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nurse's experience. Astonished that he felt no weight when the child was laid in his arms, he began to wave her up and—not down; for she slowly ascended to the ceiling as before, and there remained floating in perfect comfort and satisfaction, as was testified by her peals of tiny laughter. The king stood staring up in speechless amazement, and trembled so that his beard shook like grass in the wind. At last, turning to the queen, who was just as horror-struck as himself, he said, gasping, staring, and stammering:

      "'She can't be ours, queen!'

      "Now the queen was much cleverer than the king, and had begun already to suspect that 'this effect defective came by cause.'

      "'I am sure she is ours,' answered she. 'But we ought to have taken better care of her at the christening. People who were never invited ought not to have been present.'

      "'Oh, ho!' said the king, tapping his forehead with his forefinger, 'I have it all. I've found her out. Don't you see it, queen? Princess Makemnoit has bewitched her.'

      "'That's just what I say,' answered the queen.

      "'I beg your pardon, my love; I did not hear you. John! bring the steps I get on my throne with.'

      "For he was a little king with a great throne, like many other kings.

      "The throne-steps were brought, and set upon the dining-table, and John got upon the top of them. But he could not reach the little princess, who lay like a baby-laughter-cloud in the air, exploding continuously.

      "'Take the tongs, John,' said his majesty; and getting up on the table, he handed them to him.

      "John could reach the baby now, and the little princess was handed down by the tongs.

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      "CHAPTER IV.—WHERE IS SHE?

      "One fine summer day, a month after these her first adventures, during which time she had been very carefully watched, the princess was lying on the bed in the queen's own chamber, fast asleep. One of the windows was open, for it was noon, and the day so sultry that the little girl was wrapped in nothing less etherial than slumber itself. The queen came into the room, and not observing that the baby was on the bed, opened another window. A frolicsome fairy wind which had been watching for a chance of mischief, rushed in at the one window, and taking its way over the bed where the child was lying, caught her up, and rolling and floating her along like a piece of flue, or a dandelion-seed, carried her with it through the opposite window, and away. The queen went down stairs, quite ignorant of the loss she had herself occasioned. When the nurse returned, she supposed that her majesty had carried her off, and, dreading a scolding, delayed making inquiry about her. But hearing nothing, she grew uneasy, and went at length to the queen's boudoir, where she found her majesty.

      "'Please your majesty, shall I take the baby?' said she.

      "'Where is she?' asked the queen.

      "'Please forgive me. I know it was wrong.'

      "'What do you mean?' said the queen, looking grave.

      "'Oh! don't frighten me, your majesty!' exclaimed the nurse, clapping her hands.

      "The queen saw that something was amiss, and fell down in a faint. The nurse rushed about the palace, screaming, 'My baby! my baby!'

      "Every one ran to the queen's room. But the queen could give no orders. They soon found out, however, that the princess was missing, and in a moment the palace was like a bee-hive in a garden. But in a minute more the queen was brought to herself by a great shout and a clapping of hands. They had found the princess fast asleep under a rose-bush, to which the elvish little wind-puff had carried her, finishing its mischief by shaking a shower of red rose-leaves all over the little white sleeper. Startled by the noise the servants made, she woke; and furious with glee, scattered the rose-leaves in all directions, like a shower of spray in the sunset.

      "She was watched more carefully after this, no doubt; yet it would be endless to relate all the odd incidents resulting from this peculiarity of the young princess. But there never was a baby in a house, not to say a palace, that kept a household in such constant good humour, at least below stairs. If it was not easy for her nurses to hold her, certainly she did not make their arms ache. And she was so nice to play at ball with! There was positively no danger of letting her fall. You might throw her down, or knock her down, or push her down, but you couldn't let her down. It is true, you might let her fly into the fire or the coal-hole, or through the window; but none of these accidents had happened as yet. If you heard peals of laughter resounding from some unknown region, you might be sure enough of the cause. Going down into the kitchen, or the room, you would find Jane and Thomas, and Robert and Susan, all and sum, playing at ball with the little princess. She was the ball herself, and did not enjoy it the less for that. Away she went, flying from one to another, screeching with laughter. And the servants loved the ball itself better even than the game. But they had to take care how they threw her, for if she received an upward direction, she would never come down without being fetched.

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      "CHAPTER V.—WHAT IS TO BE DONE?

      "But above stairs it was different. One day, for instance, after breakfast, the king went into his counting-house, and counted out his money. The operation gave him no pleasure.

      "'To think,' said he to himself, 'that every one of these gold sovereigns weighs a quarter of an ounce, and my real, live, flesh-and-blood princess weighs nothing at all!'

      "And he hated his gold sovereigns, as they lay with a broad smile of self-satisfaction all over their yellow faces.

      "The queen was in the parlour, eating bread and honey. But at the second mouthful, she burst out crying, and could not swallow it. The king heard her sobbing. Glad of anybody, but especially of his queen, to quarrel with, he clashed his gold sovereigns into his money-box, clapped his crown on his head, and rushed into the parlour.

      "'What is all this about?' exclaimed he. 'What are you crying for, queen?'

      "'I can't eat it,' said the queen, looking ruefully at the honey-pot.

      "'No wonder!' retorted the king. 'You've just eaten your breakfast—two turkey eggs, and three anchovies.'

      "'Oh! that's not it!' sobbed her majesty. 'It's my child, my child!'

      "'Well, what's the matter with your child? She's neither up the chimney nor down the draw-well. Just hear her laughing.' Yet the king could not help a sigh, which he tried to turn into a cough, saying,

      "'It is a good thing to be light-hearted, I am sure, whether she be ours or not.'

      "'It is a bad thing to be light-headed,' answered the queen, looking with prophetic soul, far into the future.

      "''Tis a good thing to be light-handed,' said the king.

      "''Tis a bad thing to be light-fingered,' answered the queen.

      "''Tis a good thing to be light-footed,' said the king.

      "''Tis a bad thing,' began the queen; but the king interrupted her.

      "'In fact,' said he, with the tone of one who concludes an argument in which he has had only imaginary opponents, and in which, therefore, he has come off triumphant—'in fact, it is a good thing altogether to be light-bodied.'

      "'But it is a bad thing altogether to be light-minded,' retorted the queen, who was beginning to lose her temper.

      "This last answer quite discomfited his majesty, who turned on his heel, and betook himself to his counting-house again. But he was not halfway towards it, when the voice of his queen overtook him:

      "'And it's a bad thing to be light-haired,' screamed she, determined to have more last words, now that her spirit was roused.

      "The queen's hair was black as night; and the king's had been, and his daughter's was, golden as morning. But it was not this reflection on his hair that troubled him; it was

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