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      Судят человека, который убил старушку с целью ограбления.

      Судья: За что вы убили старушку? У нее в кошельке было всего десять копеек.

      Убийца: Ну и что? Одна старушка – десять копеек, а десять старушек – уже рубль!

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      Старый еврейский анекдот: Рабинович торговал на рынке вареными яйцами. Покупал десяток по рублю, варил и продавал десяток крутых яиц тоже по рублю.

      – Рабинович, – спросили его, – а где гешефт?

      – Навар-то мне остается, – ответил Рабинович.

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