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чувства юмора.

      Жизнь

      Жизнь пробежала, как собачка.

      Жизнь усмехнулась, как Петров.

      А ты хоть раз в балетной пачке

      в час пик проехал на метро?

      Нет, ты ходил фривольно в брюках,

      вперёд всё время нагло лез!

      Жизнь пролетела, как Андрюха,

      герой шумерских ВВС.

      Жжёнка

      Сахар, ром, коньяк с тушёнкой

      вскипяти, и выйдет жжёнка.

      Жмот

      Пустоту в кармане жмёт,

      отворачиваясь, жмот:

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