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       --Dignam, Mr Bloom said. An old friend of mine. He died quite suddenly, poor fellow. Heart trouble, I believe. Funeral was this morning.

       Your funeral's tomorrow While you're coming through the rye. Diddlediddle dumdum Diddlediddle...

       --Sad to lose the old friends, Mrs Breen's womaneyes said melancholily. Now that's quite enough about that. Just: quietly: husband.

       --And your lord and master?

       Mrs Breen turned up her two large eyes. Hasn't lost them anyhow.

       --O, don't be talking! she said. He's a caution to rattlesnakes. He's in there now with his lawbooks finding out the law of libel. He

       has me heartscalded. Wait till I show you.

       Hot mockturtle vapour and steam of newbaked jampuffs rolypoly poured out from Harrison's. The heavy noonreek tickled the top of Mr Bloom's gullet. Want to make good pastry, butter, best flour, Demerara sugar, or they'd taste it with the hot tea. Or is it from her? A barefoot arab stood over the grating, breathing in the fumes. Deaden the gnaw of hunger that way. Pleasure or pain is it? Penny dinner. Knife and fork chained to the table.

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       Opening her handbag, chipped leather. Hatpin: ought to have a guard on those things. Stick it in a chap's eye in the tram. Rummag-ing. Open. Money. Please take one. Devils if they lose sixpence. Raise Cain. Husband barging. Where's the ten shillings I gave you on Monday? Are you feeding your little brother's family? Soiled handkerchief: medicinebottle. Pastille that was fell. What is she?...

       --There must be a new moon out, she said. He's always bad then. Do you know what he did last night?

       Her hand ceased to rummage. Her eyes fixed themselves on him, wide in alarm, yet smiling.

       --What? Mr Bloom asked.

       Let her speak. Look straight in her eyes. I believe you. Trust me.

       --Woke me up in the night, she said. Dream he had, a nightmare. Indiges.

       --Said the ace of spades was walking up the stairs.

       --The ace of spades! Mr Bloom said.

       She took a folded postcard from her handbag.

       --Read that, she said. He got it this morning.

       --What is it? Mr Bloom asked, taking the card. U.P.?

       --U.P.: up, she said. Someone taking a rise out of him. It's a great shame for them whoever he is.

       --Indeed it is, Mr Bloom said. She took back the card, sighing.

       --And now he's going round to Mr Menton's office. He's going to take an action for ten thousand pounds, he says.

       She folded the card into her untidy bag and snapped the catch.

       Same blue serge dress she had two years ago, the nap bleaching. Seen its best days. Wispish hair over her ears. And that dowdy toque: three old grapes to take the harm out of it. Shabby genteel. She used to be a tasty dresser. Lines round her mouth. Only a year or so older than Molly.

       See the eye that woman gave her, passing. Cruel. The unfair sex.

       He looked still at her, holding back behind his look his discontent. Pungent mockturtle oxtail mulligatawny. I'm hungry too. Flakes of pastry on the gusset of her dress: daub of sugary flour stuck to her cheek. Rhubarb tart with liberal fillings, rich fruit interior. Josie Powell that was. In Luke Doyle's long ago. Dolphin's Barn, the charades. U.P.: up.

       Change the subject.

       --Do you ever see anything of Mrs Beaufoy? Mr Bloom asked.

       --Mina Purefoy? she said.

       Philip Beaufoy I was thinking. Playgoers' Club. Matcham often thinks of the masterstroke. Did I pull the chain? Yes. The last act.

       --Yes.

       --I just called to ask on the way in is she over it. She's in the lying-in hospital in Holles street. Dr Horne got her in. She's three days bad now.

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       --O, Mr Bloom said. I'm sorry to hear that.

       --Yes, Mrs Breen said. And a houseful of kids at home. It's a very stiff birth, the nurse told me.

       ---O, Mr Bloom said.

       His heavy pitying gaze absorbed her news. His tongue clacked in compassion. Dth! Dth!

       --I'm sorry to hear that, he said. Poor thing! Three days! That's terrible for her. Mrs Breen nodded.

       --She was taken bad on the Tuesday...

       Mr Bloom touched her funnybone gently, warning her:

       --Mind! Let this man pass.

       A bony form strode along the curbstone from the river staring with a rapt gaze into the sunlight through a heavystringed glass. Tight as a skullpiece a tiny hat gripped his head. From his arm a folded dustcoat, a stick and an umbrella dangled to his stride.

       --Watch him, Mr Bloom said. He always walks outside the lampposts. Watch!

       --Who is he if it's a fair question? Mrs Breen asked. Is he dotty?

       --His name is Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, Mr Bloom said smiling. Watch!

       --He has enough of them, she said. Denis will be like that one of these days. She broke off suddenly.

       --There he is, she said. I must go after him. Goodbye. Remember me to Molly, won't you?

       --I will, Mr Bloom said.

       He watched her dodge through passers towards the shopfronts. Denis Breen in skimpy frockcoat and blue canvas shoes shuffled out of Harrison's hugging two heavy tomes to his ribs. Blown in from the bay. Like old times. He suffered her to overtake him without surprise and thrust his dull grey beard towards her, his loose jaw wagging as he spoke earnestly.

       Meshuggah. Off his chump.

       Mr Bloom walked on again easily, seeing ahead of him in sunlight the tight skullpiece, the dangling stickumbrelladustcoat. Going the two days. Watch him! Out he goes again. One way of getting on in the world. And that other old mosey lunatic in those duds. Hard time she must have with him.

       U.P.: up. I'll take my oath that's Alf Bergan or Richie Goulding. Wrote it for a lark in the Scotch house I bet anything. Round to Men-

       ton's office. His oyster eyes staring at the postcard. Be a feast for the gods.

       He passed the Irish Times. There might be other answers Iying there. Like to answer them all. Good system for criminals. Code. At their lunch now. Clerk with the glasses there doesn't know me. O, leave them there to simmer. Enough bother wading through fortyfour of them. Wanted, smart lady typist to aid gentleman in literary work. I called you naughty darling because I do not like that other world. Please tell me what is the meaning. Please tell me what perfume does your wife. Tell me who made the world. The way they spring those questions on you. And the other one Lizzie Twigg. My literary efforts have had the good fortune to meet with the approval of the eminent poet A. E. (Mr Geo. Russell). No time to do her hair drinking sloppy tea with a book of poetry.

       Best paper by long chalks for a small ad. Got the provinces now. Cook and general, exc. cuisine, housemaid kept. Wanted live man

       for spirit counter. Resp. girl (R.C.) wishes to hear of post in fruit or pork shop. James Carlisle made that. Six and a half per cent divi-

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       dend. Made a big deal on Coates's shares. Ca' canny. Cunning old Scotch hunks. All the toady news. Our gracious and popular vice-reine. Bought the Irish Field now. Lady Mountcashel has quite recovered after her confinement and rode out with the Ward Union staghounds at the enlargement yesterday at Rathoath. Uneatable fox. Pothunters too. Fear injects juices make it tender enough for them. Riding astride. Sit her horse like a man. Weightcarrying huntress. No sidesaddle or pillion for her, not for Joe. First to the meet and in at the death. Strong as a brood mare some of those horsey women. Swagger around livery stables. Toss off a glass of brandy neat while you'd say knife. That one at the Grosvenor this morning. Up with her on the car: wishswish. Stonewall or fivebarred gate put her mount to it. Think that pugnosed

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