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      – I have no time, Stacy. No time. You know, my sick mom. I can’t take the responsibility off myself and… – He started mumbling his fish story, well-known almost to everyone.

      – Oh, stop grumbling darling! – Stacy didn’t feel like listening to Dan’s old sob story. – You could hire some workers, contractors, and Vika would manage them. She has time and she could do that as your wife. What’s the problem?

      – No problem. You’d better believe I’ll build my dreamy house, Stacy. I swear guys! – Dan exclaimed cheerfully. – And now it’s time to go to the restaurant. We’ll have fun, as I promised.

      – OK, – Stacy answered uncertainly and gave her husband a look.

      – Let’s go, I need fun, dear! – Nick answered.

      – Did you find each other on-line, guys? – Stacy asked in the car. – My girls say nowadays almost everyone meet someone on-line.

      – Yes. And I’ve got the first e-mail from my Vika when I was visiting you guys in Texas, on my summer business trip, remember? – Daniel answered simultaneously.

      – Wow! I remember but you didn’t tell me about Vika that time. A secret guy!

      – That special day, guys, we came back home from the gulf club early in the morning. It was about 8 AM, and it was unbearably hot outside. We had to spend the whole day sitting in your cool swimming pool.

      – As I remember, – Nick smiled, – we were eating lobsters and drinking cold beer non-stop that day.

      – Exactly. Great memory, Nicky, – Daniel confirmed. – And late in the evening I relaxed in your back yard on my own, looked at the stars, prayed and asked God for a very good woman. When I came back to my room at midnight and checked my e-mail, I was greatly surprised to get a very short e-mail from gorgeous Vika. It was a miracle!

      – Remarkable… – Stacy giggled. – I have no idea what you asked God for, Dan, but what I bear in mind, darling… Can I continue?

      – Yes, sure. – Dan answered.

      – It was really unforgettable time – that hot summer in Texas; and you’ve left so much spam in our computers from hanging over porno sites almost all the nights.

      – Come on, Stacy. – Daniel nodded his head and laughed nervously. – Thank you for a keen observation. I was sure you, guys, were fucking those late hours, no? Since Stacy was searching me out. Ha-ha-ha. And what? Is it forbidden to watch porno in Texas, if you are over 21? Ha-ha-ha. Besides, Stacy, it might as well, has been your husband, who visited those sites.

      – Absolutely, Dan! – Nick burst out laughing.

      – Vika, do not listen to Stacy. She is exaggerating and kidding. She is jealous.

      – Me? You are foolish, Dan! – Stacy started laughing.

      – No, Stacy dear… the God could hear me. And he sent a very good, beautiful, decent woman to me – my lovely Vika.

      – And you decided at once to muddle Vika’s brain via internet, and continue to do that now. Oh, Boy. – Nick interrupted Dan. – If I were you, I wouldn’t and wouldn’t be able to, – Nick sighed deeply and shook his head.

      – Oh, no! What’s up, guys? – Dan started to laugh. Jesus Christ!

      – Look at him. He is laughing. It’s not fun, Dan. – Stacy disliked Dan’s reaction.

      – Stacy, stop please. Too much drama, – Dan said.

      – Vika, please don’t listen to this bullshit. Too much beer, guys! – My husband tried to smooth the conversation over.