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      “Mel, you haven’t heard the latest! What happened the other day at the club—God, it was so embarrassing.”

      “What did you do?”

      Jimena laughs in her seat beside me while we speed through the city of drizzle on the way to Kraken. Madonna is playing on the radio. I open the window of my SUV and the drizzle wets my face, refreshing me. I light a Marlboro. I tell Jimena to spit it out, we’re almost there. Her voice vacillating between uncomfortable and shy, she begins.

      “You know how my university is really…well, diverse.”

      “Diverse?”

      “All kinds of people, you know? Not just like you and me.”

      “Ah…”

      “So last week I went clubbing with a girl I study with. I have my democratic side, you know that.”

      The adjective sounds ridiculous but I bite my tongue to keep from saying so. What are she and I like? Maybe I also give my democratic side a workout taking Jimena to the club because she would never be invited to Ana María’s parties.

      Jimena goes on to say that when they got there, the sullen bouncer looked her friend over. He made a grimace of annoyance. A bad sign. Jimena quickly grasped what was coming, and understood that the battle was long lost. She turned a half circle, looking at the night sky. There’s a private function tonight, the bouncer said. Jimena’s friend started waving her arms about and raising her voice in protest. What’s wrong with you? We want to go in! The guy blocked the door with his body, his muscles almost like rocks, a real gym junkie. Jimena started sweating and pleaded, Please, let’s just go. Her friend stood fast. I’m telling you, my friend and I want to go in. The man furrowed his eyebrows and repeated the formula. There’s a private function tonight.

      “I wanted to die, Mel. Wanted the earth to open up and swallow me whole. I was so embarrassed…”

      Muscles pulled a disgusted face and stretched his arms toward them in a way her friend didn’t like. What the hell is wrong with you? Get your hands off me! Jimena, with the most angelic expression of her repertoire and all the strength she was capable of, took her friend by the arm and steered her away from Kraken. Her friend told her off but knew the battle wasn’t hers, either.

      “But what was the problem? Was she wearing slippers or something?”

      “Of course not, she was really nicely dressed, but you know…”

      “What?”

      “Well, she’s really great…It’s just that she’s a little on the swarthy side…”

      Jimena doesn’t finish, only manages to laugh. I bite my tongue once more to stop myself from saying how ridiculous her comment sounds, though this doesn’t mean it’s not amusing. I take another drag of the Marlboro and feel its flavor cushioning my tongue. A dog crosses the street. Where’s a dog off to in such a hurry?

      “Don’t be like that, not getting in can happen to anyone. You know how they are,” I say, not entirely believing it myself, exhaling a puff of smoke. Sometimes you make me wish you would disappear, city of drizzle.

      “No way, Mel. It would never happen to you. Haven’t you seen the way the gorillas at the club treat you? If they don’t roll out a red carpet when you show up, it’s only because they don’t have one.”

      I don’t care about the gorillas and their red carpets, I just want to get there already. I park the car and we head for Kraken. Let’s ready our rifles and see what our aim’s like tonight. We get in no problem and, before each of us stakes out our portion of the open range of the dance floor, Jimena takes me by the arm to say, “See how we got in? If I’m with you, I’m with God.”

      “Come on, Jimena,” I tell her, “stop being corny, please.”