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Hey, lighten up! And help your customers and co-workers have a little fun too. There's nothing like Funny Business available anywhere (that's why we wrote it). Find out how to put humor in your writing – and get away with it! Memos, letters, social media – make it all a little funnier.<br><br>Here's just some of what you'll get:<br>– The Basics of a Working Joke <br>– Why Humor is a Good Idea at Work <br>– The secret to puns<br>– Science Discovers Keys to Humor <br>– Business Jokes
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…uncompromising, non-apologetic, comically abusive…the second offering concerning the new sport of spiritfarming. Author Hugh Mann takes of the gloves with a no holds barred account of "farm equipment" as spiritfarming goes pro…
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When The Porch Light's On is a look at life through the eyes of a man who says he would have enjoyed being Walter Mitty's little brother. Don Newbury has long been regarded as unconventional, and he admires the Mitty kind of life – going most places on purpose and then letting the wind take over. <br><br>Newbury is a keen observer of life as it exists on the slower side of the street. He may feel at home in the nation's larger cities, but Newbury prefers the pace and rhythm, the wit and wisdom of Small Town America where a man on the other side of town can become a friend for life, even if you've met him only once and hardly ever remember his name.<br><br>He relishes the day's news, particularly the common man who makes it, tweaking, twisting, and turning these accounts into the warm, gentle humor and sometimes heartbreaking stories that can have an impact on anyone's life. <br><br>When the Porch Light's On makes you laugh a lot, cry a little, and appreciate the foibles of the human condition. It is littered with an odd assortment of the most extraordinary characters you will ever meet. <br><br>As one columnist wrote: "Newbury is a master of humor, timing, and inspiration. He is determined to find healthy humor in at least every other link in the chain of human events. He refuses to take himself or his world seriously for more than a few minutes of time."<br><br>But, no matter, how hilarious he writes, he leaves his readers remarkably enriched – a rare and important talent.
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BLACKOUTS and BREAKDOWNS<br>A Novel by Mark Brennan Rosenberg<br><br>Drugs up our noses and boyfriends from Britain<br>Vodka called Ketel and diaries written<br>Guys with hot packages and lots of bling<br>These are a few of my favorite things.<br><br>Ever wondered what it's like to pretend to know sign language to pick up a hot deaf guy?<br><br>Have you ever wondered what it's like to date a convicted pedophile? Or, have you ever wondered what it's like to work as a hot dog vendor?<br><br>Luckily, Mark has taken care of all of that so you won't ever have to wonder again. In Blackouts and Breakdowns Mark chronicles his shenanigans from early childhood where he was a rambunctious sprite who rocked pink pants, watched far too many soap operas and sang show tunes (it came as no surprise when his parents found out he was gay – as if they needed to be told) to adulthood where he rocked pleather pants, watched far too many soap operas and sang show tunes at piano bars while plastered. In eleven uproarious short stories, Mark takes you inside his mind and explores the ridiculousness of his excessive drinking and the struggles he had to overcome to quit boozing and finally grow up. Oh, and he'll tell you how he ended up as a hot dog vendor. Because that's a road, you probably don't wantto go down. Ever.
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A man who crapped his pants, an old lady who whacked an employee, a redneck arrest and more are all in one place in this book. Fly on the Walmart: Confessions of a Young Walmart Greeter contains numerous stories of the crazy and hilarious things Walmart customers do. <br><br>This book is not affiliated with the company of Walmart. So many other books talk about the company and the boring fiscal details. The customers and their antics are so much more interesting, and they are what this book talks about! Their real antics are revealed through the eyes of a young woman who saw these people every day as an employee and a fellow customer.
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A hilariously funny, laugh till you pee, realistic look at Internet Dating experiences. It deals with the real-life struggle of finding a worthwhile relationship in the "grass is always greener" society. <br><br>When you see those romantic dating ads on TV, you have no concept of what could really happen. It all looks SO EASY! This book takes that mushy, romantic stuff, rolls it into a ball and deep fries it.<br><br>If you have ever experienced a date that didn't quite meet your expectations, then reading this book will bring a smile to your face, a lift to your heart and ease away those dating blues. After all, misery does love company.
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Management, career and life tips presented as basic, relevant, thoughtful and fun messages. Because most people have a verse, slogan, tidbit, motto or quote to live by, these can be used as personal mission statements. Hopefully, readers will think, laugh, pass them along, make a screensaver, tweet or put them in fancy frames next to the work mission statements they don't understand.
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A Compound Life is a humorous take on everyday life, and maybe even a quirky look at some of our adventures at The Compound, and some of life's often overlooked simple pleasures; and even some lackluster, boring and mundane chores that we all must do.<br><br>The Compound is a magical, mystical kind of place where only good things are "supposed" to happen. You may find a little satire or even a slight embellishment in some of the stories, now and again.<br><br>A Compound Life – I think Dorothy said it best, "There's No Place Like Home"!<br><br>Grab yourself a cold drink, a glass of wine, or a bottle of wine for that matter. Hell, grab a couple of six packs while you're at it, invite a few friends over and start your own book club!<br><br>Sit back, relax and enjoy! I think you'll be glad you got that drink!
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An uproarious, irreverent, unauthorized parody of the Christian bestseller, Heaven Is A Deal tells the story of an unscrupulous Iowa couple's bungling attempts to send a preschooler to Heaven to meet Jesus—then use the kid's memories to gain fame and fortune. <br> <br>The perfect antidote to fundamentalist claptrap, for believers and non-believers alike. You don't have to be rational to love this spoof…but it helps!
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This is my first attempt to put into words the true stories I experienced in my forty years of service as an employee of one of the US "Big Three" automotive manufactures. The purpose of this effort is to enlighten the public on why there are so many auto recalls. In addition, the lessons learned on, "How not to run a business", will prove helpful to business professionals. The name of my work is, "Lug Nuts". I have changed the places and names in my work. The stories are true!