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      Hang on a minute. Was that the phone? Quick, let’s go and listen at the top of the stairs. Careful, my door squeaks. If my mum hears us, I’m in real doom.

      “Hello… No, Felicity, you can’t talk to Francesca… no, I’m sorry, she can’t call you back… because Francesca is grounded… I haven’t decided how long for. Possibly for ever…

      “Yes, I’ll tell her you rang…”

      Uh-oh. If my mum’s calling me Francesca, it must be serious. I wish I knew what Brown Owl’s been saying. Do you suppose she’s told them about Kenny and Rosie and the shopping-trolley incident? Or even worse, she might have told them about the letter. Which letter? The letter we sent Dishy Dave from Brown Owl, of course. That was definitely not my idea. I knew from the beginning that was a mistake.

      But the problem was, we needed to get Dave and Brown Owl together and it wasn’t going to be easy. As far as we knew they’d never even set eyes on each other. But we had to start somewhere, so we decided to start with Dave.

      Every time he saw us around school he kept on asking us if there was any word from Pamela yet, and telling us he was keeping Saturday free, and other silly things. So we decided we’d tell him about this person we knew, this grown-up friend of ours called Madeline, who really wanted to meet him.

      We didn’t tell him she was our Brown Owl. As Kenny said, someone who wants to go out with Pamela Anderson might not be interested if he knows she runs the Brownies.

      “So, what’s this friend like?” he asked.

      “Nice,” we all said in chorus.

      He rolled his eyes. “What does she do?”

      “She works in a bank,” said Felicity. That seemed OK.

      “How old is she?”

      “About your age,” said Kenny, quick as a flash. Dave didn’t look convinced.

      “She’s got her own car,” I said. He seemed impressed by that.

      Then he asked us what she looked like. OK, so perhaps we exaggerated a bit, but like my grandma says, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

      We got stuck when he asked us what music she was into. We hadn’t a clue.

      “Blur, Oasis, I think,” said Felicity. Even I knew that was a mistake.

      “That’s kids’ stuff,” said Dave, pulling a face.

      “No, she’s got it wrong,” said Kenny. “I think she likes… classical music.”

      He pulled an even worse face.

      “It could be country and western,” I said. His face lit up.

      “That’s right. It was country and western,” said Kenny. “I remember now.”

      “At least she’s got good taste in music,” said Dave. We all nodded enthusiastically.

      By now Dave was looking seriously interested, but the whistle had gone for lessons. We headed back to the classroom.

      Felicity said, “I didn’t know Brown Owl liked country and western.”

      Honestly, what is she like? She can be so dozy sometimes.

      But we knew Dave was interested because after that he stopped mentioning Pamela Anderson every time he saw us and started asking how Madeline was. Felicity was so convinced we’d got it sorted that she started doing little drawings of what kind of bridesmaid’s dresses we would all wear.

      “Look, don’t bank on it,” I said. “We still haven’t talked to Brown Owl.”

      That night it was Brownies. Our Brownie pack meets in the church hall on a Thursday night. It’s not a very big pack but there are four sixes. Me and Kenny and Fliss are all sixers. Lyndz is my seconder and Rosie has joined Kenny’s six. At the moment we’re all working on our Brownie Highway. It’s the last of our Brownie journeys. Some of us are nearly old enough to leave Brownies. We’re writing a play and making puppets with Snowy Owl. We’re supposed to be doing a puppet show for our mums and dads, but it’s taken us weeks just to make the puppets.

      We were all sitting round a table and Brown Owl came over to see how we were getting on. She sat down with us, so I grabbed the opportunity. I pretended to be dead laid back.

      “Brown Owl, what kind of music d’you like?”

      “All sorts,” she said.

      “But what’s your favourite?”

      She shrugged. “Jazz… opera…”

      “Opera?” I said.

      “Don’t you like Oasis?” said Lyndz.

      “I’ve never heard them,” said Brown Owl. Lyndsey’s jaw dropped.

      “What about country and western?” said Kenny, desperately.

      “Yes, it’s OK. I like all sorts.”

      We let out a sigh of relief.

      “Brown Owl, how old are you?” Felicity asked.

      “Felicity!” said Snowy Owl, shocked.

      “Never you mind,” said Brown Owl, smiling. “It’s not polite to ask a lady her age.”

      Fliss said, “Sorry.”

      “I

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