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asked Planchet.

      "Well, my friend, I shall go over yonder, and with my forty men, I shall carry him off, pack him up, and bring him into France, where two modes of proceeding present themselves to my dazzled eyes."

      "Oh! and to mine too," cried Planchet, transported with enthusiasm. "We will put him in a cage and show him for money."

      "Well, Planchet, that is a third plan, of which I had not thought."

      "Do you think it a good one?"

      "Yes, certainly, but I think mine better."

      "Let us see yours, then."

      "In the first place, I shall set a ransom on him."

      "Of how much?"

      "Peste! a fellow like that must be well worth a hundred thousand crowns."

      "Yes, yes!"

      "You see, then – in the first place, a ransom of a hundred thousand crowns."

      "Or else – "

      "Or else, what is much better, I deliver him up to King Charles, who, having no longer either a general or an army to fear, nor a diplomatist to trick him, will restore himself, and when once restored, will pay down to me the hundred thousand crowns in question. That is the idea I have formed; what do you say to it, Planchet?"

      "Magnificent, monsieur!" cried Planchet, trembling with emotion. "How did you conceive that idea?"

      "It came to me one morning on the banks of the Loire, whilst our beloved king, Louis XIV., was pretending to weep upon the hand of Mademoiselle de Mancini."

      "Monsieur, I declare the idea is sublime. But – "

      "Ah! is there a but?"

      "Permit me! But this is a little like the skin of that fine bear – you know – that they were about to sell, but which it was necessary to take from the back of the living bear. Now, to take M. Monk, there will be a bit of scuffle, I should think."

      "No doubt; but as I shall raise an army to – "

      "Yes, yes – I understand, parbleu! – a coup-de-main. Yes, then, monsieur, you will triumph, for no one equals you in such sorts of encounters."

      "I certainly am lucky in them," said D'Artagnan, with a proud simplicity. "You know that if for this affair I had my dear Athos, my brave Porthos, and my cunning Aramis, the business would be settled; but they are all lost, as it appears, and nobody knows where to find them. I will do it, then, alone. Now, do you find the business good, and the investment advantageous?"

      "Too much so – too much so."

      "How can that be?"

      "Because fine things never reach the expected point."

      "This is infallible, Planchet, and the proof is that I undertake it. It will be for you a tolerably pretty gain, and for me a very interesting stroke. It will be said, 'Such was the old age of M. d'Artagnan,' and I shall hold a place in tales and even in history itself, Planchet. I am greedy of honor."

      "Monsieur," cried Planchet, "when I think that it is here, in my home, in the midst of my sugar, my prunes, and my cinnamon, that this gigantic project is ripened, my shop seems a palace to me."

      "Beware, beware, Planchet! If the least report of this escapes, there is the Bastile for both of us. Beware, my friend, for this is a plot we are hatching. M. Monk is the ally of M. Mazarin – beware!"

      "Monsieur, when a man has had the honor to belong to you, he knows nothing of fear; and when he has the advantage of being bound up in interests with you, he holds his tongue."

      "Very well, that is more your affair than mine, seeing that in a week I shall be in England."

      "Depart, monsieur, depart – the sooner the better."

      "Is the money, then, ready?"

      "It will be to-morrow, to-morrow you shall receive it from my own hands. Will you have gold or silver?"

      "Gold; that is most convenient. But how are we going to arrange this? Let us see."

      "Oh, good Lord! in the simplest way possible. You shall give me a receipt, that is all."

      "No, no," said D'Artagnan, warmly; "we must preserve order in all things."

      "That is likewise my opinion; but with you, M. d'Artagnan – "

      "And if I should die yonder – if I should be killed by a musket-ball – if I should burst from drinking beer?"

      "Monsieur, I beg you to believe that in that case I should be so much afflicted at your death, that I should not think about the money."

      "Thank you, Planchet; but no matter. We shall, like two lawyers' clerks, draw up together an agreement, a sort of act, which may be called a deed of company."

      "Willingly, monsieur."

      "I know it is difficult to draw such a thing up, but we can try."

      "Let us try, then." And Planchet went in search of pens, ink, and paper. D'Artagnan took the pen and wrote: – "Between Messire d'Artagnan, ex-lieutenant of the king's musketeers, at present residing in the Rue Tiquetonne, Hotel de la Chevrette; and the Sieur Planchet, grocer, residing in the Rue les Lombards, at the sign of the Pilon d'Or, it has been agreed as follows: – A company, with a capital of forty thousand livres, and formed for the purpose of carrying out an idea conceived by M. d'Artagnan, and the said Planchet approving of it in all points, will place twenty thousand livres in the hands of M. d'Artagnan. He will require neither repayment nor interest before the return of M. d'Artagnan from a journey he is about to take into England. On his part, M. d'Artagnan undertakes to find twenty thousand livres, which he will join to the twenty thousand already laid down by the Sieur Planchet. He will employ the said sum of forty thousand livres according to his judgment in an undertaking which is described below. On the day when M. d'Artagnan shall have re-established, by whatever means, his majesty King Charles II. upon the throne of England, he will pay into the hands of M. Planchet the sum of – "

      "The sum of a hundred and fifty thousand livres," said Planchet, innocently, perceiving that D'Artagnan hesitated.

      "Oh, the devil, no!" said D'Artagnan, "the division cannot be made by half; that would not be just."

      "And yet, monsieur; we each lay down half," objected Planchet, timidly.

      "Yes; but listen to this clause, my dear Planchet, and if you do not find it equitable in every respect when it is written, well, we can scratch it out again: – 'Nevertheless, as M. d'Artagnan brings to the association, besides his capital of twenty thousand livres, his time, his idea, his industry and his skin, – things which he appreciates strongly, particularly the last, – M. d'Artagnan will keep, of the three hundred thousand livres two hundred thousand livres for himself, which will make his share two-thirds."

      "Very well," said Planchet.

      "Is it just?" asked D'Artagnan.

      "Perfectly just, monsieur."

      "And you will be contented with a hundred thousand livres?"

      "Peste! I think so. A hundred thousand for twenty thousand!"

      "And in a month, understand."

      "How, in a month?"

      "Yes, I only ask one month."

      "Monsieur," said Planchet, generously, "I give you six weeks."

      "Thank you," replied the musketeer, politely; after which the two partners reperused their deed.

      "That is perfect, monsieur," said Planchet, "and the late M. Coquenard, the first husband of Madame la Baronne du Vallon, could not have done it better."

      "Do you find it so? Let us sign it, then." And both affixed their signatures.

      "In this fashion," said D'Artagnan, "I shall be under obligations to no one."

      "But I shall be under obligations to you," said Planchet.

      "No; for whatever store I set by it, Planchet, I may lose my skin yonder, and you will lose all. A propos – peste! – that makes

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