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there, labelled "ELIGIBLE. ON VIEW," and meet the lady, similarly labelled? Anything to carry out M. R. F.'s arrangements, I am sure, with the greatest pleasure--except matrimony. Could I possibly support it? I, so soon bored, so constantly, so fatally?'

       'But you are not a consistent fellow, Eugene.'

       'In susceptibility to boredom,' returned that worthy, 'I assure you I am the most consistent of mankind.'

       'Why, it was but now that you were dwelling in the advantages of a monotony of two.'

       'In a lighthouse. Do me the justice to remember the condition. In a lighthouse.'

       Mortimer laughed again, and Eugene, having laughed too for the first time, as if he found himself on reflection rather entertaining, relapsed into his usual gloom, and drowsily said, as he enjoyed his cigar, 'No, there is no help for it; one of the prophetic deliveries of M. R. F. must for ever remain unfulfilled. With every disposition to oblige him, he must submit to a failure.'

       It had grown darker as they talked, and the wind was sawing and the sawdust was whirling outside paler windows. The underlying churchyard was already settling into deep dim shade, and the shade was creeping up to the housetops among which they sat. 'As if,' said Eugene, 'as if the churchyard ghosts were rising.'

       He had walked to the window with his cigar in his mouth, to exalt its flavour by comparing the fireside with the outside, when he stopped midway on his return to his arm-chair, and said:

       'Apparently one of the ghosts has lost its way, and dropped in to be directed. Look at this phantom!'

       Lightwood, whose back was towards the door, turned his head, and there, in the darkness of the entry, stood a something in the like-

       ness of a man: to whom he addressed the not irrelevant inquiry, 'Who the devil are you?'

       'I ask your pardons, Governors,' replied the ghost, in a hoarse double-barrelled whisper, 'but might either on you be Lawyer Lightwood?'

       'What do you mean by not knocking at the door?' demanded Mortimer.

       'I ask your pardons, Governors,' replied the ghost, as before, 'but probable you was not aware your door stood open.'

       'What do you want?'

       Hereunto the ghost again hoarsely replied, in its double-barrelled manner, 'I ask your pardons, Governors, but might one on you be

       Lawyer Lightwood?'

       'One of us is,' said the owner of that name.

       'All right, Governors Both,' returned the ghost, carefully closing the room door; ''tickler business.'

       Mortimer lighted the candles. They showed the visitor to be an ill-looking visitor with a squinting leer, who, as he spoke, fumbled at

       an old sodden fur cap, formless and mangey, that looked like a furry animal, dog or cat, puppy or kitten, drowned and decaying.

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       'Now,' said Mortimer, 'what is it?'

       'Governors Both,' returned the man, in what he meant to be a wheedling tone, 'which on you might be Lawyer Lightwood?'

       'I am.'

       'Lawyer Lightwood,' ducking at him with a servile air, 'I am a man as gets my living, and as seeks to get my living, by the sweat of my brow. Not to risk being done out of the sweat of my brow, by any chances, I should wish afore going further to be swore in.'

       'I am not a swearer in of people, man.'

       The visitor, clearly anything but reliant on this assurance, doggedly muttered 'Alfred David.'

       'Is that your name?' asked Lightwood.

       'My name?' returned the man. 'No; I want to take a Alfred David.'

       (Which Eugene, smoking and contemplating him, interpreted as meaning Affidavit.)

       'I tell you, my good fellow,' said Lightwood, with his indolent laugh, 'that I have nothing to do with swearing.'

       'He can swear AT you,' Eugene explained; 'and so can I. But we can't do more for you.'

       Much discomfited by this information, the visitor turned the drowned dog or cat, puppy or kitten, about and about, and looked from one of the Governors Both to the other of the Governors Both, while he deeply considered within himself. At length he decided:

       'Then I must be took down.'

       'Where?' asked Lightwood.

       'Here,' said the man. 'In pen and ink.'

       'First, let us know what your business is about.'

       'It's about,' said the man, taking a step forward, dropping his hoarse voice, and shading it with his hand, 'it's about from five to ten

       thousand pound reward. That's what it's about. It's about Murder. That's what it's about.'

       'Come nearer the table. Sit down. Will you have a glass of wine?'

       'Yes, I will,' said the man; 'and I don't deceive you, Governors.'

       It was given him. Making a stiff arm to the elbow, he poured the wine into his mouth, tilted it into his right cheek, as saying, 'What do you think of it?' tilted it into his left cheek, as saying, 'What do YOU think of it?' jerked it into his stomach, as saying, 'What do YOU think of it?' To conclude, smacked his lips, as if all three replied, 'We think well of it.'

       'Will you have another?'

       'Yes, I will,' he repeated, 'and I don't deceive you, Governors.' And also repeated the other proceedings.

       'Now,' began Lightwood, 'what's your name?'

       'Why, there you're rather fast, Lawyer Lightwood,' he replied, in a remonstrant manner. 'Don't you see, Lawyer Lightwood? There you're a little bit fast. I'm going to earn from five to ten thousand pound by the sweat of my brow; and as a poor man doing justice to the sweat of my brow, is it likely I can afford to part with so much as my name without its being took down?'

       Deferring to the man's sense of the binding powers of pen and ink and paper, Lightwood nodded acceptance of Eugene's nodded proposal to take those spells in hand. Eugene, bringing them to the table, sat down as clerk or notary.

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       'Now,' said Lightwood, 'what's your name?'

       But further precaution was still due to the sweat of this honest fellow's brow.

       'I should wish, Lawyer Lightwood,' he stipulated, 'to have that T'other Governor as my witness that what I said I said. Consequent,

       will the T'other Governor be so good as chuck me his name and where he lives?'

       Eugene, cigar in mouth and pen in hand, tossed him his card. After spelling it out slowly, the man made it into a little roll, and tied it up in an end of his neckerchief still more slowly.

       'Now,' said Lightwood, for the third time, 'if you have quite completed your various preparations, my friend, and have fully ascertained that your spirits are cool and not in any way hurried, what's your name?'

       'Roger Riderhood.'

       'Dwelling-place?'

       'Lime'us Hole.'

       'Calling or occupation?'

       Not quite so glib with this answer as with the previous two, Mr Riderhood gave in the definition, 'Waterside character.'

       'Anything against you?' Eugene quietly put in, as he wrote.

       Rather baulked, Mr Riderhood evasively remarked, with an innocent air, that he believed the T'other Governor had asked him summa't.

       'Ever in trouble?' said Eugene.

       'Once.' (Might happen to any man, Mr Riderhood added incidentally.)

       'On suspicion of--'

       'Of seaman's pocket,' said Mr Riderhood. 'Whereby I was in reality the man's best friend, and tried to take care of him.'

       'With the sweat of your brow?' asked Eugene.

       'Till it poured down like rain,' said Roger Riderhood.

       Eugene leaned back in his chair, and smoked with his eyes negligently

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