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      His face broke into a grin. “This takes some getting used to!” he exclaimed. And then he did another silly thing. Without thinking, he bent his head to smell the flower.

      Of course it had no scent. That had disappeared as soon as the rose became gold.

      The King became very still for a moment. Roses were his great love … But then he pushed away the tiny regret that had come into his mind. He threw away the golden rose and, with his magic hands firmly out of the way, smelt some others to make himself feel all right again.

      The next thing he thought of was some cash that was in his pocket – common coins of the realm, made of copper and bronze and nickel. He would change those into gold at once – gold like the pirates in his old storybooks used to have – doubloons! And he reached into the pocket of his jacket.

      Instantly a heavy weight fell onto his shoulders so that he was almost pressed to the ground.

      “Good heavens! The jacket’s turned into gold now! I keep forgetting!”

      He had to break the buttons away to get the jacket off, and as it lay all stiff and cold in the grass, gleaming like a suit of armour, the King almost thought for a moment that it had been nicer before.

      He shook himself, feeling the chill breeze without his dear old tweed jacket, his favourite gardening one that he’d had since his wife’s time, and exclaimed aloud, “But how absurd! Now I have all the gold I want, I can buy a new jacket for every day of the year! But of course,” he added thoughtfully, “I shall have to get someone to dress me. H’m. Wonder what old Biffpot’s going to think about all this?”

      It was the first time he had considered what anybody else might think, and his thoughts flew to Delia.

      “Now she’ll see! Now she’ll understand!” he thought gleefully, and looked around for something to turn into gold as a special present for her.

      In the next section of the garden was a fountain with a statue in the middle of it, of a little girl holding a fish. It was made of marble.

      “I’ll turn that statue into a golden doll for my little girl,” he thought. As he reached his hand through the spray to touch the statue, all the drops of water turned into gold too, and fell with little splashes into the pool, where they sank to the bottom and lay among the pebbles.

      Somehow this thrilled the King. “It works for little things, too!” he thought. “Little, ordinary things!” For pure fun, he touched a stone and saw it glitter among its dull fellows on the path, and then turned a humble garden spade into a magnificent artifact of gold that any museum would give its eye-teeth to own.

      “Hooray!” the King cried. “I love this! This is even more fun than the trees! If that old spade were only alive, how proud it would be in the tool-shed among all the other plain ones!” It was a funny thought, and he laughed aloud.

      He was just reaching for the golden statue when a small bird alighted on the rim of the fountain for a drink. It was bright yellow and the king recognised it as one of the palace canaries that must have escaped. Delia was very fond of her birds and the King knew that recapturing this one would please her, so he chirruped to the canary, and held out his finger for the little tame thing to hop onto.

      It was clearly tired of being free. Trustingly, it hopped.

      Hardly had its feet touched Midas’s finger before it fell like a stone into his hand, turned to gold, right to its tipmost wing-feather. It was a very unpleasant feeling, like witnessing sudden death.

      The King was dismayed. “Poor little thing!” he cried. “I didn’t mean it! – Oh, please come back to life – what will Delia say?”

      But the bird lay stiffly in the King’s hand and stared at him with its sightless golden eyes.

      “I really must be a bit more careful,” thought the King. “I can’t just go on doing everything the way I did before. Habit. Everything is habit… Well, I must break some habits, that’s all, it’s a small enough price to pay.”

      He tried to lift the golden statue, but soon realised it would be too heavy for Delia. The touch of it on his fingers gave him a sudden shiver, and he let go of it.

      He was feeling hungry as well as chilly; the sun was going down and it was time for supper. He thought about the lovely lamb chops and fruit and cake and red wine that he’d ordered for his meal, and after just touching another thing or two to cheer himself up again, he headed for the palace.

      “There’s nothing like an afternoon of turning things into gold for giving you an appetite!” he joked to himself, rubbing his magic hands together.

      He hurried to the palace dining-room. The first thing he saw as he walked in was a bowl of beautiful fruits on the table. There were apples and pears and peaches and plums, and even a few late figs. Midas licked his lips and imagined his teeth sinking into one of the figs and crunching on the seeds. Or would one of his hot-house peaches be nicer?

      Unable to make up his mind, he closed his eyes, picked up a piece of fruit, opened his mouth, and took a big bite.

      The next moment the King was shouting and roaring at the top of his voice like an angry lion.

      “Ow! Ow!” he bawled, dancing round the dining-room holding his mouth. “I’ve broken my teeth! I’ve cracked my jaw! OW!”

      A little serving maid came running into the room.

      “Your Majesty, whatever’s the matter?” she cried in alarm.

      “I turned an apple into gold and then hurt my front teeth trying to bite it!” roared the King.

      “Oh, surely not, Your Majesty!” said the little maid.

      “Are you calling me a liar?” shouted the King, red in the face from pain and rage. And he picked up a pear from the dish and threw it at her.

      Luckily it missed, but what it did hit was a large mirror hanging behind her, which it smashed into fragments.

      The King stopped roaring at once.

      “Seven years’ bad luck!” he exclaimed, but the little maid didn’t hear him.

      “Don’t hurt me, Your Majesty!” she cried, hiding her face and running out of the room in tears.

      The King stood looking at his broken mirror and almost wanted to cry himself.

      “I’ve frightened that poor child who only wanted to help me,” he thought remorsefully, “and I’ve broken my lovely mirror that’s been in the family for years. What a silly old man I am.”

      But feeling silly didn’t stop him from feeling hungry, so when a manservant came in to see what was the matter, he found the King sitting at the table (in a gold chair, which surprised the manservant who was certain all the chairs in the palace were made of wood) holding in his hands a gold knife and fork.

      “Who can have laid the table?” thought the servant. “The gold cutlery is only for state banquets!”

      Strangest of all, tucked stiffly into the King’s shirt front was a cloth-of-gold table-napkin.

      “Can I be of any assistance, Sire?” asked the servant, bowing low to hide the look of amazement on his face.

      “Yes you can,” said the King shortly. “I’m

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