Как закалялся стул. Культурная лапша - Родион Яковлевич Кормановский

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проходят по тем же башмакам, при этом наглая харя становится цвета их носов, но молчит, громко скрипя зубами.

      Потом появляется молодая женщина с мальчиком годиков пяти, и занимают последнее свободное место. Но народ не кончается. В салон влазит бабушка с котомками, средней полноты, орлиным взором окидывает салон и кричит водителю:

      – Милок, возьми меня стоя!

      Водила ржёт, наглый тоже, все остальные хихикают. Наглец, уже бледный, захлёбываясь вопит:

      – Дед не удовлетворяет?!

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