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'I hope it will be more familiar still, Wegg.'

       'Do you, Mr Boffin? Much obliged to you, I'm sure. Is it your pleasure, sir, that we decline and we fall?' with a feint of taking up the

       book.

       'Not just yet awhile, Wegg. In fact, I have got another offer to make you.'

       Mr Wegg (who had had nothing else in his mind for several nights) took off his spectacles with an air of bland surprise.

       'And I hope you'll like it, Wegg.'

       'Thank you, sir,' returned that reticent individual. 'I hope it may prove so. On all accounts, I am sure.' (This, as a philanthropic aspiration.)

       'What do you think,' said Mr Boffin, 'of not keeping a stall, Wegg?'

       'I think, sir,' replied Wegg, 'that I should like to be shown the gentleman prepared to make it worth my while!'

       'Here he is,' said Mr Boffin.

       Mr Wegg was going to say, My Benefactor, and had said My Bene, when a grandiloquent change came over him.

       'No, Mr Boffin, not you sir. Anybody but you. Do not fear, Mr Boffin, that I shall contaminate the premises which your gold has bought, with MY lowly pursuits. I am aware, sir, that it would not become me to carry on my little traffic under the windows of your mansion. I have already thought of that, and taken my measures. No need to be bought out, sir. Would Stepney Fields be considered intrusive? If not remote enough, I can go remoter. In the words of the poet's song, which I do not quite remember:

       Thrown on the wide world, doom'd to wander and roam, Bereft of my parents, bereft of a home,

       A stranger to something and what's his name joy, Behold little Edmund the poor Peasant boy.

       --And equally,' said Mr Wegg, repairing the want of direct application in the last line, 'behold myself on a similar footing!'

       'Now, Wegg, Wegg, Wegg,' remonstrated the excellent Boffin. 'You are too sensitive.'

       'I know I am, sir,' returned Wegg, with obstinate magnanimity. 'I am acquainted with my faults. I always was, from a child, too sensitive.'

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       'But listen,' pursued the Golden Dustman; 'hear me out, Wegg. You have taken it into your head that I mean to pension you off.'

       'True, sir,' returned Wegg, still with an obstinate magnanimity. 'I am acquainted with my faults. Far be it from me to deny them. I

       HAVE taken it into my head.'

       'But I DON'T mean it.'

       The assurance seemed hardly as comforting to Mr Wegg, as Mr Boffin intended it to be. Indeed, an appreciable elongation of his visage might have been observed as he replied:

       'Don't you, indeed, sir?'

       'No,' pursued Mr Boffin; 'because that would express, as I understand it, that you were not going to do anything to deserve your money. But you are; you are.'

       'That, sir,' replied Mr Wegg, cheering up bravely, 'is quite another pair of shoes. Now, my independence as a man is again elevated.

       Now, I no longer

       Weep for the hour,

       When to Boffinses bower,

       The Lord of the valley with offers came; Neither does the moon hide her light From the heavens tonight,

       And weep behind her clouds o'er any individual in the present

       Company's shame.

       --Please to proceed, Mr Boffin.'

       'Thank'ee, Wegg, both for your confidence in me and for your frequent dropping into poetry; both of which is friendly. Well, then; my idea is, that you should give up your stall, and that I should put you into the Bower here, to keep it for us. It's a pleasant spot; and a man with coals and candles and a pound a week might be in clover here.'

       'Hem! Would that man, sir--we will say that man, for the purposes of argueyment;' Mr Wegg made a smiling demonstration of great perspicuity here; 'would that man, sir, be expected to throw any other capacity in, or would any other capacity be considered extra? Now let us (for the purposes of argueyment) suppose that man to be engaged as a reader: say (for the purposes of argueyment) in

       the evening. Would that man's pay as a reader in the evening, be added to the other amount, which, adopting your language, we will

       call clover; or would it merge into that amount, or clover?'

       'Well,' said Mr Boffin, 'I suppose it would be added.'

       'I suppose it would, sir. You are right, sir. Exactly my own views, Mr Boffin.' Here Wegg rose, and balancing himself on his wooden leg, fluttered over his prey with extended hand. 'Mr Boffin, consider it done. Say no more, sir, not a word more. My stall and I are for ever parted. The collection of ballads will in future be reserved for private study, with the object of making poetry tributary'-- Wegg was so proud of having found this word, that he said it again, with a capital letter--'Tributary, to friendship. Mr Boffin, don't allow yourself to be made uncomfortable by the pang it gives me to part from my stock and stall. Similar emotion was undergone

       by my own father when promoted for his merits from his occupation as a waterman to a situation under Government. His Christian name was Thomas. His words at the time (I was then an infant, but so deep was their impression on me, that I committed them to memory) were:

       Then farewell my trim-built wherry, Oars and coat and badge farewell! Never more at Chelsea Ferry,

       Shall your Thomas take a spell!

       --My father got over it, Mr Boffin, and so shall I.'

       While delivering these valedictory observations, Wegg continually disappointed Mr Boffin of his hand by flourishing it in the air. He now darted it at his patron, who took it, and felt his mind relieved of a great weight: observing that as they had arranged their joint affairs so satisfactorily, he would now be glad to look into those of Bully Sawyers. Which, indeed, had been left overnight in a very

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       unpromising posture, and for whose impending expedition against the Persians the weather had been by no means favourable all day.

       Mr Wegg resumed his spectacles therefore. But Sawyers was not to be of the party that night; for, before Wegg had found his place, Mrs Boffin's tread was heard upon the stairs, so unusually heavy and hurried, that Mr Boffin would have started up at the sound, anticipating some occurrence much out of the common course, even though she had not also called to him in an agitated tone.

       Mr Boffin hurried out, and found her on the dark staircase, panting, with a lighted candle in her hand.

       'What's the matter, my dear?'

       'I don't know; I don't know; but I wish you'd come upstairs.'

       Much surprised, Mr Boffin went up stairs and accompanied Mrs Boffin into their own room: a second large room on the same floor as the room in which the late proprietor had died. Mr Boffin looked all round him, and saw nothing more unusual than various articles of folded linen on a large chest, which Mrs Boffin had been sorting.

       'What is it, my dear? Why, you're frightened! YOU frightened?'

       'I am not one of that sort certainly,' said Mrs Boffin, as she sat down in a chair to recover herself, and took her husband's arm; 'but it's very strange!'

       'What is, my dear?'

       'Noddy, the faces of the old man and the two children are all over the house tonight.'

       'My dear?' exclaimed Mr Boffin. But not without a certain uncomfortable sensation gliding down his back.

       'I know it must sound foolish, and yet it is so.'

       'Where did you think you saw them?'

       'I don't know that I think I saw them anywhere. I felt them.'

       'Touched them?'

       'No. Felt them in the air. I was sorting those things on the chest, and not thinking of the old man or the children, but singing to myself, when all in a moment I felt there was a face growing out of the dark.'

      

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