Alamo Theory - Josh Bell

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poems. We didn’t remember how or why the Stranger’s poems sucked, but we thought Holly was good, so it scared us when the Stranger’s poems refused to suck Holly’s poems. A lot of people want to suck Fred’s new poems, which suck, but they are too difficult for us to suck, and we’d rather suck his old ones, for though they are old, and suck, it is much easier to suck them. When she reads them out loud, Clarise’s poems suck pretty good, but we are reserving our final judgment until we’ve seen them sucking on the page. We think Martha’s poems suck. Sometimes when we think we’re sucking on one of Theodore’s poems, we’re actually sucking on two. We think Ed’s poems have that Girl Scout look, which makes us want to start a family when we hear them through the keyhole, sucking. Philbert’s poems suck like they’ve been sucking Annie’s poems too much. Annie’s poems sucked, but at least they brought something new to the act of sucking, we’d never seen a poem sucked like that before, and we thrilled to suck on them, as if sucking on household appliances. Many people enjoy the austere sucking of Terry’s poems. Still, no one pays to suck Terry’s poems like they pay to suck Anton’s. We think Tom-Tom’s poems suck so hard. We think Wendy’s mature poems suck near the unassailable power of the Stranger’s poems, and at first we are frightened, as if forced to suck an entire opera, when Wendy gets that Viking look and makes us suck her poems. Maybe we could arrange for Terry’s poems, Wendy will say, to suck the Stranger’s poems, but the Stranger’s poems are missing, and Terry is afraid, and we do not blame him, as some of us recall the first time we heard the Stranger’s poems, which enter sucking bird and beast and flower, sucking queen and beggar, Oldsmobile and go-kart, saying long-time-no-suck-me, saying Terry: suck Wendy, suck Holly, saying suck the redwood forest, saying suck me lonely mannequin, saying suck the abundant splendored thrice jismatic suck of lonely mannequin, saying suck theology, missile launch, stirrups and ballet. Some of us choose to recall, instead, how the Stranger’s poems seemed capable of sucking themselves, as if they no longer required us to suck them, and filled with obsolescence we had to run next door to suck our neighbor’s poems, real quick. But we all agree on the way, when the Stranger’s poems end, they appear to suck the entire round planet, all at once, the planet which — in the Stranger’s poem’s unhinged jaws — comes dressed up like the Bride who was a Sailor, but all in the white of clouds and with a metallic S&M rig peeking through underneath, showing the chaste girdle of skyscrapers inside of which we suck and sleep and suck the poems we’ve written in fear of sucking the Stranger’s poems, which go on sucking hard for us, through the disastered warp of Time, the Stranger’s poems uncanonized, built to be sucked in a way we will never understand, as the Stranger’s poems are a work of genius, and only our children’s children will ever fully suck them.

      I

      She’s a lot more fluent in Portuguese

      than she used to be. Holds hands with all

      my ex-girlfriends, who afterward seem

      so much taller. And later, as I blew out

      my candles, she said to those gathered, I’ll bet

       he wished to be sodomized by thieves.

      Your wife comes from a family of thieves.

      Her mother taught her never to confuse

      sex with the doing of one’s taxes. I’ll get

      to her father later. Her father is a series

      of furnaces. About your wife’s novel I wrote,

       Friends, this is the worst birthday party, ever.

      She took it as a compliment. Love, kill,

      betray, deify, vote for, nap with, or bury alive?

      II

      She changed her telephone number.

      She doesn’t have any birds inside of her.

      Her idea becomes flesh by early afternoon.

      When I first read your wife’s new memoir,

      Sir, it felt like watching the lighthouse

      go dark, like doing inventory, finding one

      planet missing. No doubt your wife knows

      very well which planet. I look forward to

      your next dinner party, where I may sample

      from the catered board, ask your wife

      about said memoir. Last time I read it, I awoke

      to find myself burning heretics. I guess

      what it is, is that probably your wife puts

      her allotted birds inside of other people.

      III

      Your wife’s police are a very special

      kind of police. They fingereth the apple

      of mine eye, and there are way too many

      testicles to count. Likewise, this is a strange-

      looking bed. And this is a magic handkerchief.

      You wish it were eighteen horseflies. You wish

      your wife’s police were far more brutal. Me,

      I never bought the premise that your wife

      was ever a girl, but if I did, I wouldn’t

      take it personally. I’m not a nest of living

      wig-hair, nor baby-bits, nor eighteen flies pouring

      from the mouth of whoever’s hiding in this

      weird new bed with me. Come out, Inflatabilium.

      Don’t make me call your wife’s police.

      If I’d been born a girl, like you,

      I wouldn’t have lived any longer than I will,

      and whether I’d be waiting

      in my new long johns, or in the plus-size version

      of your blouse and Target pumps,

      still the ancient Boy Scout Death would sidle up

      and find me in the houseboat,

      compliment my penmanship, my knots, and then

      he’d lead me to the minivan, never to be seen

      with this hairstyle again, the handsome scalp

      and blond fringe now worn

      by seagulls, who hit the high notes like it was nothing,

      who think in unison, though they never

      seem to fly that way, instead go dropping singular

      from the squiggled flock

      after bread crust and fish eye, blip-blip

      down from the sky, rogue threads of EKG. I mean to say

      what’s globbed is globbed for good

      and even John Keats will not unfuck it for us.

      Though maybe you have this feeling

      about me — good! — and maybe then

      you paste that feeling down with words

      and I do the same, and then dreaming in our beds

      we get the lonely message from each other,

      just in time, just as the jackbooted soldiers

      come

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