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of him, and the luxurious, almost voluptuous, enjoyment he had of it, were in peril. When he had purchased the well-probed fat goose, the shrimps, and the cheese, he was only half-satisfied. His ideas shot boldly at a bottle of wine, and he employed a summer-lighted evening in going a round of wine-merchants’ placards, and looking out for the cheapest bottle he could buy. And he would have bought one—he had sealing-wax of his own and could have stamped it with the office-stamp of Boyne’s Bank for that matter, to make it as dignified and costly as the vaunted red seals and green seals of the placards—he would have bought one, had he not, by one of his lucky mental illuminations, recollected that it was within his power to procure an order to taste wine at the Docks, where you may get as much wine as you like out of big sixpenny glasses, and try cask after cask, walking down gas-lit paths between the huge bellies of wine which groan to be tapped and tried, that men may know them. The idea of paying two shillings and sixpence for one miserable bottle vanished at the richly-coloured prospect. “That’ll show him something of what London is,” thought Anthony; and a companion thought told him in addition that the farmer, with a skinful of wine, would emerge into the open air imagining no small things of the man who could gain admittance into those marvellous caverns. “By George! it’s like a boy’s story-book,” cried Anthony, in his soul, and he chuckled over the vision of the farmer’s amazement—acted it with his arms extended, and his hat unseated, and plunged into wheezy fits of laughter.

      He met his guests at the station. Mr. Fleming was soberly attired in what, to Anthony’s London eye, was a curiosity costume; but the broad brim of the hat, the square cut of the brown coat, and the leggings, struck him as being very respectable, and worthy of a presentation at any Bank in London.

      “You stick to a leather purse, brother William John?” he inquired, with an artistic sentiment for things in keeping.

      “I do,” said the farmer, feeling seriously at the button over it.

      “All right; I shan’t ask ye to show it in the street,” Anthony rejoined, and smote Rhoda’s hand as it hung.

      “Glad to see your old uncle—are ye?”

      Rhoda replied quietly that she was, but had come with the principal object of seeing her sister.

      “There!” cried Anthony, “you never get a compliment out of this gal. She gives ye the nut, and you’re to crack it, and there maybe, or there mayn’t be, a kernel inside—she don’t care.”

      “But there ain’t much in it!” the farmer ejaculated, withdrawing his fingers from the button they had been teasing for security since Anthony’s question about the purse.

      “Not much—eh! brother William John?” Anthony threw up a puzzled look. “Not much baggage—I see that—” he exclaimed; “and, Lord be thanked! no trunks. Aha, my dear”—he turned to Rhoda—“you remember your lesson, do ye? Now, mark me—I’ll remember you for it. Do you know, my dear,” he said to Rhoda confidentially, “that sixpenn’orth of chaff which I made the cabman pay for—there was the cream of it!—that was better than Peruvian bark to my constitution. It was as good to me as a sniff of sea-breeze and no excursion expenses. I’d like another, just to feel young again, when I’d have backed myself to beat—cabmen? Ah! I’ve stood up, when I was a young ‘un, and shut up a Cheap Jack at a fair. Circulation’s the soul o’ chaff. That’s why I don’t mind tackling cabmen—they sit all day, and all they’ve got to say is ‘rat-tat,’ and they’ve done. But I let the boys roar. I know what I was when a boy myself. I’ve got devil in me—never you fear—but it’s all on the side of the law. Now, let’s off, for the gentlemen are starin’ at you, which won’t hurt ye, ye know, but makes me jealous.”

      Before the party moved away from the platform, a sharp tussle took place between Anthony and the farmer as to the porterage of the bulky bag; but it being only half-earnest, the farmer did not put out his strength, and Anthony had his way.

      “I rather astonished you, brother William John,” he said, when they were in the street.

      The farmer admitted that he was stronger than he looked.

      “Don’t you judge by appearances, that’s all,” Anthony remarked, setting down the bag to lay his finger on one side of his nose for impressiveness.

      “Now, there we leave London Bridge to the right, and we should away to the left, and quiet parts.” He seized the bag anew. “Just listen. That’s the roaring of cataracts of gold you hear, brother William John. It’s a good notion, ain’t it? Hark!—I got that notion from one of your penny papers. You can buy any amount for a penny, now-a-days—poetry up in a corner, stories, tales o’ temptation—one fellow cut his lucky with his master’s cash, dashed away to Australia, made millions, fit to be a lord, and there he was! liable to the law! and everybody bowing their hats and their heads off to him, and his knees knocking at the sight of a policeman—a man of a red complexion, full habit of body, enjoyed his dinner and his wine, and on account of his turning white so often, they called him—‘sealing-wax and Parchment’ was one name; ‘Carrots and turnips’ was another; ‘Blumonge and something,’ and so on. Fancy his having to pay half his income in pensions to chaps who could have had him out of his town or country mansion and popped into gaol in a jiffy. And found out at last! Them tales set you thinking. Once I was an idle young scaramouch. But you can buy every idea that’s useful to you for a penny. I tried the halfpenny journals. Cheapness ain’t always profitable. The moral is, Make your money, and you may buy all the rest.”

      Discoursing thus by the way, and resisting the farmer’s occasional efforts to relieve him of the bag, with the observation that appearances were deceiving, and that he intended, please his Maker, to live and turn over a little more interest yet, Anthony brought them to Mrs. Wicklow’s house. Mrs. Wicklow promised to put them into the track of the omnibuses running toward Dahlia’s abode in the Southwest, and Mary Ann Wicklow, who had a burning desire in her bosom to behold even the outside shell of her friend’s new grandeur, undertook very disinterestedly to accompany them. Anthony’s strict injunction held them due at a lamp-post outside Boyne’s Bank, at half-past three o’clock in the afternoon.

      “My love to Dahly,” he said. “She was always a head and shoulders over my size. Tell her, when she rolls by in her carriage, not to mind me. I got my own notions of value. And if that Mr. Ayrton of hers ‘ll bank at Boyne’s, I’ll behave to him like a customer. This here’s the girl for my money.” He touched Rhoda’s arm, and so disappeared.

      The farmer chided her for her cold manner to her uncle, murmuring aside to her: “You heard what he said.” Rhoda was frozen with her heart’s expectation, and insensible to hints or reproof. The people who entered the omnibus seemed to her stale phantoms bearing a likeness to every one she had known, save to her beloved whom she was about to meet, after long separation.

      She marvelled pityingly at the sort of madness which kept the streets so lively for no reasonable purpose. When she was on her feet again, she felt for the first time, that she was nearing the sister for whom she hungered, and the sensation beset her that she had landed in a foreign country. Mary Ann Wicklow chattered all the while to the general ear. It was her pride to be the discoverer of Dahlia’s terrace.

      “Not for worlds would she enter the house,” she said, in a general tone; she knowing better than to present herself where downright entreaty did not invite her.

      Rhoda left her to count the numbers along the terrace-walk, and stood out in the road that her heart might select Dahlia’s habitation from the other hueless residences. She fixed upon one, but she was wrong, and her heart sank. The fair Mary Ann fought her and beat her by means of a careful reckoning, as she remarked,—

      “I keep my eyes open; Number 15 is the corner house, the bow-window, to a certainty.”

      Gardens were in front of the houses; or, to speak more correctly, strips of garden walks. A cab was drawn up close by the shrub-covered iron gate leading up to No. 15. Mary Ann hurried them on, declaring that they might be too late even now at a couple of dozen paces distant, seeing that London cabs, crawlers as they usually were, could, when required, and paid for it, do their business like lightning. Her observation was illustrated the moment after they had left her in the rear;

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