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followed him closely with their eyes. All at once, the whole gang realized what had happened and rushed outside en masse to throw up in the yard. They went to bed hungry; the next day they had dumplings for breakfast and slunk away silently.

      Grandma tossed out the pan of “rabbits,” but a month later she appeared in a leather vest, lined with fur on the inside since, of course, cat-fur vests work wonders for a sore lower back.

      “You know her favorite cat-fur vest? The one she never parts with,” Klemo asked, finishing off his story.

      How could I not know it? I had worn it myself.

      “So now do you see why I let the kitten go?”

      And Hollywood tries to give me their Addams Family. What a joke!

       Potato Dumplings with Fruit

      Boil the potatoes in the evening, and on the next day peel them and grate them using a fine grater. Add two eggs, flour, and a bit of semolina to make dough that won’t stick to your hands. Form it into small balls wrapped around the pitted fruit. Bring salted water to a boil, then stretch cheesecloth across the pot and secure it with an elastic band. Place four to five dumplings on top of the cheesecloth and cover with a lid. Steam the dumplings for 20-25 minutes. Dissolve cinnamon and sugar in butter and pour the sauce over the finished dumplings, or add poppy seeds and sugar to the butter as desired.

       Dumplings with Yeast

      Take one packet of dry yeast, one cup of flour, one cup of semolina, one cup of milk, one egg, and one tablespoon sugar.

      Mix the yeast, sugar, several spoonfuls of warm milk, and one to two spoonfuls of flour and set aside to allow the mixture to rise. Once it has risen, add the remaining flour and semolina. Stir the egg and a pinch of salt into the remaining milk and add it to the mixture. Knead the stiff dough and let it rise for an hour. Then, knead it again and shape it into a long loaf. Cut it into three or four pieces like small rolls. Wrap them in a clean towel and let them rise for twenty minutes. Drop them into boiling salted water and let them cook for five minutes covered with a lid. Then remove the lid, flip the dumplings over, and finish boiling them in an open pot for five more minutes. After removing them from the pot, pierce the boiled dumplings in several places and cut them into slices with a strong thread. Serve them with roasted meat, gravy, and oven-baked cabbage. As with the potato dumplings, you can wrap fruit in the dough and drizzle it with butter, sugar and cinnamon, or poppy seeds.

      My grandmother was a good gardener, but the garden that Grandpa created on the acre around the house was magical. Our house was built in the new part of Nesebar near a forest, amidst huge sand dunes. It was finally my grandma’s own house and her own garden after so many years of trials and tribulations with six children in fureign houses in fureign lands. The garden thrived on the sand, and my grandfather worked his magic. Flowers and vegetables previously unknown in these parts appeared—and little clay gnomes! No one had even dreamed of garden gnomes back then. One was a hunter with a rifle and a rabbit in his hand; another gathered mushrooms in the basket on his back, which filled up when it rained. There was a lazy, mischievous, lounging one, as well as industrious gnomes with all sorts of tools thrown over their shoulders. Slightly shorter than me, they were my dolls; I fashioned clothes for them from flowers. I was convinced that mercury came from the droplets on the leaves of the watercress and velvet from the petals of the dahlia, and corn silk made fantastic coiffures.

      In our garden, vegetable crops alternated with rows of flowers. Marigolds, tagetes, and nasturtiums separated the potatoes from the carrots and peppers. The herbs blanketed everything with fragrance: rosemary, celery, basil, dill, anise, coriander, lovage, mint, pennyroyal, marjoram, sage. At the very end of the garden, beyond the cucumbers and pumpkins, lived a family of turtles, whom I lulled to sleep in a cardboard box. Grandpa made the garden fence out of fresh poplar cuttings that took root. It didn’t take long before our garden was ringed by a thick wall of saplings. Boris set colorful, decorative gourds to creep up their trunks, which rattled in the wind and scared off the birds. Amidst the fruit trees, there was also a scarecrow with red wavy hair, which resembled Nikula when she was enraged. Besides the usual sorts of tomatoes, my grandfather was very proud of his orange tomatoes and yellow peppers; meaty and massive, they were brought from Hungary, but the seedless oxheart tomato with its delicate pinkish hues was still the most delicious.

      For the first seven years of my life, I didn’t even know what a greengrocer was, or a telephone or television. Whenever we needed something, I was told to go and get some cabbage near the fence or some potatoes next to the nasturtiums. Somewhere around that time, I learned to eat hot peppers. When Grandpa sent me into the garden to pick some of his peppers for him, he told me to pluck one of the baby ones for myself, which were slightly spicy. I was the fussiest eater in the world. My grandma got it into her head that the only way to save me was for me to start eating spicy foods.

      I was scrawny, baked by the sun, with long, dark hair down to my shoulders. I look like an Indian in photos from that period. I would wear white, sagging pants, and woolen socks, sewn by my grandma to the soles of old sneakers cut to fit my foot. These were pretty uncomfortable, because in the toe something like a sand bomb would form, with its own, independent trajectory. I had two dresses and one pair of shoes, which were saved for more dignified occasions. Most of the time, I tramped around barefoot.

      It was poverty with a capital P. Aunt Maruna, after coming home and carefully putting away her school dress, would pull on some reworked skirt of Grandma’s, with no panties on underneath. Who’d buy you those extras? The dresses in the attic were not to be touched. When I wanted to get back at Maruna for something, I would wriggle under her skirt and lift it high over my head in front of the other kids or the workmen in the yard. Maruna would scream and chase me, until Grandma caught us and lifted us both up by the ears.

      I didn’t have any toys, but as compensation, besides the gnomes, all the construction tools were at my disposal: pliers, an adz, a hammer, nails, lumber. With them, I crafted various contraptions. These undertakings led to my interest in building and to the creation of dozens of little houses, huts, and other dwellings. This proved to be an unenviable passion, since I seemed to be the only one gripped by it. Immediately after our initial rush of excitement to make a fort, the other kids’ enthusiasm would evaporate and I usually had to finish building it on my own. Afterward, however, I could never drag them out of what I’d just cobbled together from scraps of rugs. In the evening, they’d show up with potatoes and peppers, asking, “Why don’t we light a campfire? Why don’t we roast these and all live together in the little hut?”

      I’m certain that Grandma hated Grandpa so much because he was always gone. Nikula had a family, but it consisted only of herself, her children, and the wedding photo on the wall, from which she and my grandfather gazed out determinedly. How delicate her chin was in that picture. According to the fashion of the time, both of them wore straight Astrakhan hats, which gave their high-cheekboned faces an Asiatic fierceness. On Boris, she dumped the blame for her hard lot and for all the evils in the world.

      Whenever he would come back, after a brief spell of joy, Grandpa would struggle to recognize the idea of this family that he had carried with him here and there, while she would feel quite awkward with her actual husband, whom she would have liked to love. Yet the Sersemin, at whom she had so many accusations to hurl and whom she had cursed so many times in her loneliness, cast a heavy shadow, and soon they both sank into silence. So Nikula’s love most often took on the form of various smaller and larger acts of spite. God, the kinds of things she concocted for him to eat, despite the fact that she was usually an excellent cook. Often, she would crumble up the leftovers

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