Taunts, riddles and secrets - Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

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      In order to all life to be engaged in a meaningless affair.

      Why intelligentsia is multiplied only in Russia?

      Russian always pitied the foolishes.

      What does intelligentsia differ in?

      It is helplessness.

      Why is the Russian intelligentsia considered rotten?

      It decomposes under any power.

      Why the intellectuals are running away from Russia?

      They are squeezed by intelligentsia.

      What does not love intelligentsia?

      To work.

      What is loved by intelligentsia&

      It loves self and fruitless vigils.

      Are bribes useful?

      No! Not in the horse feed.

      Why the people elect fools by deputies?

      What is pop, such is the parish.

      Whether fear is useful?

      If only to cause fear in people expediently.

      Is it true that the casting vote always has the majority?

      Wrong. The casting vote always belongs to the insidious minority.

      Coup is similar to rotation of pancake on a frying pan, but revolution – akin to falling of a frying pan onto a leg.

      Should we trust people?

      Only after check.

      What an official is good in, and in what he is bad?

      He if and works, then shits inevitably.

      How to get rid of bad habits?

      To acquire new ones.

      Where all diseases undertake from?

      Because of failures of an organism without asking for anyone's permission.

      What mister from comrade differs?

      Mister much about himself understands, and comrade – nothing.

      What is characteristic of old age?

      By unreliability of preserved organics.

      What will happen after the crisis?

      Nothing, if it was the last.

      Whether it is possible to grasp immensity?

      Only in inadequate state.

      What are equal rights?

      This when for everything are accused right, and left are announced by the right for the same.

      Is it possible to avoid inequalities?

      It is impossible! But – equality: it is possible!

      Is it possible immortality?

      If only death orders to live long.

      How the term "consciousness" may be deciphered?

      Consciousness is only knowledge together with though some considerations.

      Why atheists do not trust in "Afterlife"?

      They are similar to those who believe that the medal has only one side.

      Could there be a shadow without light?

      It is difficult to say – without light cannot see anything.

      What a free person differs from the unauthorized in?

      A free person sees in what he gets involved, and the unauthorized person is unaware of it.

      What distinguishes need from passion?

      On need go, and on passion – soar.

      That it is better: to live quietly and long or to live frantically and widely?

      The value has not longitude and latitude, but the degree of satisfaction.

      How to build a communism?

      The same as catch Sunny Bunny?

      What distinguishes the person from a fly?

      The fly is caught by a spider, and the person is caught by the creditor. Consequences are identical.

      What is conscience for the rich?

      Charity.

      How is our civilization living?

      Goes there, without knowing where.

      Whether it is worth thanking Bolsheviks for the made revolution?

      Not worth it, but where from Bolsheviks to disappear?

      German is better than Russian?

      If only the pedants better than the slobs.

      What is good in Chinaman?

      His eternal employment.

      Why Finns do not steal?

      They left Russia in a timely manner.

      Who is a toady?

      In imperial Russia – the person in the hallway, in present Russia – on the contrary.

      Is it possible to explain everything?

      It is possible. But it is not need. Do not come in handy.

      Is there life on other planets?

      And whither can hide from it?

      Whether it is necessary to watch TV?

      It is not need to accuse the device in everything!

      Could there be Paradise on Earth?

      Paradise is elsewhere.

      Whether there was in the history at least one successful president?

      So far not, but the people still hope, going on re-elections.

      Why all spoil everything?

      All good intentions lead to hell.

      Why officials steal?

      You are mistaken! They do not steal, and drop to treasury.

      Who are now messrs?

      As always – former slaves and footmen.

      Who is right – materialists or idealists?

      Neither those, nor others: where can consciousness build a nest without matter? And is it possible to test matter without consciousness!?

      Mankind – the herd?

      If a goat is leading the herd of sheep, then who then is leading mankind?

      Whether purely spiritual life is possible?

      If to separate spirit from a body, then, alas, there comes death.

      Why does time for happy life doesn't come?

      Because somebody hours aren't watched, others have no watch, and all else are just waiting in the wings.

      What is the role of personality in history?

      Personalities appear so seldom that the history in general doesn't suffer from them, but in particular – very much even.

      For what Internet appeared?

      For the best coverage of the population and its subsequent self-destruction.

      Than a policeman is different from a criminal?

      One nonentity in the form pretends that it guards order, and another – uses this.

      Why

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