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      Там еще есть старушки,

      Им тоже одним никак,

      В кустиках стукнут кружки,

      «А может на брудершафт?»

      Лучше в последнем вздохе,

      На очень мягком плече,

      Не на засохшей старухе,

      «Я не помру, как все.»

      Москва – Кавказская эстрада

      Шутка

      Москва залитая Кавказа голосами,

      Все так поют, как будто на горе,

      Армян грузина сзади подпирает,

      Пытаясь без акцента петь на русском

      языке.

      Муха-алкаш

      Шутка

      А мухи двинулись в запой,

      За них уже определили,

      Пьянеют мухи, бог ты мой,

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