The Things We Do For Love - Margot Early Mills & Boon Cherish

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oil. Their lives had been full of these instances of Clare supposedly “knowing” things were going to happen. Like the time she’d made them pack up from fishing because Bridget had broken her arm. “Bridget’s been hurt. We have to go home,” she’d said.

      He’d found these announcements aggravating, because she always expected him to act on them. And coincidence had made her nearly always right.

      If it wasn’t coincidence, there was a scientific explanation of which he was unaware. Whenever he told her that, Clare said matter-of-factly, “Of course, there is.” Clare’s point of view was that she had “the sight,” but that there was a scientific explanation for this gift.

      Nonetheless, David’s physician’s mind did not stretch to encompass love potions that worked. The love potions were snake oil, and they appeared to “work” because people who were so determinedly in love that they would try such things could often get their way anyhow. And then there was the placebo effect, with all its variations, including the power of positive thinking. The strength of human belief could account for the supposed “success” of the love potions.

      David hefted a box of phone books. On the off chance that a victim was on her way—usually it was women who went in for love potions—he preferred not to meet the person. Or be seen anywhere around Clare at the time. His city council seat was up for election again, and the council was having credibility problems as it was; damned if he’d let association with a dispenser of love draughts scupper his chances. He told his ex-wife, “You might think of me.”

      “I do,” she said, misunderstanding. “You need the exercise.”

      “LET’S TAKE ANOTHER CALL now. We’ve got Julie on the line. Hi, Julie.”

      Mary Anne had switched on the radio as she started her car to drive herself and Cameron to Clare Cureux’s house in Myrtle Hollow and obtain a love potion. Hearing the detested voice of her least favorite person, she reached out to turn the radio off again.

      “Don’t touch that dial,” Cameron said, batting her hand away.

      “Hi, Graham.” It was a shy-sounding, young-sounding female voice. “It’s about my fiancé.”

      “You’re engaged. Great! That lucky guy.”

      “The hypocrite,” said Mary Anne. “I don’t think he’s ever asked out the same woman twice.”

      “He’s waiting for the real thing,” Cameron insisted, undoubtedly partly in jest.

      “Thanks,” the radio caller said, sounding so sweet that Mary Anne herself listened attentively for her problem, the problem the young woman expected to resolve by listening to Life—with Dr. Graham Corbett, which Mary Anne thought of as Get a Life. “Well, we’ve been engaged six months and we’re planning to be married at Christmas, and I totally love my fiancé, but he does this little thing that kind of bugs me. He says these things. I know he thinks he’s being funny, but he really hurts my feelings. Like I’m a little overweight but I’m not superfat, and I was showing him a wedding dress in a Brides magazine, and he asked if it comes in plus sizes.”

      “Creep,” Cameron hissed.

      “That’s not very nice,” Graham remarked, sounding compassionate.

      From the man who says I have an ass that’s made for radio, Mary Anne reflected. You sorry piece of work.

      “And I’m an English teacher, but I really want to write short stories, and I sent some in, trying to get published, and he says, ‘Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.’”

      “Have you told him how these comments make you feel?”

      “Yes. He says I’m oversensitive.”

      Graham made a thoughtful sound. “Julie, I want you to do something for me. I want you to think about how you feel when he says these things. Then, I’d like you to close your eyes…Got them closed?”

      It was the intimate older-brother tone that listeners seemed to love. Knowing how little relation it bore to the real Graham Corbett, Mary Anne found it pretty hard to take.

      “Yes,” said the girl who was engaged to a jerk.

      Beside Mary Anne, Cameron had her eyes closed.

      “Just imagine spending the rest of your life with someone who says things that make you feel that way.”

      The poor girl made a slightly distraught sound. Cameron echoed it.

      Mary Anne said, “I can’t believe you buy in to his act.”

      “Shh!”

      “Now, let’s try a different experiment,” Graham said. “Imagine how you would feel with someone who loves you so much that he wouldn’t dream of saying anything that could hurt your feelings. This is going to be a self-confident guy, so he doesn’t need to make himself feel strong by making you feel rotten. He’s going to say things like, ‘I can just imagine you in that dress. You will look so beautiful. But you’re always beautiful to me. I love you so much. I cannot wait till you’re my wife.’”

      Mary Anne was not sentimental, but she had to admit that Graham was on the money with this one, and he certainly had a gift for conveying such sentiments in a way that sucked in the female audience.

      Beside her, Cameron sighed.

      “It’s all lies, Cam. That’s not what he’s really like. Trust me.”

      “Shh! This is therapeutic for me. It keeps me from being a godless man-hater.”

      “Yeah,” Julie said softly. “Okay. I see.”

      “Julie, you don’t seem oversensitive to me, but this clown does seem under sensitive. He has some growing up to do, and I’d make sure he does it before you get to the altar.”

      “Amen,” Mary Anne said. “Or else you’ll end up with someone who says you’ve got an ass made for radio.”

      “Who said that?” Cameron asked, eyes suddenly wide and vigilant, turning in her seat.

      Mary Anne’s cell phone rang. Knowing that up in Myrtle Hollow she might not have reception, she pulled over near the historic Henlawson Bridge and answered.

      “Mary Anne Drew.”

      “Hi, Mary Anne, this is Jonathan.”

      “Jonathan.” Why was he calling? She wouldn’t be recording her next essay until the following Tuesday. This was Thursday.

      “Hey, Angie and I are engaged, and we’re having a little party upstairs at the station Saturday night. I wanted to make sure you’re there. Angie wants to meet you.”

      His words jolted her. Thinking she might throw up from the emotional impact of hearing him say he was engaged, Mary Anne managed to answer, “Thanks, Jona than. I’ll be there.”

      “Great. See you then.”

      She shut the phone, closing her eyes and trying to imagine Jonathan Hale telling her that she was always beautiful to him.

      Cameron lifted her eyebrows.

      Mary Anne repeated what he said.

      “A party?” Cameron echoed. “People drink things at parties.”

      Mary Anne followed her thought and her mischievous tone to its obvious conclusion. Grimly she put the car in gear, heading for her last hope, for the thing that couldn’t possibly work.

      Myrtle Hollow

      THE HOUSE WAS in fact a cabin. When Mary Anne parked her RAV4 outside, a bearded white-haired man was loading heavy cardboard boxes into a pickup truck. He glanced at the women in the vehicle and she saw a flash of turquoise-blue eyes.

      “That’s Paul’s dad,” Cameron said. “He used to be an obstetrician. He lives in your neighborhood.”

      “David

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