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said he.

      "I would like," said Jacob, "to have a plough that can go by itself and plough three furrows at once."

      "That you shall have," said the red one. Then he thrust his hand into his breeches pocket, and drew forth the prettiest little plough that you ever saw. He stood it on the ground before Jacob, and it grew large as you see it in the picture. "Plough away," said he, and then he went back again whither he had come.

      So Jacob laid his hands to the plough and – whisk! – away it went like John Stormwetter's colt, with Jacob behind it. Out of the farm-yard they went, and down the road, and so to the Herr Mayor's house, and behind them lay three fine brown furrows, smoking in the sun.

      When the Herr Mayor saw them coming he opened his eyes, you may be sure, for he had never seen such a plough as that in all of his life before.

      "And now," said Jacob, "I should like to marry Gretchen, if you please."

      At this the Herr Mayor hemmed and hawed and scratched his head again. No; Jacob could not marry Gretchen yet, for the Herr Mayor had always said and sworn that the man who married Gretchen should bring with him a purse that always had two pennies in it and could never be emptied, no matter how much was taken out of it.

      Jacob did not know how about that; perhaps he could get it and perhaps he could not. If such a thing was to be had, though, he would have it, as sure as the Mecklenburg folks brew sour beer. So off he went home again, and the Herr Mayor thought that now he was rid of him for certain.

      But Jacob went back of the woodpile and blew on his bone whistle again, and once more the red one came at his bidding.

      "What will you have now?" said he to Jacob.

      "I should like," said Jacob, "to have a purse which shall always have two pennies in it, no matter how much I take out of it."

      "That you shall have," said the red one; whereupon he thrust his hand into his pocket, and fetched out a beautiful silken purse with two pennies in it. He gave the purse to Jacob, and then he went away again as quickly as he had come.

      After he had gone, Jacob began taking pennies out of his purse and pennies out of his purse, until he had more than a hatful – hui! I would like to have such a purse as that.

      Then he marched off to the Herr Mayor's house with his chin up, for he might hold his head as high as any, now that he had such a purse as that in his pocket. As for the Herr Mayor, he thought that it was a nice, pretty little purse; but could it do this and that as he had said?

      Jacob would show him that; so he began taking pennies and pennies out of it, until he had filled all the pots and pans in the house with them. And now might he marry Gretchen?

      Yes; that he might! So said the Herr Mayor; for who would not like to have a lad for a son-in-law who always had two pennies more in his purse than he could spend.

      So Jacob married his Gretchen, and, between his plough and his purse, he was busy enough, I can tell you.

      So the days went on and on and on until the ten years had gone by and the time had come for the red one to fetch Jacob away with him. As for Jacob, he was in a sorry state of dumps, as you may well believe.

      At last Gretchen spoke to him. "See, Jacob," said she, "what makes you so down in the mouth?"

      "Oh! nothing at all," said Jacob.

      But this did not satisfy Gretchen, for she could see that there was more to be told than Jacob had spoken. So she teased and teased, until at last Jacob told her all, and that the red one was to come the next day and take him off as his servant, unless he could ask him a question which he could not answer.

      "Prut!" said Gretchen, "and is that all? Then there is no stuffing to that sausage, for I can help you out of your trouble easily enough." Then she told Jacob that when the next day should come he should do thus and so, and she would do this and that, and between them they might cheat the red one after all.

      So, when the next day came, Gretchen went into the pantry and smeared herself all over with honey. Then she ripped open a bed and rolled herself in the feathers.

      By-and-by came the red one. Rap! tap! tap! he knocked at the door.

      "Are you ready to go with me now, Jacob?" said he.

      Yes; Jacob was quite ready to go, only he would like to have one favor granted him first.

      "What is it that you want?" said the red one.

      "Only this," said Jacob: "I would like to shoot one more shot out of my old gun before I go with you."

      Oh, if that was all, he might do that and welcome. So Jacob took down his gun, and he and the red one went out together, walking side by side, for all the world as though they were born brothers.

      By-and-by they saw a wren. "Shoot at that," said the red one.

      "Oh no," said Jacob, "that is too small."

      So they went on a little farther.

      By-and-by they saw a raven. "Shoot at that, then," said the red one.

      "Oh no," said Jacob, "that is too black."

      So they went on a little farther.

      By-and-by they came to a ploughed field, and there was something skipping over the furrows that looked for all the world like a great bird. That was Gretchen; for the feathers stuck to the honey and all over her, so that she looked just like a great bird.

      "Shoot at that! shoot at that!" said the red one, clapping his hands together.

      "Oh yes," said Jacob, "I will shoot at that." So he raised his gun and took aim. Then he lowered his gun again. "But what is it?" said he.

      At this the red one screwed up his eyes, and looked and looked, but for the life of him he could not tell what it was.

      "No matter what it is," said he, "only shoot and be done with it, for I must be going."

      "Yes, good! But what is it?" said Jacob.

      Then the red one looked and looked again, but he could tell no better this time than he could before. "It may be this and it may be that," said he. "Only shoot and be done with it, for they are waiting for me at home."

      "Yes, my friend," said Jacob, "that is all very good; only tell me what it is and I will shoot."

      "Thunder and lightning!" bawled the red one, "I do not know what it is!"

      "Then be off with you!" said Jacob, "for, since you cannot answer my question, all is over between us two."

      At this the red one had to leave Jacob, so he fled away over hill and dale, bellowing like a bull.

      As for Jacob and Gretchen, they went back home together, very well pleased with each other and themselves.

      And the meaning of all this is, that many another

      man beside Jacob Boehm would find himself

      in a pretty scrape only for his wife.

      TWO OPINIONS

(Ye first opinion)

      A noisy chattering Magpie once

      A talking gabbling hairbrained dunce

      Came by where a sign-post stood.

      He nodded his head with a modish air

      And said "good day" for he wasn't aware

      That the sign-post pointing its finger there

      Was only a block of wood.

      Quoth he, "An exceedingly sultry day.

      T'is more like June than the first of May."

      The post said never a word.

      "I've just dropped over from Lincolnshire.

      My home is in the Cathedral Spire —

      The air is cooler and purer the higher

      You get – as you've doubtless heard."

      So on he chattered with never a stop,

      And

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