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have the programme, which cost 20p, for this, my second and final bout. The date on it is 14 March 1990, it was billed as ‘An Evening of Boxing on behalf of Guide Dogs for the Blind’, and it was organized by the R & B Golf Society. There, among the ‘senior’ bouts consisting of three two-minute rounds, is S. Kavanach of Anglesey v. M. Owen of Deeside. I wonder what happened to my great rival, S. Kavanach?

      With two wins under my belt, my next fight was scheduled for Wrexham, but my opponent failed to show. By this time, however, football was beginning to take over and I was moving up through the ranks. A place at Lilleshall, the Football Association’s national academy, was on the horizon, so my life as a boxer was brought to a premature end.

      I’m certain that putting myself through the trial of a proper boxing match had a beneficial effect. I didn’t know at the time that it was Dad’s intention to toughen me up. He now admits that the idea was to give me an extra layer of protection against the jealousy I aroused at school. I wouldn’t say boxing increased my muscle bulk or changed me physically, but it helped me learn how to look after myself. It was certainly more mentally challenging than rugby, cricket or athletics, which I also took part in (when it came to school sports I grabbed whatever was going). If I got kicked and stayed down when I wasn’t properly hurt I got a rollicking from Dad. In fact, I only needed to do it once to learn not to do it again. Apparently he was a fearless player who wouldn’t be afraid to put his head where it hurt. He came from a tough part of Liverpool, and his mentality was that you don’t go down unless you’re in real pain.

      I suppose I’m quite old-fashioned when it comes to playing the game. Umbro, one of my major sponsors, are always trying to twist my arm to get more colour into the boots they make for me, and as I’ve grown older I’ve let them inject a little more white. Football is full of passing fashions, such as coloured boots, or pulling your socks up above the knees, but I’m not the sort of player who would shave one eyebrow for effect. I’m not into trends. I’m not saying that makes me better than anyone else, but my attitude is similar to my father’s: just play the game like a normal man.

      One of the worst things to have crept into football in recent years is the crowding of referees. If you do that, and push and shove one another, you make the incident look more serious than it is. When I first came into the Premier League players had plenty of respect for one another; it would have been unthinkable to try to get an opponent sent off. Nowadays if you even touch a goalkeeper the whole defence comes over and pushes you around. The crowd starts shouting, the ref feels an exaggerated sense of urgency, and red and yellow cards start flying. There just isn’t as much mutual respect among players as there used to be.

      But back to my childhood. A major feature of my footballing repertoire is explosive speed over short distances. Third in a county race at the age of 12 was the full extent of my honours as a young sprinter, though I did once cover the 100 metres in 11.4 seconds. My size helped. In my early teens I was half the height of most of my contemporaries, which helped me achieve that extra pace. But it wasn’t until I was about 18 that I started to become not just fast but powerfully quick. By then I was growing into my frame. Dad tells the story of how he took me to the local leisure centre for an indoor match when I was five. He sat up on the balcony watching, and remembers noticing that I side-footed the ball into the goal rather than blasting it. Later he told Mum, ‘If Michael’s got pace as well, he’s going to be some player.’ Soon it became apparent that I could burst away over 40 or 50 yards.

      My two brothers were also good footballers. They had a lot in the locker. As he would tell you himself with a smile, my eldest brother, Terry, did what many keen footballers do and became a bit too fond of smoking and drinking. Andy had attributes that would be highly valued today. He was blisteringly fast. These days, if you’re quick and you can kick a ball in the right direction you can make a decent living in the lower leagues. I wouldn’t say Andy went off the rails, but he got himself a girlfriend he was passionate about and didn’t want to put in the time on the training ground. He was at Chester (Third Division) for a while, and he played for Holywell Town (Welsh Premier League). You’re not a mug if you’re competing at that level. Both Andy and Terry got paid for playing.

      When the family get together, we fall about laughing when the talk gets round to ‘what might have been’ for my brothers. When Andy has had a couple of drinks he starts saying, ‘I could have been as good as Michael if I hadn’t found a girlfriend or hit the ale.’ It’s hilarious, and he knows it too. There’s nothing funnier in the world than Andy telling us how fast he was and how many goals he scored. He will turn to Dad and say, ‘Come on, Dad, tell ’em how fast I was!’ And Dad will back him up, playing him on a string. Terry doesn’t make the same claims; he’s happy to have chosen the easier life, without football as an obsession. Even at 32, though, Andy insists he could still make the grade for a couple of years. Usually when he’s had a couple of drinks.

      Speed is the key to my battles with the game’s best defenders. The tough ones are the quick ones. Size doesn’t bother me, because my main weapon is pace; it’s the fast ones who negate some of my natural swiftness. Marcel Desailly springs to mind in that respect. In his prime, he was a beast to play against. Martin Keown was also quick on his feet. At his peak, you wouldn’t find yourself sprinting past Martin. Of the current generation, John Terry is not as quick as some, but he gets very tight to you and it’s difficult to turn against him. Rio Ferdinand is fast, but he also likes to give you a chance. He likes to play a bit. He wouldn’t mind you thinking you were on to a good thing and then reaching the ball first to do a Cruyff turn. You think you’re going to get round him but then he sticks out one of those long legs and steals the ball. Jaap Stam was also a really world-class defender, on account of his speed, size and aggression. That’s the real modern defender. Football’s moved on from the age of the big stopper always heading the ball. Walter Samuel, of Roma and Argentina, is another to have given me trouble. We’ve had a few good tussles.

      Anyone who lets me get a run on them, lets me turn and face them one on one, is playing to my strengths. But a defender who glues himself to me and doesn’t let me turn is starting to make it difficult to make those runs. When they do that, I love a ball to be plonked in behind the defender because I will always fancy my chances of beating him in a sprint. In those instances it’s all about the midfielder picking the right pass to play to the striker – the killer pass.

      Gary Lineker was my favourite player when I was a kid, and Everton were my team, though for my card collection I’d go after any big name from any club. However, if I compare my allegiance to Everton to, say, that of my Liverpool friend and colleague Jamie Carragher, I didn’t come close to being a real diehard fan. He tells me about the lengths he used to go to in order to follow the Blues. When Jamie was five his dad was already carting him off to away games, even in Europe. When he tells me that, I think, Oh, OK, I wasn’t really a fan after all. Between the ages of five and 15 he’d be physically sick if Liverpool beat Everton. For the first 20 minutes he could hardly watch. He would hide in the toilets. I supported Everton, but if they lost it wouldn’t devastate me. I would look forward to my own game more than the Everton result.

      The stars at Goodison Park when I was a kid were Trevor Steven, Kevin Sheedy, Kevin Ratcliffe, Neville Southall and, above all, Lineker, mainly because he scored goals. I didn’t know much about him though. I’d have been buzzing to meet him and get his autograph, but I didn’t really idolize anyone when I was young. I didn’t study any individual with a view to learning his secrets and the details of his life, I just loved football. I didn’t look at the players of that time and think, I’m desperate to be like you.

      At that time, Lineker was the England striker, followed, of course, by Alan Shearer. I’d like to think I’m the main England striker now. People always assume you’re best pals with players who were prominent in previous England setups, which isn’t always the case, though I do speak to Gary and Alan on the phone from time to time. Not for advice, though Gary has certainly called me a few times just to chat. When I put the phone down I sometimes think he was passing on wisdom without ramming it down my throat. But I would never ask anyone for guidance. If that’s a fault, so be it. It’s not that I think I can do everything perfectly, it’s more that I regard advice as a favour given, and I don’t like asking for favours. I can never phone anyone and, say,

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