От блондинки про блондинок. Анекдоты про блондинок самые смешные - Виктория Бородинова

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Наконец подключается главный пилот

      – Сейчас с ней поговорю, я сумею, у меня жена тоже блондинка.

      Шепнул ей что то на ухо, блондинка тут же встала и пошла на свое место. Все хором:

      – Что ты ей сказал?!

      – Сказал, что бизнесс-класс в Майами не летит.

      Блондинка, брюнетка и шатенка попали к ведьме, та говорит:

      – Тот, кто скажет неправду, исчезнет!

      Брюнетка говорит:

      – Я думаю, что я красивая! Исчезла.

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