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for Cats,” Mary E. Wilkins Freeman’s “The Cat,” nonfiction compilations celebrating “Cat Sagacity” and “Cat Anecdotes,” and much more besides.

      So, settle back in your chair, your couch, and your bed, cat-lovers everywhere, and enjoy this third selection of frisky feline tales!

      —Robert Reginald & Mary Wickizer Burgess, 8 Oct. 2013

      THE CHESHIRE CAT, from ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND, by Lewis Carroll

      Alice opened the door and went in. The door led right into a large kitchen, which was full of smoke from one end to the other; the Duchess was sitting on a three-legged stool in the middle, nursing a baby; the cook was leaning over the fire, stirring a large caldron which seemed to be full of soup.

      “There’s certainly too much pepper in that soup!” Alice said to herself, as well as she could for sneezing. Even the Duchess sneezed occasionally; and as for the baby, it was sneezing and howling alternately without a moment’s pause. The only two creatures in the kitchen that did not sneeze were the cook and a large cat, which was grinning from ear to ear.

      “Please would you tell me,” said Alice, a little timidly, “why your cat grins like that?”

      “It’s a Cheshire-Cat,” said the Duchess, “and that’s why.”

      “I didn’t know that Cheshire-Cats always grinned; in fact, I didn’t know that cats could grin,” said Alice.

      “You don’t know much,” said the Duchess, “and that’s a fact.”

      Just then the cook took the cauldron of soup off the fire, and at once set to work throwing everything within her reach at the Duchess and the baby—the fire irons came first; then followed a shower of saucepans, plates and dishes. The Duchess took no notice of them, even when they hit her, and the baby was howling so much already that it was quite impossible to say whether the blows hurt it or not.

      “Oh, please mind what you’re doing!” cried Alice, jumping up and down in an agony of terror.

      “Here! You may nurse it a bit, if you like!” the Duchess said to Alice, flinging the baby at her as she spoke. “I must go and get ready to play croquet with the Queen,” and she hurried out of the room.

      Alice caught the baby with some difficulty, as it was a queer-shaped little creature and held out its arms and legs in all directions. “If I don’t take this child away with me,” thought Alice, “they’re sure to kill it in a day or two. Wouldn’t it be murder to leave it behind?” She said the last words out loud and the little thing grunted in reply.

      “If you’re going to turn into a pig, my dear,” said Alice, “I’ll have nothing more to do with you. Mind now!”

      Alice was just beginning to think to herself, “Now, what am I to do with this creature, when I get it home?” when it grunted again so violently that Alice looked down into its face in some alarm. This time there could be no mistake about it—it was neither more nor less than a pig; so she set the little creature down and felt quite relieved to see it trot away quietly into the wood.

      Alice was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire-Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The Cat only grinned when it saw her. “Cheshire-Puss,” began Alice, rather timidly, “would you please tell me which way I ought to go from here?”

      “In that direction,” the Cat said, waving the right paw ‘round, “lives a Hatter; and in that direction,” waving the other paw, “lives a March Hare. Visit either you like; they’re both mad.”

      “But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.

      “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat; “we’re all mad here. Do you play croquet with the Queen today?”

      “I should like it very much,” said Alice, “but I haven’t been invited yet.”

      “You’ll see me there,” said the Cat, and vanished.

      Alice had not gone much farther before she came in sight of the house of the March Hare; it was so large a house that she did not like to go near till she had nibbled some more of the left-hand bit of mushroom.

      * * * *

      The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo: she succeeded in getting its body tucked away, comfortably enough, under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, just as she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to give the hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round and look up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing: and when she had got its head down, and was going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that the hedgehog had unrolled itself, and was in the act of crawling away: besides all this, there was generally a ridge or furrow in the way wherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-up soldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of the ground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed.

      The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling all the while, and fighting for the hedgehogs; and in a very short time the Queen was in a furious passion, and went stamping about, and shouting “Off with his head!” or “Off with her head!” about once in a minute.

      Alice began to feel very uneasy: to be sure, she had not as yet had any dispute with the Queen, but she knew that it might happen any minute, “and then,” thought she, “what would become of me? They’re dreadfully fond of beheading people here; the great wonder is, that there’s any one left alive!”

      She was looking about for some way of escape, and wondering whether she could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance in the air: it puzzled her very much at first, but, after watching it a minute or two, she made it out to be a grin, and she said to herself, “It’s the Cheshire-Cat: now I shall have somebody to talk to.”

      “How are you getting on?” said the Cat, as soon as there was mouth enough for it to speak with.

      Alice waited till the eyes appeared, and then nodded. “It’s no use speaking to it,” she thought, “till its ears have come, or at least one of them.” In another minute the whole head appeared, and then Alice put down her flamingo, and began an account of the game, feeling very glad she had someone to listen to her. The Cat seemed to think that there was enough of it now in sight, and no more of it appeared.

      “I don’t think they play at all fairly,” Alice began, in rather a complaining tone, “and they all quarrel so dreadfully one can’t hear oneself speak—and they don’t seem to have any rules in particular; at least, if there are, nobody attends to them—and you’ve no idea how confusing it is all the things being alive; for instance, there’s the arch I’ve got to go through next walking about at the other end of the ground—and I should have croqueted the Queen’s hedgehog just now, only it ran away when it saw mine coming!”

      “How do you like the Queen?” said the Cat in a low voice.

      “Not at all,” said Alice: “she’s so extremely—” Just then she noticed that the Queen was close behind her, listening: so she went on, “—likely to win, that it’s hardly worth while finishing the game.”

      The Queen smiled and passed on.

      “Who are you talking to?” said the King, going up to Alice, and looking at the Cat’s head with great curiosity.

      “It’s a friend of mine—a Cheshire-Cat,” said Alice: “allow me to introduce it.”

      “I don’t like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.”

      “I’d rather not,” the Cat remarked.

      “Don’t be impertinent,” said the King, “and don’t look at me like that!” He got behind Alice as he spoke.

      “A cat may look at a king,” said Alice.

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