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captaining England in 1980/81, the first I recall clearly took place in Taunton when Dennis and I were returning home after a few pints at a local club. Suddenly, these two youths appeared from nowhere. One of them dived over a wall at me, grabbed a chunk of hair from the back of my head and ripped it clean away. I have no idea why he did this and I wasn’t going to waste time asking questions or wait for him to pull a knife or bottle. I knocked seven bells out of him in about 30 seconds while Dennis kept his mate occupied by telling him: ‘If you want any trouble, pal, you can have it’.

      Viv was also a very handy man in a crisis. I could not bear the kind of racist remarks people would sometimes come out with when he was around. Viv was already a tough person, but I think his early experiences hardened him even more. Later, when on more than one occasion he was abused by idiots in the crowd at Headingley, it still hurt him deeply which was why both he and I were so thrilled by the reception he received when he bowed out from Test cricket in the final match of the 1991 series with England at The Oval. As he walked out to bat in his last innings, the crowd gave him a standing ovation all the way to the wicket. At the end of his knock of 60, during which he had established a career Test batting average of over 50, they did exactly the same thing on the way back to the dressing room. Halfway back he stopped, turned and acknowledged the gesture by raising his bat to all sides and doffing the maroon cap of the West Indies that meant so much to him. It was one of the great moments of cricket, and I consider it a privilege to have been there on the field at the time.

      I recall one early example of the kind of man he is. We were in the 88-400 club and Viv was standing at the bar when he overheard two blokes discussing whether it really was Ian Botham they were looking at. Eventually the bet was struck: for £10 one of them was to walk across and stand on my foot. I was blissfully unaware of what was going on even though a man I had never met had come and practically camped on my shoes, but when he returned to the bar to collect his winnings, Viv stopped him and said: ‘My friend seems to be a bit dead tonight. How about dealing with a live person?’

      As time passed, the closeness of my relationship with Viv caused some problems between Kath and I because she complained, with some justification, that it seemed as though I was closer to him than I was to her. Living, eating, drinking, batting and bowling together over a period of years, it was inevitable that we grew to know each other inside out, better even I think than we knew our wives or our wives knew us. But that was all in the future. At this stage my meeting with my future spouse was still some way off. In fact, it came about as a direct result of Andy Roberts rearranging my teeth.

       4 WEDDING BELLS

      When Gerry and Jan Waller accepted the invitation from their friend Brian Close to attend Somerset’s Benson and Hedges semi-final match against Leicestershire at Grace Road, Leicester on 26 June 1974 and to bring along their daughters Kathryn and Lindsay, little did they know that by doing so they were setting in motion the chain of events that was to alter their lives, the lives of their children and that of Ian Botham irrevocably.

      Gerry and Lindsay arrived at the ground first after travelling down from their home in Thorne, near Doncaster, but Jan had not been feeling very well so Kath had stayed behind until her Mum had finished her day’s teaching. The pair drove down together, finally turning up at around six o’clock. In fact, Kath apparently had not been too keen on coming at all as she had just returned from a business trip, was worn out and, in any case, was meeting up with her boyfriend over the weekend!

      By the time she and Jan arrived, rain had brought proceedings to a soggy halt for the day and the players were sitting around in the bar. Kath already knew some of the Somerset lads through Brian, and I had noticed her presence in a pair of navy blue hot pants and long white boots at a match at Weston-Super-Mare with more than a passing interest. She had never set eyes on me before, however, so when I sat down with the group she first asked me what I did for a living, then enquired as to whether I had watched any of the match before the rain had fallen.

      ‘Actually,’ I said, ‘I was playing in it.’

      After recovering from that slight embarrassment the evening turned out to be fun, and Dennis Breakwell and I duly invited Kath and Lindsay out for a Chinese meal. Kath decided to drive, but as we walked through the gates she suddenly realized she had forgotten where the car was parked. We ended up walking two-thirds of the way round the ground, then sprinting the final section as the rain started to bucket down again before finally diving into the vehicle, which was in fact parked right back where we had started, having been obscured by a large van.

      I don’t remember much about that evening, but I do recall making every effort to persuade Kath to come to Derby, where we were playing the following Sunday. It was at this stage that I realized I had serious competition as she told me of her arrangements regarding her boyfriend. However, my constant telephone calls, backed up by some helpful encouragement from Jan, appeared to do the trick and a few weeks later Jan, Gerry and Kath all travelled down to Taunton for a match and a meal afterwards with Closey and myself. It was after this that Jan made one of the worst character assessments of all time. ‘What a nice, quiet young man’ she told her daughter. In any case, it was clear to both of us by now that there was a mutual attraction and the courtship began in earnest.

      Kath was doing a business studies course at Lanchester polytechnic in Coventry and, in between times, working for her father helping to promote high-quality drums and drumsticks used by some of the big name rock stars. Incidentally, in view of the ‘Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll’ allegations that were to dog our life together in future years, it was somewhat ironic that Kath was the first to rub shoulders with rock stars like Phil Collins of Genesis and Jon Bonham of Led Zeppelin in this capacity.

      As our relationship blossomed, Kath managed to arrange as many business trips as possible to coincide with my county games, and in her trusty Austin 1100 she would appear at cricket grounds in Somerset, Devon, Cornwall or wherever we happened to be playing at the time. And in September 1974, just three months after we met, I proposed.

      Kath recalls the moment far more vividly than I for the simple reason that I was drunk at the time. She had been down for the weekend and we ended up at Carnaby’s nightclub in Yeovil. Although I enjoy the atmosphere of such places, I am about as expert in soft-shoe shuffling as I am at singing, so while Kath spent most of the evening dancing with one of my oldest mates, John Saunders, I spent all of it emptying the contents of various glasses down my throat. It is just possible that as the evening wore on, the amount of attention Kath was being paid by John and the amount of drink I was consuming combined to create a tinge of jealousy on my part. In any case, shortly before leaving, I took hold of Kath and announced, very matter-of-fact, ‘I’ve decided. We’ll get married’. I was eighteen at the time, Kath nineteen.

      The next morning Kath sought confirmation.

      ‘Do you remember what you said last night?’ she asked.

      ‘Of course I do,’ I said.

      So our future was set. The proposal was not exactly by the book, I grant you, but we were convinced it was the right thing to do, and as far as we were concerned our age didn’t matter.

      Not surprisingly, however, the news brought a rather different if wholly understandable reaction from those close to us. My father Les burst out laughing, wondering how on earth I could contemplate such a move on £500 a year. Kath’s father, Gerry, humoured us initially; I don’t think he thought we were serious. But when it became clear that we were, he helped us enormously by offering me a winter job working as a one of his sales representatives.

      When the summer of 1975 arrived news of our plans had to be broken to Closey, who was also Kath’s godfather. Showing remarkable courage we left that deed to Jan and Gerry, with predictable results. Closey exploded and gave them both a severe ticking off for allowing us to go ahead. He argued that we were far too young to be making such a commitment and told them that he was very concerned about Kath being married to a man who was going to be away from home so often. He was also worried that marriage might hold back my career. Later he took me to one side and warned me that if I ever did anything to upset Kath, he would be at my throat

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