We live and learn, Reverend. You’ve taught me somethin’ worth knowing: when it’s free it’s clean; when you have to pay for it it stinks like hell!” He pondered heavily for a moment, and the burble began to play about in his great throat: “And by God!” he concluded, “tobacco’s not the only thing that applies to, either. Not by a damned sight!”

      Again, one morning when his nephew was there, Bascom cleared his throat portentously, coughed, and suddenly said to him: “Now, Eugene, my boy, you are going to have lunch with me today. There’s no question about it whatever!” This was astonishing news, for he had never before invited the youth to eat with him when he came to his office, although the boy had been to his house for dinner many times. “Yes, sir!” said Bascom, with an air of conviction and satisfaction. “I have thought it all over. There is a splendid establishment in the basement of this building — small, of course, but everything clean and of the highest order! It is conducted by an Irish gentleman whom I have known for many years. Finest people on earth: no question about it!”

      It was an astonishing and momentous occasion; the boy knew how infrequently he went to a restaurant. Having made his decision, Uncle Bascom immediately stepped into the outer offices and began to discuss and publish his intentions with the greatest satisfaction.

      “Yes, sir!” he said in a precise tone, smacking his lips in a ruminant fashion, and addressing himself to everyone rather than to a particular person. “We shall go in and take our seats in the regular way, and I shall then give appropriate instructions to one of the attendants —” again he smacked his lips as he pronounced this word with such an indescribable air of relish that immediately the boy’s mouth began to water, and the delicious pangs of appetite and hunger began to gnaw his vitals —“I shall say: ‘This is my nephew, a young man now enrolled at Harvard Un-i-ver-sit-tee!’"— here Bascom smacked his lips together again with that same maddening air of relish —”‘Yes, sir’ (I shall say!)—‘You are to fulfil his order without STINT, without DELAY, and without QUESTION, and to the UTMOST of your ability’"— he howled, wagging his great bony forefinger through the air —“As for myself,” he declared abruptly, “I shall take nothing. Good Lord, no!” he said with a scornful laugh. “I wouldn’t touch a thing they had to offer. You couldn’t pay me to: I shouldn’t sleep for a month if I did. But you, my boy!” he howled, turning suddenly upon his nephew, “— are to have everything your heart desires! Everything, everything, everything!” He made an inclusive gesture with his long arms; then closed his

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