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Right Click. Lisa Becker
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isbn 9781456621988
Автор произведения Lisa Becker
Издательство Ingram
Subject: Fwd: Meow 4th Mix
precocious, don't you think?
From: Shelley Manning – July 4, 2013 – 9:10 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Meow 4th Mix
Precocious? I'm going to blow a fuse!
From: Renee Greene – July 4, 2013 – 9:11 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Meow 4th Mix
I'm fairly certain she meant precious.
From: Shelley Manning – July 4, 2013 – 9:12 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Meow 4th Mix
Oh. In that case, I'm still going to blow a fuse! Have fun today.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 11:01 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fireworks?
Just doing a quick check-in. So, how was last night? I'm assuming fireworks after the fireworks?
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 12:31 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Damn straight. How was the Fourth in suburbia?
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 12:32 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
We won't be invited back next year, that's for sure. Granted we'll be getting married that day next year. But you know what I mean.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 12:33 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
What happened?
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 12:34 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Neil's wife now officially HATES Ethan.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 12:36 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
How could anyone hate Ethan? Unless she is a Michigan alum or Wolverines football fan, he pretty much charms everyone.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 12:42 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
He is pretty charming, isn't he? But I digress. All of these kids were running around and playing. Neil's wife brought out some water balloons that they were lobbing at each other. One hit the ground near Ethan and splashed him. Then it happened again.
Finally after the third splash, Ethan told the kids if they get him wet again, they’d better watch out. Needless to say, they made a direct hit and it all went downhill from there.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 12:44 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
I can see that.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 12:51 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Oh, it was far worse than you could, or I could have, imagined. By the end of the day, every child there – including Ethan – was soaking wet from head to toe.
He grabbed two "super soaker" squirt guns and started attacking right away. At one point, a kid ran up to him and said, "Mister, I want to be on your team." Ethan responded, "Kid, I don't need anyone on my team," before squirting him with both guns.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 12:53 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Hilarious. That sounds like a scene out of a movie.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 12:57 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
There was another "movie moment" where Ethan is running down the street with a super soaker in each arm. There's a five second delay and then you see every kid in the neighborhood chasing after him. I wish I had been recording it, because it was almost too outlandish to be believed. However, it's ALL true.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 1:02 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Why would anyone be mad about that? I would think the parents would be thrilled someone else was keeping their brats occupied.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 1:07 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
I think that was initially the case. I managed to broker a truce and all was well. But then Neil's wife brought out the hose and helped the kids spray Ethan. Then she proclaimed they were all done.
Ethan took that as an act of war and said he wouldn't stop until she was soaked. At some point things turned ugly and hoses and big buckets of water came out.
I finally grabbed the hose from his hand and said "enough!" He was like a crazy man. I grabbed his face and forced him to look in my eyes repeating "Enough! Enough!" until he calmed down. Neil's wife was livid!
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 1:10 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Why should she be angry? She got it all started again. Serves her right.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 1:12 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
That's what Ethan said. But I tried explaining that she was our host and we needed to be gracious.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 1:15 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
Screw gracious. If a bunch of bratty kids dumped water on me - and ruined my hair <gasp!> – I would be pissed, too.
From: Renee Greene – July 5, 2013 – 1:18 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
I think Ethan's hair was okay but his ego was a bit bruised. So anyway, I assume we won't be invited back next year.
From: Shelley Manning – July 5, 2013 – 1:22 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fireworks?
I would think not. Wish I had been there to see it. Well, Sweetie, your quick "checking in" email has turned into – as usual – quite the long conversation. Gotta run. Mwah! Mwah!
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