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Silly Stories! Fairy tales for children. Madelaine
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isbn 9785005306951
Автор произведения Madelaine
Жанр Современная русская литература
Издательство Издательские решения
And a local village boy, about 18 years old, watched all this from the elderberry bushes (he went over the raspberry-berry, and he froze by the elderberry bush). They come out of the water, several. They sit at the edge of it, build sandcastles. Looks, and one has a black tail! «Dirty or what?» – he did not believe his eyes at first. And so, it really was. She sat down with her friends, which means building a castle at the edge of the sand. Ponytail there pranks and pays attention to nothing. As if everything is as it should be with the tail.
They sat with their girlfriends and went to their apartments. And in the village, since then, the tale has gone about the fact that mermaids have black and even… dirty tails.
St. Petersburg fairy tale
In the glorious city of St. Petersburg, in a communal apartment, lived a doctor and teacher by vocation: Boryusik and Zinochka. They loved to walk along the embankments of the Neva, relax under the pavements, watching the circles from the tourists’ coins disperse on the water, and then (when they leave) – dive after them. In the middle of summer, they went to the beach on the Baltic Sea, took crayfish and beer with them – they had a cultural rest.
Then Zinochka was fired from her job as a teacher, but Boryusik still held on and treated people in the emergency room. There was not enough money in the family. Zinochka began to miss beautiful dresses. Boryusik began to drink out of grief right with the patients in the emergency room! Zinochka was very good in beautiful dresses – they could not refuse!
In the evenings, they still walked along the embankments, and for the summer they were preparing an air mattress. Until one day, during one of either a swim, or counting circles in the water from coins thrown by tourists, the head of a green snake appeared from the dark waters of the Fontanka. It was already late and there were no tourists or passers-by on the embankment covered with frost. Nobody except Boryusik and Zinochka. Boryusik did not expect anything like this, was taken aback and grabbed Zinochka by the hand. The impudent Green Snake began to beat the dark waters with its tail. «What is Leslie?» – Boryusik did not immediately realize what was happening. Yes, it was too late to think! The monster dived into the canal and only a slight ripple of the water on the surface indicated that somewhere there, under the dark water column, something was floating.
So Boryusik and Zinochka met the Green Snake from the St. Petersburg Canal. Oh, God forbid anyone to see this! And even hear! Especially often the Serpent appears in the snowy winter, then the water in the channel became all white. He is still there. It cannot swim to Moscow through the channels.
About three civilizations
There are rumors in scientific circles that if there were no people as they are, there would be a Mole People Civilization. That would live underground, mainly mining fuel. Until they began to use the planet as a spaceship, too lazy to get out. They would fly in the Universe, aligning with other Suns. When leaving the surface of the Earth’s Sun without dark glasses, they would be blind. All around, in the ground and on it, there would be pieces of iron, there would be large, massive sculptures of it in parks.
There are also rumors in scientific circles about what would happen to people if Darwin’s theory and the development of mankind went wrong. They suggest the following about what would happen to people. There would be a Civilization of flying people. Evolution would have gone differently. The monkeys would grow wings. The men would have had monkey legs in their hair. And women would decorate feathers and wings with bows. They would build white round houses in the sky like nests.
And there are also rumors in scientific circles that the development of civilization could go like this. There would be a Civilization of people-fish, amphibians. They would turn the whole earth into a cluster of aquariums. Sometimes some of them would fight and they would die on land in cities.
Like this.
Preventive fairy tale about an Alien, for girls
In one anomalous area from the «star» have landed a troop of aliens. It was a long time ago, back in the USSR. One alien has landed, looks… everyone around you can see panties from under the dresses! «What is it? – she thinks, – the Soviet Union – nothing like that. "Does not understand. But she began to show her panties. Yes, she showed so well that she was invited to the casting as a model. She works, tries. There is not enough money, of course. An adult actress moonlights. Modified until it became super-mega famous and popular. And from her mouth, the tubes grew, so, outwardly nothing of the kind is visible, only the stomach is a little puffy sometimes, where they were not noticeably located in a calm state. She then killed all other models and actresses in a computer game with these tubes. And she brought her alien friends to the casting. This is how everything that you see alien became, the magazine «Cosmopolitan» appeared. And in it there are entirely some alien models (they are also adult actresses).
You girls can’t do that and don’t even try. Only aliens can. Here it is the moral of the tale – preventive.
The most amazing compensation for moral damage
Once, Nadezhda Nikolaevna went to court. Where she was denied a claim. And I had to go to a higher-standing court. Where she was also denied. And then to another. Where the same, the truth could not be achieved. Nadezhda Nikolaevna despaired. She did not want to eat, drink, did not read her favorite constitution and the Civil Procedure Code, did not want to read the International Legislative Acts. However, she did not like to read them before. She only went to that place on the hill, which was considered an anomalous zone, where UFO ships often landed. I wandered for a long time, picking berries and forest flowers. She made bouquets of flowers, and delicious jam for tea from berries, which has already passed winter.
Once she was pensively sitting on a tree stump and twirling a piece of paper in her hands, which was incomprehensibly found in the pocket of her coat (from some court session). And then I went home.
The next day, already approaching her favorite stump, she suspected something was wrong. The blades of grass along the path lay neatly arranged in rows, in a circle and pattern, and my head ached a little. There was a rainbow over the hill, but there was no rain. But despite all this fabulous nonsense, she reached the stump. And under it I found a mountain of gold ingots, they were laid like bricks in even rows, and Nadezhda’s eyes went up in surprise. When (and this took not a month) Nadezhda handed over the gold she found to the bank and bailed out the money for it, the amount turned out to be exactly what she claimed in her claims, with all zeros.
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