Macmillan's Reading Books. Book V - Unknown

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reptile, insulted and vex'd to the soul,

          Crept onwards, and hid himself close in his hole;

          But nature, determined to end his distress,

          Soon sent him abroad in a butterfly's dress.

            Erelong the proud ant, as repassing the road,

          (Fatigued from the harvest, and tugging his load),

          The beau on a violet-bank he beheld,

          Whose vesture, in glory, a monarch's excelled;

          His plumage expanded—'twas rare to behold

          So lovely a mixture of purple and gold.

            The ant, quite amazed at a figure so gay,

          Bow'd low with respect, and was trudging away.

          "Stop, friend," says the butterfly; "don't be surprised,

          I once was the reptile you spurn'd and despised;

          But now I can mount, in the sunbeams I play,

          While you must for ever drudge on in your way."

CUNNINGHAM.

      [Note: Of nature (grown weary) you shocking essay = you wretched attempt (= essay) by nature, when she had grown weary.]

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      REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE, NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY OF THE BOOKS

          Between Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose.

             The spectacles set them unhappily wrong;

          The point in dispute was, as all the world knows,

             To which the said spectacles ought to belong.

          So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause,

             With a great deal of skill, and a wig full of learning,

          While chief baron Ear sat to balance the laws,

             So fam'd for his talent in nicely discerning.

          In behalf of the Nose it will quickly appear,

             And your lordship, he said, will undoubtedly find,

          That the nose has had spectacles always in wear,

             Which amounts to possession time out of mind.

          Then holding the spectacles up to the court—

             Your lordship observes they are made with a straddle,

          As wide as the ridge of the nose is; in short,

          Designed to sit close to it, just like a saddle.

          Again, would your lordship a moment suppose

             ('Tis a case that has happen'd, and may be again)

          That the visage or countenance had not a nose,

             Pray who would, or who could, wear spectacles then?

          On the whole it appears, and my argument shows,

             With a reasoning the court will never condemn,

          That the spectacles plainly were made for the Nose,

             And the Nose was as plainly intended for them.

          Then shifting his side as a lawyer knows how,

             He pleaded again in behalf of the Eyes;

          But what were his arguments few people know,

             For the court did not think they were equally wise.

          So his lordship decreed, with a grave, solemn tone,

             Decisive and clear, without one if or but—

          That, whenever the Nose put his Spectacles on,

             By daylight or candlelight—Eyes should be shut!

COWPER.* * * * *

      CASTLES IN THE AIR

      Alnaschar was a very idle fellow, that never would set his hand to any business during his father's life. When his father died he left him to the value of a hundred drachmas in Persian money. Alnaschar, in order to make the best of it, laid it out in bottles, glasses, and the finest earthenware. These he piled up in a large open basket; and, having made choice of a very little shop, placed the basket at his feet, and leaned his back upon the wall in expectation of customers. As he sat in this posture, with his eyes upon the basket, he fell into a most amusing train of thought, and was overheard by one of his neighbours, as he talked to himself in the following manner:—"This basket," says he, "cost me at the wholesale merchant's a hundred drachmas, which is all I had in the world. I shall quickly make two hundred of it by selling it in retail. These two hundred drachmas will in a very little while rise to four hundred; which, of course, will amount in time to four thousand. Four thousand drachmas cannot fail of making eight thousand. As soon as by these means I am master of ten thousand, I will lay aside my trade of a glass-man and turn jeweller. I shall then deal in diamonds, pearls, and all sorts of rich stones. When I have got together as much wealth as I can well desire, I will make a purchase of the finest house I can find, with lands, slaves, and horses. I shall then begin to enjoy myself and make a noise in the world. I will not, however, stop there; but still continue my traffic until I have got together a hundred thousand drachmas. When I have thus made myself master of a hundred thousand drachmas, I shall naturally set myself on the footing of a prince, and will demand the grand vizier's daughter in marriage, after having represented to that minister the information which I have received of the beauty, wit, discretion, and other high qualities which his daughter possesses. I will let him know at the same time that it is my intention to make him a present of a thousand pieces of gold on our marriage day. As soon as I have married the grand vizier's daughter, I must make my father-in-law a visit, with a great train and equipage. And when I am placed at his right hand, which he will do of course, if it be only to honour his daughter, I will give him the thousand pieces of gold which I promised him; and afterwards, to his great surprise, will present him with another purse of the same value, with some short speech: as, 'Sir, you see I am a man of my word: I always give more than I promise.'"

      "When I have brought the princess to my house, I shall take particular care to breed her in due respect for me. To this end I shall confine her to her own apartments, make her a short visit, and talk but little to her. Her women will represent to me that she is inconsolable by reason of my unkindness; but I shall still remain inexorable. Her mother will then come and bring her daughter to me, as I am seated on a sofa. The daughter, with tears in her eyes, will fling herself at my feet, and beg me to receive her into my favour. Then will I, to imprint her with a thorough veneration for my person, draw up my legs, and spurn her from me with my foot in such a manner that she shall fall down several paces from the sofa."

      Alnaschar was entirely swallowed up in his vision, and could not forbear acting with his foot what he had in his thoughts: so that, unluckily striking his basket of brittle ware, which was the foundation of all his grandeur, he kicked his glasses to a great distance from him into the street, and broke them into ten thousand pieces.

ADDISON.

      [Note: Joseph Addison, born 1672, died 1719. Chiefly famous as a critic and essayist. His calm sense and judgment, and the attraction of his style, have rendered his writings favourites from his own time to ours.]

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      THE INCHCAPE BELL

             No stir on the air, no swell on the sea,

             The

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