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stamp of his cane on the floor whenever the nervous and grating click of the auctioneer's hammer on his desk announced the sale of some favourite article. There was one lot only which he showed any anxiety to possess, and as the porter handed it round, the old man's countenance gleamed with pleasure as his eye wistfully followed it: it was the representation of a little spaniel worked in worsted, and the joint work of Julia and his deceased wife.

      "Rascal!" exclaimed the old man, as the porter somewhat roughly rubbed the dust off it, "be tender of the poor thing. That's Julia's. I – I bid for that; I bid five pounds for that," said the old man, in a voice scarcely articulate with emotion.

      "Six pounds," said a voice in the crowd.

      "Who bids against me?" muttered old Deering, as he ran his eye over the group whence the voice issued. "It was the work of my poor child's hands, and of her dear departed mother. Another pound for it, Mr. Auctioneer."

      The same voice bid against him.

      The old man raised himself in his chair, gazed wistfully and imploringly in the direction of the voice, and sank back in sullen resignation in his chair.

      "Going for eight pounds – once – twice – the last time!" and the sharp and sudden click of the auctioneer's hammer, as it fell, came with a harsh grating sound on the ear of the old man, as he groaned, and muttered something between a curse and an entreaty.

      Old Deering, notwithstanding the utter ruin of his fortune, still continued, from sheer force of habit, to frequent his old haunts; and his drooped and wasted figure, with his well-known tops and gold-headed cane, might be seen loitering about the purlieus of the Exchange, inquiring the price of stocks with as much anxiety as ever, and wondering at the ill-manners of some persons who, from his rambling and incoherent expressions, looked upon him as somewhat crazed. He was in truth so.

      This was the time for the active benevolence of Binks to show itself; for, except when his indolence stood in the way, he had a heart. He saw Julia, and gave her the most decided assurances of his unaltered attachment, as the old man's malady threatened to become serious. He privately purchased a neat little cottage outside town, and had all the furniture (for he attended the auction, and arranged that every article of it should be bought in,) conveyed to it. He took particular care – for he consulted Julia on the details – that the disposition of the furniture in the new house should, as nearly as circumstances would permit, be exactly the same as in the house in town. Her father's easy-chair, pictures, books, the pianoforte, – for almost every article had been preserved by the management of Binks, – were put into something like their accustomed places; and little Fidelio, the object of contention at the auction, looked quite as brisk as ever, enshrined in his glass-case over the mantelpiece, not a whit the worse for having his jacket dusted. Change of air, and absence from the scene of his former activity, was suggested as the best remedy for the malady of the old man.

      To this little cottage Julia and her father drove one day, on pretence of looking for a suitable residence, such as became their altered circumstances. This little cottage struck his fancy, and he expressed a wish to see it. A very agreeable young man showed them over the house. The more he examined it, the more he liked it; every thing in it was so like what he once had.

      "Why, Julia, this is your pianoforte! let me hear you play; I'll know it among a thousand;" and Julia played "sweet home" for him, – an air her father always liked. His eye glistened as she played; it reminded him of better days and his old house in the City, and he dropped into his easy-chair. "And Fidelio, the little spaniel! Why, how is this, Julia? – And this gentleman?" and he looked alternately at Binks and Julia. "Ah, hussey! I see how it is; but it's an odd way of coming together."

      And Binks was happy – happy as the day was long. Julia and he were married. The gay Binks, like another Hercules, gave up his club when he married, and was content with his love in a cottage, with no other interruption to his happiness than the occasional pettishness of the old man, who could never well forgive Binks for outbidding him for Fidelio at the auction. And the malady of not knowing what to do with himself never afterwards attacked him, now that the odds were two to one against it.

S.Y.

      A GENTLEMAN QUITE

      In Bentley's May number I read of a goose,

      Whose aim in this life was to be of some use;

      Now I always act on the opposite plan,

      And endeavour to take the least trouble I can:

      I sing at no concert, I dance at no ball, —

      I'm a gentleman quite, and of no use at all!

      When invited to dinner, I'd much rather starve,

      Than attempt for some hungry half-dozen to carve;

      And folks do exist, who, when dishes are nice,

      Won't scruple to send their plates up to you twice:

      All vainly for sauces on me do they call, —

      I'm a gentleman quite, and of no use at all!

      If ask'd for some verses an album to fill,

      I don't plead want of time, but admit want of skill;

      There's nothing ungentlemanlike in a dunce,

      So I state the plain fact, and save trouble at once;

      For, rather than write, I'd mend shoes in a stall, —

      I'm a gentleman quite, and of no use at all!

      When doom'd to the Opera with ladies to go,

      I'm not quite so green as to play the old beau;

      The fiddlers and dancers are paid to amuse,

      And, to stand on their level, is what I don't choose.

      When over, for footman or coach I don't bawl, —

      I'm a gentleman quite, and of no use at all!

      Of my club in Pall Mall I was very soon cured,

      They wanted to make me a sort of a steward;

      Those persons must surely have owed me a grudge,

      To wish me to work as an amateur drudge.

      A suggestion so horrible made my flesh crawl;

      I'm a gentleman quite, and of no use at all!

      I've an uncle, or nephew, or kin of some kind,

      Who, to sit in St. Stephen's, once felt much inclin'd;

      To his vulgar committee he added my name;

      When my poor valet read it, he redden'd with shame.

      With no mob from the hustings will I ever brawl, —

      I'm a gentleman quite, and of no use at all!

      But Death's the great leveller: every one knows

      Gentility's essence is graceful repose,

      And the grave yields repose that must charm e'en a Turk;

      No labour or toil there, the worm does the work.

      When shrouded, and coffin'd, and under a pall,

      Man's a gentleman quite, he's of no use at all!

      May, 1837.

J.S.

      THE FOSTER-CHILD

      "Ten years to-day! Mercy on us, time does fly indeed! it seems but yesterday. And here she sat, her beautiful fair face all reddened by the heat, as in her childish romps she puffed with might and main the fire in this very grate. Dear heart, how sweet a child it was surely! Well, David, say what folks will, I'm convinced there was a fate about it."

      Before I relate how far David coincided in this opinion of his "gude wife," I will mention to whom and to what she alluded, and how I had an opportunity of declaring a similar conviction. Seated, after a kind reception by the master and matron, in their best room in the workhouse of L – , at my request they were proceeding to gratify my curiosity,

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